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@whereswebb.bsky.social
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Detroiter. Spartan.

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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A meme of a sad man standing in the corner of a party saying “they don’t know I can only think in memes” and two couples dancing in the foreground saying “yes we do Jerry”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some of us still have those keyboards. Maybe the question is what happened to YOU??
A close up shot of a keyboard with the weird circle mouse control/clit like thing in the middle
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jim Joyce and Armando Galarraga. Joyce has a University of Michigan block M over him and Galarraga has a Western Michigan University Broncos logo on him. 

Michigan lost to WMU 12-7
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That the largest district in the state of Michigan can’t safely run schools in hot weather is an indictment of every single voter, taxpayer, and adult in this state.
A screenshot of the detroitk12.org website from 8/31/26 around 10pm EDT. It says: 

“Early Release Tuesday, September 1, 2026
Good evening, DPSCD Staff and
Families,
Due to expected high temperatures tomorrow, Tuesday, September 1, 2026 and Wednesday, September 2, 2026, the District will implement a 3 Hour Early Release on both days.”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Caps For Sale style, duh
A drawing from the children’s book, Caps For Sale. A man with a mustache, dressed in a black suit coat, is wearing 12 caps of varied colors on top of his head. He is standing on a road with several houses facing it
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You left out my favorite part! Everyone’s just emailing him to tell him they’re gonna pee on it lol
Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise "millions" of dollars.
Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Still one of my favorite photos I’ve taken - about three years ago now
Three GrubHub delivery robots stuck in a giant puddle trying to cross an intersection
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Thank you @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for making this game exciting to attend!
The start of the Austria Algeria game at Arrowhead, with the flags of each country displayed on the field
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It’s so good
One man looks like this 😳 and one man looks like this 😏
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
No he’s talking about Buc-ees
A giant inflatable Buc-ees mascot in the parking lot of a Buc-ees
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
He wouldn’t take his lunch break because he was afraid of something bad happening on his break….
She continued: "My dad was a number one advocate for safety and keeping our communities safe. He stood against any form of hate."
He took his job seriously, she said, and frequently wanted to save his food until after work because he was afraid of something bad happening while he was on his break.
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Though this does remind me of when my brother, a d lineman at a D2 school, took this photo at picture day and the newspaper made it the picture of an article on the sports section’s front page talking about the team’s new quarterback. His coach was… less than pleased.
A white man with red hair and red muttonchops that connect to his mustache is wearing a red football jersey with the number 58 in white. He is holding a football and looks ready to throw it. He is sticking out his tongue. He is on a football field with some empty bleachers behind him
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’ve played dizzy bat at MSU home games for 15 years, glad to see the team follow my example last week Now you can follow my online example and donate to help refugees build new lives here in the US. fundraise.givesmart.com/form/9bJ4vg?... @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
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$1 for every home football game I played dizzy bat at between graduation and the team playing dizzy bat on the field, plus $100 just becauseNew American Pathways
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Thanks, Andrew!
Your card ending in MIND YOUR BUSINESS has been billed $200.18.

Then there’s a picture of Spencer Hall, a white man with a full beard and glasses
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Like, nuclear war is this meme. And if he doesn’t do it, I still gotta pay bills tomorrow so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
An old man in a red shirt shrugging with the words “guess I’ll die”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Close!
A quote from Markwayne Mullin’s Wikipedia page: 

