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Fontaines announce the next forest hills date now so I can drop this charade challenge (20 mins later, im at the end of the queue)

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You'd think someone would get tired of hot mulligan after listening to them almost exclusively for 19 months...especially if that person was 39.... Ain't me

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Living in the part of New York that isnt eligible for the "whatisnewyork" instagram stories feed

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Do you have time to sign my petition for Fontaines DC to start playing "Hurricane Laughter" again?

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Are you oil or are you powder? Oil powder

Photo of a tub of MCT Oil Powder

Mct stands for "medium chain triglycerides"

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Im not sure the internet is anything other than rage bait these days

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

No one is more boring than the European and European-adjacents that insist on eye contact when cheers-ing

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Alexisonfire are doing their live show thing and my feet are fucking ITCHY I feel a new AOF or Simpsons tshirt splurge coming

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My band played a show and we have a lot of woek to do but people showed out and we had a friggin BLASSST

Blurry image of the post author playing a short neck, white bass on stage

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Just a citizen that pays taxes asking: where the fuck is mitch McConnell?

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Grown men allowing other (younger, more beautiful) grown men to entirely dictate their happiness over the course of 120 minutes is insane. It's me...im insane grown man.

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Hey! Never forget! Claude makes us more human 🫶

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My coffee iced My ac on My Spf high UNITED TILL I DIE

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Die Spitz rip so fucking much I seriously cant get over it

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If I have to hear that fucking free bird remix one more time. If your content sucks just own it

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Tv on the radio are playing a show that the strokes are also playing and tickets are $189 Can you help me

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

120 minutes and cape verde doing more than most teams have all tournament. Amazing

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I really hope mitch McConnell is extremely Lucid and simply locked out during everything hes going through. I also hope that for some reason he knows that every single one of us hate his fucking guts

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Forget the world cup THIS is the match up we are all waiting for!

Picture of a tv with a talking head, boring looking white guy. On cnbc financial show with the text underneath in capital bold letters that reads: capitalism vs socialism

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Google photos every three days: Spotlight on! Your local hero! Your favorite!! Here they are!!! And its just the same pictures of recently deceased pets...any "not right now" buttons i should be pressing???

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Theres a handful of artists that despite how much I dig them their live shows ALWAYS fall on times im not able to attend. This post brought to you, most recently, by Petey USA

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The joy of watching your toddler reconnect with her daycare bestie is fucking unbelievable, man. Like. How are we not doing everything we can to make the world a place to maintain that purity?

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The internet used to be a place I could learn about anything that I wanted to get more info on...now I am subjected to everything that I couldn't care less about endlessly

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Dont fall for posting about your summer in the 90s, millennials. Dont you remember how fucking boring it is to read gen x talk about theirs? Just dont do it. No one cares.

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

My most tepid (correct) opinion is that water fontains/bottle refills should have a button and not be motion detected/activated

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Feel like you're ally have to adopt pronoun usage when it comes to sourdough.... Mine are no/thanks!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Fuck hating on tall people if you come to the gig to STAND do it to the SIDE OR BACK

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Can someone explain why we continue to grow iceberg lettuce?

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

The whiplash to go from this to hang wringing "woe is me, a man without a country, I dont even recognize....etc" is actually intentional. If America wants to be great we should be leading the way to give people lives to lead.

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

So we didnt bomb Iran into the stone age...we didnt wipe a civilization off the map... Except we did...I know this is what America is and has been for generations but I cannot abide how our action or through inaction we are guilty of the sins of our flag wavers. We are killing civilians daily

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

m having an incredible day. I have done several of my favourite things: Played with my kid Hung out with my wife Went to the botanical garden Interacted with people Walked around my/adjacent neighborhood(s) Listened to music And im in the best mood Life is so so easy...it could be at least.

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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Including cancer research for kids. Total dirt bags.

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The f1 movie was so bad I started laughing. Predictable All cgi Commentary sounded like a fifa game Cameos so quick they barely registrr Endless parade of ads Stakes impossibly low If its a popcorn blockbuster, fine. But this was nominated for best picture

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

This is as succinct as it will get. The only people that pose a threat are the mega wealthy who wish to suck up resources and consolidate their power. Who are they to tell us anything? They're awful. Youre not.

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Sonos be like: we will corner the market and have easy to use products and BAM worst app (thst you are forced to use) ever, AND retrofitting speakers to wifi 5 (or whatever) is frigging impossible.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

It's hard but really important to keep making new friends as an adult so that you always have a fresh crop of people willing to listen to you complain about stuff your oldest friends are sick of hearing about.

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I got a Defontes sandwich 2 hours ago and im still high off it. I think im complete now.

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Courtney Barnett: stop playing tiny bars without telling me first challenge

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

"Hey check out this Harry Potter trailer" Oh, thanks for the heads up - at least now I know to ACTIVELY avoid and denounce this bullshit

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

The Boondocks episode "...Or die trying" honestly might be their best one.

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

BRITTANY HOWARD AT THE OSCARSSSSSSS WHAT CANT SHE DO

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

My mother brought me up on rnb and im bring my kids up on blink 182... Everything's gonna be fine. (Woke up looked at your picture just to get me started)

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Will @whitbyrdsoldier.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Pluburius: The first thing id ask is for them to shorten the fucking answer message Holllyyyyyyyyyyy

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