Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can’t wait for Mike Flanagan’s eight-hour Carrie series to spend an entire episode on the bucket’s intergenerational trauma. Matthew Lillard: “We’re all buckets, holding our pain until someone tips us over.” Cut to black. Piano. 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#NowWatching The Seven Year Itch (1955 - Billy Wilder) 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026#NowWatching Lady In White (1988 - Frank LaLoggia) 100
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026#NowWatching Ms. 45 (1981 - Abel Ferrara. First time watch for me, has been high on my 'to see' list for an age. 100
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Criterion Channel Spooky Season line up is insane. I never thought I’d see Dark Night of the Scarecrow on Criterion, but here we are. 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Criterion geoblocking the app outside the US is an astounding act of self-sabotage. You have people worldwide actively trying to give you money for films, and the response is apparently: “No thanks, fuck off.” Incredible business strategy. #criterionchannel #enshittification 031
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#NowPlaying Earth, Wind and Fire - Earth, Wind and Fire #earthwindandfire 100
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026#NowWatching Die My Love (2025 - Lynne Ramsay) 100
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Obsession (2025 - Curry Barker) Obsession is an impressively assured debut that goes much darker than its premise suggests. Inde Navarrette is phenomenal and the loss-of-autonomy angle is genuinely disturbing. I’m still not sure I loved it, but I’m still thinking about it. boxd.it/gimDXF #filmskyboxd.itA ★★★★ review of Obsession (2025)Obsession is a very, very good film. That it is Curry Barker’s debut feature, made when he was only 25 and for a reported budget of $750,000, is frankly ridiculous. And yet, I still can’t quite shake ... 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I Married A Witch (1942 - René Clair) Veronica Lake spends 77 minutes proving that Fredric March has considerably more resistance than I do. Breezy, playful, beautifully shot supernatural screwball fluff. boxd.it/gijLYv #filmsky #veronicalake #classiccinema #criterionchannelboxd.itI Married a Witch (1942)A 17th-century witch returns to wreak havoc in the life of a descendant of the Puritan witch hunter who burned her, but runs afoul of her father when she discovers that her mischief might have found h... 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The new Halloween game is a janky mess and I’m having an absolute blast. I screamed. Twice. I am a grown man and apparently Michael Myers still has jurisdiction over my nervous system. #HalloweenGame #HorrorGames #HalloweenOnline 011
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 31/08/20269 to 5 is still funny, furious and depressingly relevant. A workplace comedy about sexism, exploitation and the apparently radical idea that employees are human beings. And then there’s Dolly. Full review: boxd.it/g7g6d9 #ninetofive #dollypartonboxd.itA ★★★★ review of Nine to Five (1980)From the very first frame, 9 to 5 feels as vital and relevant now as it did when it was released. Judy’s first day at work was almost a malfunctioning Xerox-machine copy of my own first day at my curr... 010
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026@prootzel.bsky.social Your editing on the last couple of Big Walk videos is PHENOMENAL, sir. We just got to the part where @peachyaenne.bsky.social is all 'you wanna know a secret..., Price cut out when I said..' *HARD CUT* Oscar worthy. We howled. Loving your work, Price. 010
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Saccharine (2026 - Natalie Erika James) has real craft and some excellent scares, but its ideas about body dysmorphia and fatphobia are a mess. It wants to critique the disgust aimed at fat bodies while repeatedly borrowing that same visual language. boxd.it/Qttk #filmsky #saccharineboxd.itSaccharine (2026)After succumbing to an obscure weight-loss craze involving the eating of human ashes, lovelorn medical student Hana finds herself haunted by the ghost of the person she's eating. 010
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Just watched @stumpt.tv complete Big Walk and we are close to tears. Thank you for taking us on this journey @ashstoashs.com @jazzylea.art @prootzel.bsky.social @peachyaenne.bsky.social @househouse.com #bigwalk #stumptgamers #househouse 051
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#nowwatching Boyz n The Hood (1991 - John Singleton) #filmsky 100
