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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞

@whispurraudio.com
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 17/03/2025
finally an album that answers the question "what would music sound like in a cyberpunk dystopia, and what if that music slapped"
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 08/03/2025
alright I parked in a garage that I'm not sure I had permission to use and FINALLY changed my oil and replaced my brake fluid WOO Stream later maybe 🤪
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 03/03/2025
holy shit will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 02/03/2025
before I became a VA i just sat around doing this after work every day
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 01/03/2025
Fr tho having a house in which every window is sealed or painted shut feels like it should be some sort of code violation somehow? Especially when the windows were clearly capable of being opened previously??
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 01/03/2025
Big shout-out to landlord for requiring me to take an x-acto knife to my windows just to open them 🤪
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 01/03/2025
I love being able to look back at my listening history via lastfm bc wtf was this week
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 19/02/2025
The "I don't like coffee/tea but I love going to cafés so I just order a hot chocolate" line from the Valentine's audio was, unfortunately, real 🥲
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 16/02/2025
he, meanwhile, is ambivalent
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 16/02/2025
He's keeping an eye out for when all of you show up to hang out later
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 12/02/2025
I was supposed to get up 45 minutes ago but I don't have the heart to move him 🙃
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 11/02/2025
if ur chronically online you should: - join my patreon for a dollar - be auto-joined to the whiscord and join vc sometimes - have a healthy, respectful, friendly & platonic attachment to a fictional character (me) - find out you live near 5+ other people in my discord (?)
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 11/02/2025
I miss group hangouts so one of you grab pizza, one of you bring some extra folding chairs, I'll throw on some non-distracting music and we'll all act like we're doing a group project while working on our separate tasks (we will end up yapping instead)
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 08/02/2025
NEW ARRIVAL: [🔞M4F] Upgrading To A MANdroid For 2025 🦾 You're up late bemoaning the lack of quality potential candidates on your dating app. Your android is eager to make himself useful...in EVERY way possible. 📝Me www.patreon.com/posts/121772...
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 08/02/2025
❓ Do you have rules about who your partner can hang out with? 💬 a. I don't have a partner, and b. no, never. that's controlling and manipulative shit. i either trust a partner enough to be honest about their feelings for me (including pote... #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 07/02/2025
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[🔞M4F] Alone With Your Cousin’s "Boyfriend" At The Party 🤐 [Awkward Idiot] [Changing Clothes] [Plot Twist] [Just Enough Time To Have Some Fun] | WhispurrAudio
Get more from WhispurrAudio on Patreon
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 07/02/2025
NEW ARRIVAL: [🔞M4F] Alone With Your Cousin’s "Boyfriend" At The Party 🤐 The guest at your family's party sure looks cute, and he's been checking you out all night. Too bad he's your cousin's boyfriend. Or...is he? 📝Me / 🎨 Mau
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 07/02/2025
bet y'all thought that was just engagement bait huh 😎
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 07/02/2025
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 06/02/2025
found a lil friend
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 06/02/2025
thriving, in my lane, etc on my nice morning walk
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 06/02/2025
❓ what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy 💬 a playful/teasing "good boy" can unironically stunlock me (btw kill that part of you which cringes at your own desire) #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
tellonym.me
'@whispurraudio'
what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 05/02/2025
idea: we go for a walk downtown at night after the traffic lights start doing this ⬇️ and we just yap and find stray cats and enjoy the stillness for a while
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 31/01/2025
ez example: I started taking my discord vc (ppl I've talked to for over a year) on walks around town. I paid for a snack while unmuted and they were shocked - said IRL me sounded like a completely different person. "Online me" isn't the whole me. Ya don't know me, and that's ok!
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 31/01/2025
❓ I feel like I know you through your posts 💬 nah there's a lot more crying, existential angst, and digestive issues that stay in drafts. that's one of the cool parts of posting, in fact: I very much get to decide what you do or don't know about me 👍 tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
tellonym.me
'@whispurraudio'
I feel like I know you through your posts
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 31/01/2025
❓ ur experience with fake friends? 💬 not really any experience with that. pretending to be my friend is too much effort; you either find me genuinely likable or insanely annoying, so "fake" friends either become real ones or give up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
tellonym.me
'@whispurraudio'
ur experience with fake friends?
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 31/01/2025
❓ did a friend ever ask u to cover for them cheating? 💬 wtaf why is every other question on this app about cheating?? Y'all please just DO NOT CHEAT 💀 #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
tellonym.me
'@whispurraudio'
did a friend ever ask u to cover for them cheating?
