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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 7h
Lamine Yamal just did a fake rabona...
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cavan Sullivan with a yellow for being pushed. Stupid.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That Yamal goal was very Messi coded. Pass just tucked inside the left post.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Raphina has a Freddy Mercury mustache. #barca
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@cinenerdle.app I didn't realize killers of a flower moon was a la la land remake.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England are soft.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If Oliver Kahn was in goal for Spain Oyarzabal would be dead now.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Norway with a real winger instead of Sorloth laboring to get on the end of any through ball would be interesting.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tim Ream will feel better after that.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That's a dive.
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UnabashedlyBi 💙 💜 💖 @unabashedlybi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's called the New Testament, thank you very much
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Like Argentina in 2010 a team threw away a WC because of nostalgia for a hero.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Very un-Spanish but I wonder how they would do if they had a prime Dzeko or Mandzukic to hoof the ball to.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I wonder if all those years of Ronaldo and Messi on the Spanish super clubs broke Spanish development. Just give it to the alien when you need to score.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The 2010 team had like 8 all time greats and scored like 7 goals. Just allergic to pushing the game and that team at least had Iniesta and a real forward
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game is nuts!
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Gio Reyna erasure.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
Jill Tucker
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
CABO VERDE
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
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You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Canobbio just ripped the ref's hand away and nothing!?! WTF?
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I swear to god if he gets fucking injured.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
How does Trusty have time up trap a corner 6 yards from goal?
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Agency plays itself too seriously to get basic things wrong - "J-S-O-C", agent vs officer. Feels lazy.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dembele, Bellingham, Pulisic, Sancho... Dortmund is the anti-Barca
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Haaland sprinting down the field, even with the last defender, and you don't play a through ball for him to run onto?!
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Messi's scored that exact goal 200 times.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What is this shit with Yamal chipping 50/50 balls into the box?
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Lol, that shot of McTominay with his dick bulge in the center of the screen.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 19/06/2026
Balogun and Robinson grew up in England Dest grew up in the Netherlands Tillman and McKennie learned to play in Germany Pepi grew up between El Paso and Juarez Weah's dad was the fucking president of Liberia I don't think one nation means what they think it does
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Messi's passing not as crisp as you'd expect.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This Norway team is fucking huge.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Only game they lost was the one Trump attended, lol.
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Cav(R), Gentleman Rogue @combatcavscout.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You might not like it, but it’s true
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Not the first time the US has surprised German defenders on June 6th...
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I saw Benny Fielhaber hit a very similar goal live in the Gold Cup final in that same stadium. #usmnt
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Serrels @serrels.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
TBH he's probably putting them top bins from outside the box as well. youtube.com/shorts/leN1M...
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Wemby with a Ronaldo free kick 😧
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Weird feeling to think neither of the goal scorers are Barca quality.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book. Shift Supervisor of the Rings.
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a knight with a ring on his finger is standing in the dark
ALT: a knight with a ring on his finger is standing in the dark
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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a man wearing glasses says do you know what nemesis means
ALT: a man wearing glasses says do you know what nemesis means
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Soft penalty in the Colorado Miami game #mls
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yamal has done nothing today.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Simeone kicked out backwards to draw contact, that's bs. #barca
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A meatball sandwich is not a sandwich? Cubano? Italian beef? Madness.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
No way that's a red.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Barca's line is getting worse.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Both Belgium and the US in white? Stupid.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Is Lewandowski cooked?
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This guy on Purdue is 38 with 4 kids.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Do we know who controls the VZ oil revenue? Higher oil prices due to Iran certainly benefit whoever that is.
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social My question would be do you worry about what you say online because people will clip things like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ruuy...
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Should I Wipe My Dog’s Butt? | Jason Mantzoukas Asks Hank Anything
YouTube video by Complexly
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Tom @whiskeyandwry.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Tarth shoutout! #akightofthesevenkingdoms
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