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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 8h

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social What are you going to do about these thugs?

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 9h

This is what happens when you don’t murder kids by firing missiles at their schools.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 15h

The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game have been identified

Michael Palin & John Cleese as D.P. Gumby, in the Brain Specialist sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

@espn.com Did I really just hear Matt & Myron at the top of the 4pm Eastern hour refer to Rochdale here in the UK as ROCKDALE?

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

@mikegolicjr.bsky.social We Built This City was going to be my second anime music video (set to Neon Genesis Evangelion), but then I discovered Eyeshield 21 - Andy, welp, I just had to set it to ol’ Randall Hank…

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AmeCon 2007 AMV - Are You Ready For Some AmeFuto?

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All those years ago when they kept shooting themselves in the foot, then suddenly in the 2010s - BAM! - ridiculous, almost obscene levels of Any Good. Little did we know that they were just saving up for a really big plasma cannon to do the job properly. #MCFCcheats

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Man City guilty of all charges of Premier League financial breaches

Manchester City have been found guilty of all charges of serious breaches of Premier League financial regulations, the Premier League confirmed in a 1,545-word statement Tuesday.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I knew there was a reason I liked him.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh there’s some more? Okay then… My 9 movies #My9Movies My 9 tracks #My9Tracks

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When someone else goes all-in on a king-king turn with two queen hole cards, and you’ve got the other two kings…

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine if he’d gone to see a team called the Wildcats. He could have pissed even more rings around them. Jack Smith is the best.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ohhhhhhh… SO IT IS A WAR. Guess that kinda makes him a war criminal then.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All week long and twice on days that have vowels in them.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Boldly going where only a madman in a box has gone before. Happy 60th birthday, Star Trek. And raising a Romulan Ale to the legend that was Lucille Ball. E wouldn’t be here at all without her.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Let’s be clear here. Gaetz the Nonce is only saying this because he won’t find the results unsullied and attractive enough to drive across state lines to fuck. Gaetz the Nonce is as much of an unapologetic raging paedophile as the Fat Orange Fascist.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@mikegolicjr.bsky.social Halo 3 the birth of multiplayer? Oh my sweet summer child… [laughs in Quake, Unreal & Team Fortress] There’s only one game worth it from the 80s. SPACE HARRIER. In its hydraulic sit-in cabinet. I went to Alton Towers (a UK theme park) in ‘86, and it was the best ride there.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just posted this to a discussion elsewhere, and I was asked to correct the spelling. [sigh] Just to be clear, okay: English is OUR language. You’re only renting it. What you’ve done with it over the centuries, just be thankful we haven’t kept your deposit. The walls weren’t this colour before…

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Name your fav game made before 2000 (1985)

Space Harrier (Arcade) - Sega - 1985. In the hydraulic sit-in cabinet, of course.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Looking at switching virus scanners. The current one, Avast, is hellbent on popups even when I've got them turned off. Scans keep giving me red flags which ALWAYS try to get me to go premium when I've rejected that time and again. One just said my mic (muted) and camera (NONEXISTENT) aren't secure.

Take a telling, Avast, or you can fuck right off.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Never heard anything like that. I wasn’t even 2 the last time anything like this happened. 52 years on - we’re BACK. We are #SunderlandAFC. We ARE #EuropaLeague. WE ARE READY TO GO. #HOWAYTHELADS. #SunAlk

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That time of year again. Never gets easier - but this was the hardest it’s been for a while.

