Sign in

William

@whirringsoftly.bsky.social
839 followers 669 following 9.5K posts

Nerd stuff. Surprising amount of whales. Cooking. Leftie politics. Have a bunch of cats. he/him cis homo.

PostsRepliesMedia
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13h
I don't think he's got the right complexion of a tan suit.
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13h
My washing machine has an app, but I've never used it. I just put clothes in it and turn it on.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 16h
Part of CRYPT is that even if Y is yellow it means it's probably the fifth letter, as most 5 letter words with Y end in Y.
211
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Also I always start with CRYPT because, and this might seem counterintuitive, but it has no vowels but a lot of common consonants. If that doesn't get any hits I flip to AUDIO for the opposite reason. Usually pretty easy from there
110
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A drag king, who is a trans man, was recently telling me about he's planning a 12th Doctor show.
110
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I know a lesbian who does a Magic/D&D group called Magic the GAYthering.
110
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The last time I did a Magic draft there plenty of queer people. I played against a bi guy who flirts with me., (It was the LotR set and I drafted Orcs)
130
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I used to do the Quick Crossword in a newspaper I don't read anymore regularly and I got to know the initials of the compilers and their taste in word play.
120
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I didn't get today's Connections and they were all so obtuse. As a friend put it, sometimes Connections can be things like "what you might find in a bakery in regional Minnesota"
011
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I got a line 2 the other day.
110
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They should do an adaption of Fevre Dream. It's not a long novel and it could be fit into a single one-shot season.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And that sometimes a gun is more effective than a sternly worded letter.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Or someone's career ended by a misforwarde email.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So Neon Genesis Evangelion but with less giant monsters?
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That someone who can misunderstand Tolkien has atrocious grooming like that is, well, not surprising
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's always time to look at Uber prices when Nagash arrives.
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wait until Boomers discover there will be no cheques by 2030.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I've been into my local sex shop and said "my video tapes are filthy" and the person there knew what I was after.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
a...DUCK!
Wood Duck
020
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm always amazed at the lengths USA (well, GOP) governments go to make voting difficult. It's so easy to vote in Australia.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Remember his fixation on the expired doge meme?
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm in Australia and never actively studied USA history and I think I've casually picked up more than most Americans.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That's the core of it. It's not that he's attracted to men or women (or boys or girls). They're just people he can rape.
040
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So..who's the bride and who's the groom?
080
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I replace my phone often but have used the prepaid recycling bag. I give them to friends/family or keep them around as an emergency spare. Seems I have been doing it right.
020
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It has been commented that Trump will only make "a deal" if he's the only person who benefits.
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How exactly do you enforce an asexual?
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've never read his books but I've always been put off by Serious Young Men performatively reading them in public, often apparently whilst waiting for a date to arrive.
100
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also the only reason he started Amazon as a bookseller is because of a quirk of how book wholesale worked that he coule exploit.
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The first sentence of the 2nd amendment, which sets the entire context for the rest, is frequently ignored.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Really Elrond could have done everyone a favour. "Oh he tripped and fell"
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Remember when all the bot followers vanished what the fascists lost the election in Hungary?
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't expect a dance pop album. This a concept biography of Turing in musical form.
110
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ukraine has struck the port in Rostov.
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can't make this shit up.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As an aside, I do like how Morrowind and Skyrim (Oblivion less so) actually tackle colonialism and racism.
020
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh I've been to parties like that.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They didn't really think this one through, did they?
110
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The only results of any voter fraud that was found was GOP doing the fraud.
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australia has animal crossing signs that's just a wombat.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hitler would go on days long meth benders until he got a dose of heroin to put him to sleep. He also farted constantly.
060
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
OK that's enough tears putting on Jeff Wayne's Dead London to calm myself down.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Umm the Pet-Shop Boys album about Alan Turing is really good.
110
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's like how Nigel Farage doesn't even live in the UK and wanted a EU passport.
0200
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh yeah that too.
140
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Isn't one of their leaders in a same sex marriage with a migrant?
2250
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've had a cat make eye contact with me as they pushed something off.
010
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Found these at a garage sale.
Two Blue Wagtail statues
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hegseth and then work down the list.
000
William @whirringsoftly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There was a film about it! Two, in fact.
000