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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Whats ur favorite thing that wiggles

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

ok so like do they end it now that someone won

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

The absolutely 0 likes this got… i see why ppl complain abt the activity here

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

TL;DR paper towel math isn't consistent and most likely based on a bs paper towel that is barely sold, at least for bounty. Also fyi other companies don't make it any easier 😭 and toilet paper is even worse...

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Lastly, at the start of all this I found this chart and expected to find it useful. Literally only 1 of the non-integer multipliers showed up this whole time, and triple and MEGA aren't even included. All of this is just made to be confusing. I should've just done my code homework.

Bounty's "roll size comparison", with regular=1x, large=1.25x, big=1.33x, giant=1.5x, mega=1.67x, super=1.83x, double=2x, an huge=2.5x.

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

However, bounty doesn't want to outright lie about what the "single" roll is, so they technically have a single unit that has probably never seen more than 10 sales; general speculation found right again. What's interesting is that bounty's single-unit size differs between product lines though.(…)

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Triple based on 1.87sq m Double goes from 1.85 to 2.275sq m 6=8 goes from 2.25 to 2.55sq m (2.55 ex in next post) Notably, all of these type's single unit are less than or equal to their essentials counterpart's single unit. So to reexplain the obvious, paper towel math isn't standardized.(…)

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I've figured that these two barely touched listings are the lower end basis for the rest of the paper towel math. For essentials: Triple based on 2.23sq m (13.4m sq / 6) Double based on 2.55sq m (61.2m sq / 24) Different listings of 6=8 go from 2.55 to 2.925sq m But the normal type(…)

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

That's when I stumbled across another listing on the defunct site: an undescribed essentials ("select-a-size" describes the perforations). This one has the product description of 2.2sq m, and again no other (reliable) relisting of this exact one except it saying no sellers on their current site. (…)

A listing from the same bounty site, this time for "Essentials White Select-A-Size"; 2.2m^2

The same essentials paper towel on a different site, but without any description of size and the buy button is replaced with "NO SELLERS FOUND"

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

This is especially weird because bounty specifies the single plus to be 3m sq. Why would they make a distinction like this for the main line, but not the essential? 1.5x of the single's 1.8m sq is 2.7 after all, and so this would make sense to say it is single plus.(…)

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

None of the reviews seem to be people who had actually owned this ellusive single sized normal bounty roll. But you know what else is weird? THE UNSPECIFIED ESSENTIAL. IS. NOT. SINGLE. SIZED. The regular single is listed to be 1.8 square meters, but the unlabeled essential is 2.8(…)

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

But for their usual type of paper towels, I could not find a single sized roll in any retail store. The only place that possibly sold it is this defunct bounty website listing, where no product is even shown on the main page and shipping is 9.99 bucks per roll.(…)

A site with Bounty branding saying to check back soon

Listing of a single roll with only 3 reviews on the site from before; 1.8m^2

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

So for example, triple plus would be ≈3.5x (it fluctuates product to product). These are based on the single size, but here's where things get strange. I could easily find a non-doubled size for the "essential" lineup of paper towels, which are cheaper, feel different, and is the type I use (…)

1 paper towel roll with Bounty essentials branding on it; 2.8m^2

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Turns out I'm much better at procrastinating than doing my code homework due tomorrow so here's what I found looking into it: Bounty mainly sells four sizes: single, double, triple, and MEGA (4x), while having a "plus" size variation of the first 3. When "plus", .5x is added to the multiplier(…)

A set of five paper towels increasing in width, captioned "regular, double, triple, triple plus, and MEGA" respectively. "GO BIGGER" is captioned above the paper towels.

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

no trasnparent pngs either..? i want to cry

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

we love you eddie. if you quit consider going out with a bang

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Gonna sit in the middle ground and just let whatever i think at 4 am fly (what im doing right now)

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Tryna keep 1 foot in the door of academia and the other in really stupid funny shit makes me censor both sides I dont wanna be too serious and talk abt some existential thought i had in ethics but i also cant just post “why bitches 😭😭😭😭😭😭 oppong .. but realty thought ? 🤔 🧐 ”

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Tenor doesnt count i wanna UPLOAD gifs not deal w/ a limited tenor selection 😭

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Idk just tell shep that she got a virus when downloading the gif or somthn

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

are u joking are there no gifs on here im weeping

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Thank god they aint smart enough to realize other websites exist 🙏

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

La would be 10x better if drivers didnt spontaneously develop shit fuck idiot braindeath disease the second anything that remotely requires thinking about the road occurs

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

This app sucks cuz theres no louis_smokes here

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Just copped the unix tupperware yall could never

2 food storage containers with the text “unix” on them

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Prinz @snoopystroopwaffle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Chonky Raveyard drawing

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

having fun on friend's strawpage

A picture of a cat with the caption "post this cat when they least expect it" printed on the canvas of a strawpage submission

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

might as well pin some older works + wips til i think about what to actually do for my pin :p

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Also cuz like 90% of the ppl i hoped to find here so i can follow either dont use their acc or dont have one 😭 but i think the efficient discourse idea sounds smarter so ill be saying it my family that doesnt care at all about this

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I dont think bluesky traffic isnt just slow from “people are too nice”. I think it goes further into the fact a lot of people here have similar views on information (we’re here because of you-know-who) and so discourse is just… more efficient or sidestepped entirely

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Going to scientology in hollywood for my theology class tomorrow, if i see tom cruise ill let yall know

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I have an actual level cooking atm but its so much work and i dont wanna show ppl til enough is done,,

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

prolly scrapping cuz its old but this was my first real layout after coming back 2 the game and im decently happy w/ ittttt

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

why this app equalize this video HARD 😭

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jenny @goombacore.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

big brc fan

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

i like my cheese grippy bruh #famous #funny #funny #funnypost #funny 💬35k 🔁154k ❤️780k

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Prinz @snoopystroopwaffle.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I've been contemplating giving this creature some bonus background information but I enjoy seeing people have unique interpretations of their circumstance ...even if they're flourishing in a field of flowers rather than spending eternity chained in the sulfurous pits of hell

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Ari @whitches.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

submission 2 a roblox discord art contest that got last place </3 (tbf it was so small in the voting no wonder 😭) #3D #blender #robloxart

A halloween-style poster for the Roblox item Headless Horseman that reads "he's headless./he's back./and he's coming for your item/Headless Horseman/Out now on the catalog". A bat is being dragged on the ground towards a pile of Roblox items.

A collection of art submissions on discord, with the submission of the picture having the least votes

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