I wish it was just Marino’s birthday again, but it’ll never be just that.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That’s only because Vontaze Burfict & Richie Incognito retired.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/04/2026

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

gopdallas2026.com Hilarious

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is a steaming pile of horseshit. People select Android-based hardware for its ease of customisation. Locking it down will end that. Do not sign up to Google's draconian measures. RESIST. keepandroidopen.org

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Keep Android Open

Your phone is about to stop being yours. In 2027, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

In the middle of digging the tumble dryer out, I found a hip flask dedicated to a mate who died a few years back, which was full of... something. Whisky, dunno which one. It's been a shitty year apart from the first two weeks, so I thought 'fuck it'. See you in the stars, Dwarfy old son. *hic*

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Roxette Lightning Seeds "Weird Al" Yankovic The Feeling Republica Def Leppard Glass Tiger Dodgy Brainpool Fixed Stars

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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Zionists are writing Identification numbers on the bodies of Palestinian prisoners !!! What. The. Fuck.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

If the crisis on the USS Lincoln isn’t vile enough, consider: There are SEVEN other ships out there with the Lincoln. Are they in the same state? The guy who jumped ship? He hadn’t even met his baby yet, 5 months after the birth. Who else out there’s in that position? And what about the families?

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

if u see this, we implore u to post a pic from whatever device ur using without explanation

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Most FPSes after Quake 1 & Unreal Tournament. Never played a CoD, Medal of Honor, Rainbow Six - just couldn't be arsed with any of'em. The last ones I really got into were the two Star Trek Elite Forces and the Metroid Primes.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Beer Pong Floppy Disk Comix Collectible Card Kaiju My geekdom was destined.

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Joseph @inimzi.pds.philara.org · 31/07/2026

7 reasons why maga is a communist party. If you agree, like and repost 🙏

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Achievement Unlocked: Full Tournament Boycotted

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Hammer & Emmett on @ESPN.com Radio wittering on about The Odyssey, Ulysses and similar Greek classics, then casting side-eye on the battle of Troy and the Trojan Horse. I can’t wait for them to get back onto WWE, treating it as absolute GODS-damned gospel. The cognitive dissonance will be SO tasty.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Balance in all things. While we lost a gravel-voiced daughter of the valleys in Bonnie Tyler yesterday, wasp-chewing bulldog Ann Widdicombe (naw, I widnae) has also shuffled her hateful last. On occasion, the grim reaper does get his eye in properly.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I just cancelled the papers after finding out how much they are now (£2.50-£3.50 a day - PLUS delivery?!), and I’m changing ISP tomorrow (28x the speed, evening/weekend landline calls, half the cost). These two changes are going to save over a HUNDRED POUNDS A MONTH and also cut so much toxic BS ⏩️

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

SUCK IT YOU FAT ORANGE BASTARD

The result that well over 95% of the global population wanted.

The other less than 5% mostly didn’t give a shit to start with.

The Knicks lost the Finals game he turned up for, otherwise they’d have been on an unprecedented run through the later rounds of the NBA playoffs. He fucks about getting Infantino to reverse Balogun’s red card, not so much admitting he did it as DECLARING it, and BANG - instant karma.

EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Jordan Henderson. Listed as a sub against Mexico. Booked while not on the pitch after sideline altercation. After full-time, jumps over ad board. Shits it. Drops ike a sack of spuds. Breaks wrist. Stretchered off to hospital. Precisely ZERO minutes played. What an absolute giant steaming spoon.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I'm honestly not sure if I've missed something around here, but when I saw Freddie Mercury trending yesterday, the last thing I expected to get was a deluge of cat pics, and not a similar slew of Queen's erstwhile vocal maestro.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Temper yourselves, people. Don’t expect miracles from Burnham. He won’t turn this conked out leaky oil tanker of a country around overnight because he’ll be under the exact same circumstances Starmer was: not enough money and 14 years of Tory bullshit that HEY GUESS WHAT didn’t go away in 2 years.

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

@felflowne.bsky.social Okay, out of you & @jeraffemy.bsky.social, who’s the Eevee and who’s Lucario…

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Whirlwound @whirlwound.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

So someone put this up on an LED advertising hoarding this morning. Problem being that it was next to Tyne Bridge. In Newcastle. Thanks for them six points, boys. 🐾🐈‍⬛🐾

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