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Whiffert The Kat

@whiffert.bsky.social
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Professional old fart. 3D printing nut. 66 yo lump of flesh. Putting lots of air into fancy plastic bags.

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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Many of these photos were taken with my old old Kodak DC10 camera. It for some reason could not handle black things and turned them dark green. I still have that camera somewhere.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going through some of my old images of pooltoys past. All have gone to that big wastebasket in the sky. I have more photos, but they are kinda explicit ;)
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Various pooltoys I own (or have owned) Just a few of many. too many.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Engage the Rage, Squeaky old fart ;)
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Odd. My cheap (non-pooltoy) dino punchbags are oozing plasticizer and the vinyl got stiff on it's nose. That's what I get for buying cheap Chinese inflatables ? I'll see how well they wash off.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Don't mind if I do.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hmm. I think I may start an in-home pooltoy sitting service.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The Pooltoy Revolution will no be televised. It will be on Youtube.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Aging pooltoy furries needing a little blue pill to keep their nozzles firm during playtime.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Tapirs are cool. I love how they just flop over when you rub their bellies.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I probably have a few of your old pubs floating around here.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Its been around for about 25 years, I think. Maybe longer?
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I found my Pop Art Rhino :) Massive pooltoy.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Item found in my desk drawer. Pooltoy related :)
A button showing a grey unicorn riding on a pink inflatable pool horse.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sounds like a certain country song... "My boyfriend thinks my pooltoys are sexy" (If I were evil I might run that title through the AI song maker, but I couldn't post it here if I did)
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So cute and innocent looking, but I suspect this bunny has ulterior motives a mile long.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Wow..I had no idea about that ;) (psych!) That's why I love you, you chaotic inflatable lunatic purple pneumatic unicorn :) Also , being a pervert around here requires no apology.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Cute and squeaky pooltoys that reproduce by parthenogenesis. Pump them up big and bigger until they divide into 2 smaller identical pooltoys with a soft happy 'plop!' Repeat until you run out of space.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Of the pooltoy ilk :)
Three colorful inflatable dinosaur bop bags very cute.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pooltoy holes? Yes, keep 'em nicely lubed. But then, any old hole in a storm.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I've seen lots of photos shared on X, though I've been ejected from that platform. Lots of fan-art of the reefslider. I take it, they are hard to obtain, or at least kind of expensive.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I wonder how much it would cost to start a pooltoy farm / resort? Open year round with any inflatable toy one would fancy. Stables full of squeaky equines. Secret caves with loving pneumatic dragons. Warm frothy pools with floaty friends of all kind?
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Probably nothing :)
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
In time, the rocking of the car brings you back to awareness. The pooltoy passengers have all deflated to the original size, all looking at your with friendly grinning faces. You feel good, but also different. Lighter. Smoother. Squeakier.........
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You feel the inflated bodies start to rub you in pleasing ways, slowly causing your clothing to slip away to the floor. You think you should find this alarming, but you feel calm, loved and...aroused. Your mind fogs and you give into pleasure. Things go dark.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Suddenly you hear a loud hissing sound and see all the passenger start to expand, to inflate and fill up the car with their soft flexible bodies. Soon you are surrounded in a soft bouncy slick crowd of inflatable bodies. You panic a bit at first, but soon start to enjoy the feeling.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
All as big or bigger then you, all shiny and smooth. Some obviously male and some definitely female. They all turn to look at you and grin, and you hear a rustling sound that almost sounds like speech. The blue seal rumbles in a friendly way and touches the top of your head with its flipper.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You are looking into the round, blue face of a giant pooltoy seal, its immovable grinning face turns to you. "No worries" it seems to say. Looking around the car, you see it entirely populated by a variety of inflated pooltoy creatures! Pink hippo. Scarlet fox. Orange pony. yellow parrot.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The train bumps and grinds along, jolting you out of your dozing and you slide across the seat, landing on the neighboring passenger. "SQUEAK!" Squeak? Preparing to make an impromptu apology, you turn to the passenger and the words die on your tongue.. "Oh, pardon me........."
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The train rumbles along through dark tunnels, the weak lights of the car flickering. You look up at the adverts near the ceiling... Odd, you think. Bloat Cola? PVC polish? Dr Squeak's Universal patching service? You shake your head slightly and you fall into a light sleep.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Its late at night in the cold city. Dragging yourself home after a long tiring work day, you descent into the subway. Not paying attention, you board the Puffton Pooltoy express train. You take a seat and start to doze, not fully noticing the slick-skinned passengers around you.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Pooltoys are such great boredom eradicators. Fill your room with your favorite pooltoys until you can barely move and struggle your way out (lube helps)
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Get your kicks anywhere you can :)
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Pooltoy related: I found this old zine of Xydexx's in my archive.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
A pooltoy furry that can reintegrate after popping, but it never comes back as the same species. Very confused critter.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I become an inflatable bear-shaped samovar full of piping hot and very strong coffee. The heat is making me stretch and bulge quite a lot. I'll never get my trim bear figure back. And don't try to hump on me, you'll get a scalded groinal area. Gruff.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'm still trying to get my head around the mystery of the Pooltoy Nulge. Is it a legitimate erogenous zone? If so, I'll rub anyone I encounter like I'm rubbing Aladdin's Lamp rub rub rub rub rub
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I don't care if it rains or freezes, As long as I have my Plastic Jesus, Riding on the dashboard of my car. - Mojo Nixon (at al)
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Sweet :) I need a seal pile like that.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Trying to get myself horned up enough to dig to the bottom of my pile to inflate a toy I have probably forgotten about. Probably too much work for this old man so I just end up shagging a big balloon ;)
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
An old photo of an inflatable hippo chair with a taste for lion. #inflatable #pooltoy
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It suits you :)
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
*orders a ball of string from TEMU*
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The late great Milka Cow
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
20 years ago I made a DIY SPH toy. I still have it, but it leaks like crazy.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The maybe famous Intex Nessie pooltoy. egad! someone cut the handles off! This photo was from the late 90s, I think.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
That giant doll balloon was scary big.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
An old photo that was too cute not to keep.
A large teddy bear with a balloon in its lap.  The balloon has a bear on it and says Give em a Big Bear hug.
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Just a happy pooltoy whale full of lovely air and wanting to sqrrrrk!
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Whiffert The Kat @whiffert.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Yet so enjoyable
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