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 28/01/2025
i'm so fucking excited for my next audio. finally giving my beautiful viewers the part 2 they've been requesting for over two years now - PLUS it's a collab 😎
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 28/01/2025
New Upload: [M4A] Tipsy Friend's Accidental Confession 🥴 Your cute best friend just wandered into your apartment after midnight, and he's most definitely not going home tonight. He seems eager to talk to you, though...and maybe spill a secret or two. 📝Me / 🎨 Mau youtu.be/YX7wrRkxyGg
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 28/01/2025
know I said i wouldn't post stream go-lives anymore but this one's a bit outside the usual schedule teehee twitch.tv/whispurraudio
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 25/01/2025
Whiscord Movie Club #1: "May Papa Never Thirst" (Darling in the FRANXX) feat. @roobzmakesstuff.bsky.social @roxoryart.bsky.social @zaphirite.bsky.social YouTube (awkwardly censored for copyright): youtu.be/s0-HXK8FHFg Twitter: x.com/WhispurrAudi...
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 18/01/2025
nothing better than the feeling of a clean house on a Saturday 🤤
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 18/01/2025
I can't believe the original plan was to find him another home when he wandered inside 🥹 he's my lil guy
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 17/01/2025
First adderall in days refilled my health bar and made it change colors
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 16/01/2025
got three scripts ready to record, two more almost finished, getting collabs lined up, & i can record/edit at least 1 per day BUT art is still up in the air for two of them & i'm off meds istg i wish i could comm custom asmr to help me fucking relax
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 16/01/2025
fun fact: a few years back I genuinely thought my meds were making me feel "too numb" and that I was better off without them, so I stopped for a couple of years. I have no idea HOW I lasted that long doing that because holy fuuuuck this ain't fun when socially isolated 🤪🤪🤪
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 15/01/2025
Adderall prescription doesn't get here for another day or two and out of anti-depressants until next week lfg
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 15/01/2025
❓ do u sometimes break rules? if yes which 💬 Am I being detained or am I free to go, officer? #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
tellonym.me
'@whispurraudio'
do u sometimes break rules? if yes which
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 13/01/2025
he is the helpful little guy
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 13/01/2025
the virgin high-expectations-haver: - set up for failure - always disappointed - nothing ever matches their imagination the chad low-expectations-enjoyer: - my bills aren't a MILLION dollars?? - it's just a crippling migraine and not death?? - HOLY SHIT THE SUN CAME BACK UP
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 13/01/2025
❓ Just thinking about texting u gets me nervous 💬 either you actually can text/DM me in which case I trust you to text/DM me OR you do not in which case it's a moot point 😊 love the enthusiasm tho #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
tellonym.me
'@whispurraudio'
Just thinking about texting u gets me nervous
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 12/01/2025
❓ do u usually reply quickly or not? y? 💬 nah, I can only reply when I am overtaken by the divine voice of god so it's sporadic #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
tellonym.me
'@whispurraudio'
do u usually reply quickly or not? y?
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 12/01/2025
❓ way to ur heart? 💬 use the pulmonary artery, take a left at the aorta. If you hit the inferior vena cava you've gone too far 🫀 #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
tellonym.me
'@whispurraudio'
way to ur heart?
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 12/01/2025
I'm really not sure how I appear to other people so I can't figure out which styles/aesthetics I should be aiming for with regard to my body type/vibe. Be as out-of-pocket as you want with refs, I genuinely need all the help I can get 💀
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 12/01/2025
WEIRD ASK: now that I'm streaming w/ facecam, I'm trying to figure out my "look" bc I've never done that before 👉👈 could I get some refs for guys/characters/styles that might look good for a 6'1"/185lb (1.85m/84kg) 29yo?
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 09/01/2025
insane how good he is at throwing these longingly loving tracks into his albums
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 09/01/2025
❓ What gives you the ick? 💬 if the person opposes the mass mobilization of the global proletariat, that real movement which abolishes the present state of things #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
tellonym.me
'@whispurraudio'
What gives you the ick?
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 09/01/2025
This ep in particular involved her feeling socially pressured to accept a boy's invitation to a dance, then having to explain that she wasn't interested in him in the same way and just wanted to be friends. Healthy conflict resolution! Really good show for kids! 💜
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 09/01/2025
Craig of the creek is in fact awesome btw. Awesome storytelling, fun little Easter eggs for adults watching, hella funny, and lots of really positive representation that doesn't come across as forced or focus-tested. Hell, one of the main kids is a tomboy who's openly into girls!
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WhispurrAudio 🎙️📼 ASMR/RP VA 🔞 @whispurraudio.com · 09/01/2025
the children yearn for Craig of the creek
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