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 16/08/2026#nowwatching Stand By Me (1986 - Rob Reiner) #filmsky 100
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026A list of musicians who’ve opened up about their mental health struggles without Devin Townsend feels like a major omission. He has spent decades turning anxiety, depression and the noise inside his head into some of the most emotionally transparent music around. #DevinTownsend #MentalHealth 010
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Finally watching Widow’s Bay. This has been sitting in the “absolutely my sort of thing” pile for far too long, which is apparently where I put things I am most excited about before ignoring them for months. #WidowsBay 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Watching Murder of the Essex Boys on Netflix and it’s the most complicated thing I’ve seen since trying to work out which Chris is which in the MCU. Everyone has a nickname, a grudge, a connection, a different version of events and apparently three cousins called Tony. #Netflix #TrueCrime 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Letterboxd broken again? I’m asking as a formality. I think we all know the answer. #Letterboxd #Filmsky 010
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The Voice of Hind Rajab - A vital, incendiary film. The blur between documentary and drama is extraordinary, the performances are superb, and the final ten minutes are almost unbearably tense, even when you know the outcome. Cinema as an empathy machine, and an accusation. #filmsky #freepalestine 120
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Ready or Not 2 has two terrific leads, one excellent pepper-spray fight and the Samara Weaving scream. Unfortunately, it also keeps stalling, looks weirdly flat and mistakes sour misogyny for edgy comedy-horror. Not a patch on the first. boxd.it/MfY6 #filmsky #readyornothereicomeboxd.itReady or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)Moments after surviving an all-out attack from the Le Domas family, Grace discovers she’s reached the next level of the nightmarish game — and this time with her estranged sister Faith at her side. Gr... 110
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026#NowWatching Undertone (2025 - Ian Tuason) #undertone #filmsky #sundayfilm 100
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ironically, this looks exactly like a film Frank Cross would have pitched in Scrooged. “Make it darker. Make it expensive. Put Depp in a hat.” And somehow, “Before he was Scrooge, he was… Ebenezer” is the actual tagline. #Scrooged #Ebenezer #FilmNews #FilmSky 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I feel sorry for anyone visiting the Criterion Closet after Christopher Nolan. All that’s left now is a copy of Salò (no box) and the faint smell of IMAX film. #CriterionCloset #ChristopherNolan #TheGreatCriterionHeist 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Tiny gestures. Liberated camerawork. Tonal whiplash handled with impossible grace. Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans is silent, romantic, devastating and completely alive. boxd.it/fqvoVB #filmsky #silentcinema #fwmurnau 010
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Sometimes loving film isn’t enough. Tonight, depression won. #FuckDepression #tryagaintomorrow #mentalhealth 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My first Jackie Chan, and apparently the man treats gravity as a loose suggestion. Police Story is pure physical cinema: huge stunts, comic timing, astonishing clarity, and enough reckless charisma to power a city block. boxd.it/fjUvRD 4.5/5 #FilmSky #PoliceStory #JackieChan #ActionCinema 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A Big Bold Beautiful Journey - a lovely premise, but gives us barely any sense of its leads before asking us to care about their emotional excavation. Add cheap-looking whimsy, digital murk, indie needle drops, and a final song choice so bad it made me wince. boxd.it/fjSKAX #FilmSky #FilmReview 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964) Corporate greed, stolen eggs, astonishing colour, and a benevolent giant moth doing more for humanity than humanity has remotely earned. boxd.it/fiKuCj #FilmSky #Kaiju #Godzilla #Mothra #CriterionChannel 000
Whip Pan / Crash Zoom @whippancrashzoom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Fighting anxiety and depression through culture, curiosity and strategic avoidance. Finding my voice and tentatively posting about film, books, music, games, and whatever cultural nonsense drifts into my orbit. A little sass. A touch of snark. Far too many opinions. #filmsky #booksky #musicsky 050