White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026For the next 250 years, every day is going to be Reparations Day. 2271
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Father’s Day and previous family relationships mean nothing to a cauc father and son because the only relationship that matters to them is between them and their Black Master. 1344
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Bringing up the rear of every Juneteenth Parade are the town’s remaining intact white males. Whether they are marching, crawling or forced to hop like toads, they are all eager to show how grateful they are to have a place in the BNWO. 1284
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The white male learns that in the BNWO he not a person, he is an appliance. 2265
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The crackers owned by the midway are so worn out after the Juneteenth holiday they need to be replaced. 2362
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 11/05/2026 While running errands for his Nigerian master, Jeeves realized how lucky he was to have a place in this new world. 1214
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Happy Mother's Day whitebois. Make your mothers proud. 2386
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Richard Van Winkle, or “Rip”, as his friends used to call him, woke up from his coma, caused by a botched penile enlargement surgery, to a much changed world. 1302
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026In the BNWO, every caucazoid male is chipped so they can be punished or put in sleep mode with the touch of a button. It comes in handy if the neighbors’ yard crackers are making a racket on a Saturday morning. 1263
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Owning a PAWB (Phat Ass White Boy) doesn’t cost money, it makes money. 1294
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026A few short year’s ago Prescott’s father was the manager of the country club that now owns him. 1335
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 01/05/2026For caucazoids in the BNWO, God is very real, and He is an angry God. 1376
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Lieutenant Whiteman suddenly realized that he was the only cauc being marched in this year’s BNWO Victory Parade. He dared not to think about what happened to the rest of his battalion over the past year. 1312
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026To have a place in the BNWO, the white male tries hard to be invisible as he silently does his chores. 1322
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Surplus and unfuckable cauc males are used as research animals in the BNWO. 1212
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Technically, the office crackers are property of the company and not the CEO, but he has the option of replacing them if finds them unfuckable. 1294
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Being ordered by their Black Handlers to show their fuck holes in public was one way progressive whitebois were used to freak out the cauc partriarchy. 2203
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026In the BNWO, cauc owners find that their more fuckable whitebois can be used as cash cows. 1326
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 24/04/2026In some places in the BNWO, caucazoids are forced to move about on all fours to show they embrace their subhuman status. 1263
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026In a few short years, one of the few roles for whitebois in movies and television will be playing buffoons and loyal sidekicks. These will be mostly non-speaking roles, though one catchphrase that was popular for a while was “What did I do?!.” 1141
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Young caucs know that one of the qualities they will be evaluated for is their fuckability. 2306
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 21/04/2026It often amuses Black Men to use the crackers whose property they’ve seized as house slaves. 1273
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Therapists all over the country are reporting that their white male “patients” are having vivid, recurring nightmares of being laughed at. 2151
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Lance soon found out that folks got tired of his dancing poo act, and fined for being a nuisance whiteboy. 1151
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Travis loved being a party favor at every Black fraternity on campus. He hoped one of them would let him “join” - or more accurately, claim him as their property. 2343
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Imagine all the possible outcomes of this Wheel of Destiny game for a caucazoid - Plantation, Lab Rat, Sissification, Dog Show, etc. 3190
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Cracker Control Officers take particular delight in forcing intact Alpha caucs to bust their own balls. 1262
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Remember crackers, today is the day your Reparation Taxes are due. Can’t pay? You’ll get a huge break if you voluntarily get yourself neutered. 1241
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Whitey’s dilemma - he has to run his Master’s errands as if his life depended on it, and he also has to comply with everything the Cracker Control Officer orders him to do. 2152
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026After dropping a few thousand loads, Black men like to replace their house crackers with a fresh, tighter model. 2330
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I predict that one day soon, no one will bat an eye at BNWO propaganda. It will just be part of the landscape that constantly reminds cauc males of their place in the world. 2231
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 11/04/2026 Rufus never dreamed that one day he’d have a life in show business. 1182
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 10/04/2026In the BNWO folks never tire of scrambling a whiteboi’s eggs. 1382
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026In the early days of the BNWO, unowned whitebois desperately tried to curry favor with Black Men in the hopes of getting collared. 1255
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Jackson used his father’s credit card to pay for an entire Black fraternity’s spring break getaway. He hoped they would take him in as one of their house honkies. 2302
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026This is how Tariq financed his way through four years of business school. 2384
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 06/04/2026For many caucs their Master’s plantation is the entire universe. What exists beyond the gates is a terrifying mystery to them. They just know that they are so lucky to be owned and have a place in His World. 1355
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 05/04/2026With each passing year, it gets harder for white males to make a living. Nowadays, even a gig as an Easter Bunny can get you singled out as a troublemaker. 1170
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 04/04/2026My favorite Easter activity is decorating a bunnyboi’s eggs. It’s hard to find a dye that’s both brilliant, permanent, and not too toxic. 3170
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Travis hopes his father sees how happy he is living as a Black Man’s white dog. 2395
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 02/04/2026To Toto the urinal slave, chugging down Black Mens’ piss was like drinking the nectar of the gods. 34911
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 01/04/2026On April Fools’ Day the King decided it was time to ‘retire’ the court cracker. 1211
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026In the BNWO, getting Cracker Control to clear out a hideout of unowned caucs is just a phone call away. 1301
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Having a Phat Ass White Boy in the dorm to provide sexual release allows young Black Men, the leaders of tomorrow, to focus on their studies. 1414
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026On a plantation, punishments for field crackers are cruel, unusual and effective. 1170
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Folks don’t want feral caucs stinking up their nice clean town. 1140
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 27/03/2026An African obedience school rids a caucasian slave of his delusions of personhood. 3392
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The last cauc mayor was kept around just so he could be part of the Reparations Day Parade. Folks believed that if they successful landed a plastic ring onto his nervous little boner, it would bring them good luck. 1170
White Worm @white-worm.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Goober and Skidmark are so grateful to serve as living urinals. For a cauc In the BNWO, it's the equivalent of having a white-collar job. 1526