“His first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark and Wayne; his mother put both names on his birth certificate, intending to later shorten his name to one of the two, but ultimately never did”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Undepants gnome meme. Phase 1 “Kill Khameni” Phase 2 “?” Phase 3 “free and democratic Iran”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The poster for the movie The Dirty Dozen. The tag line is “TRAIN THEM! EXCITE THEM! ARM THEM! 
THEN TURN THEM LOOSE ON THE NAZIS!”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
They’re all there to stop us from learning the truth about Bovino - he pees like Butters
Butters from South Park at a urinal. His pants are at his ankles and he is holding his shirt up above his belly. You can see his bare ass. He is peeling like a little 4 year old boy would at a urinal
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Then fill the parking lot with these
A parking lot with massive solar panels installed above the cars
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
No Ragrets
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Starter Villain by John Scalzi
The cover of Starter Villain by John Scalzi, which features a cat in a suit and tie.
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
PA MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY =
Board of Trustees
Sandy Pierce
(517) 353-4647
trusteepierce@msu.eduMICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY
Board of Trustees
Brianna T. Scott
(517) 353-4647
scottbri@msu.eduPA MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY
Board of Trustees
Kelly Tebay
(517) 353-4647
tebaykel@msu.eduMICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY
Board of Trustees
Rema Vassar
(517) 353-4647
DrRema@msu.edu
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Contacts for the Trustees themselves
MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY
Board of Trustees
Rebecca Bahar-Cook
(517) 353-4647
rbc@msu.eduMICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY
Board of Trustees
Mike Balow
(517) 353-4647
trusteebalow@msu.eduMICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY
Board of Trustees
Dennis Denno
(517) 353-4647
trusteedenno@msu.eduMICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY
Board of Trustees
Renee Knake
Jefferson
• (517) 353-4647
• trusteejefferson@msu.edu
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I host for my and my wife’s families, as we are three blocks away from the Detroit Thanksgiving parade. It’s great to see all the cousins waiting for Santa at the end of the parade I cook a turkey and ham, and everyone contributes a dish Typing this out made me realize just how midwestern I am
Orange and Herb Turkey
Honey glazed Ham
Mashed Potatoes
Sweet Potato Casserole
Broccoli Rice Cheese Casserole
Stuffing
Mac and Cheese
Aunt Phylis Jello Salad
Red lobster biscuits
House Salad
Apple pie
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Since they deleted it, here’s what it was
A skeet from the Washington post that says “A typical Thanksgiving dinner is more affordable this year than last, according to the American Farm Bureau Federation.
This is the third year in a row the price has declined after reaching a historic high of $64.05 in 2022.” There is a picture of a man and woman in a kitchen preparing a Thanksgiving meal. It was deleted by the Washington Post
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Yup
Scene from Inglorious Basterds where Brad Pitt is about to carve a swastika into Christoph Waltz’s forehead. Waltz is wearing a hat with the SS skull logo on it. It’s very visible in the shot
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You’re telling me Graham Platner never saw Inglorious Basterds and went oh shit that’s on my chest!
Scene from Inglorious Basterds where Brad Pitt is about to carve a swastika into Christoph Waltz’s forehead. Waltz is wearing a hat with the SS skull logo on it. It’s very visible in the shot
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Aforementioned father in law
A man in an Elvis costume holding a sign that says “no kings but Elvis”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This was a pretty good news piece from back in college
State News
| www.statenews.com | East Lansing, Mich. | Wednesday. June 17, 2009
CRIME
String of tampon machine thefts hit MSU
By Brittany Shammas

A heavy flow of break-ins and thefts from feminine-hygiene dispensers across campus led MSU Police to launch an
investigation.
A total of six break-ins and thefts were reported to MSU
Police between June 1-12, amounting to at least $7.50 in stolen change, MSU police Set. Florene McGlothian Taylor
said. The incidents have targeted women's restrooms in buildings across campus, including the Chemistry Building. Human Ecology Building and the Computer Center.
Thefts from feminine hygiene dispensers have been spotty in the past, she said.
"I can't recall a time (when)
there have been numerous ones at one time," she said. "Not

Nutritional sciences senior Sheena Patel said a person who would steal from a tampon machine must be desperate or bored.
"I think that if you're going to steal something, you should steal it from someplace better than a tampon machine," she said.
"It's got to be bad if some. one's stealing from a machine in a bathroom."
Communication junior Kiersten Anderson said she thought it was ridiculous someone would steal from feminine-hygiene machines.
"I guess I think when you need something.
you need
something." she said. "I think that's a pretty pathetic way to get money because I can't imag ine stealing from a feminine-hygiene machine could be very lucrative. Going out and earn ing money seems to be more of an honorable and smart way of doing things."
Some
of the machines
appeared to have been entered with an unknown tool, McGloth-ian Taylor said.
She did not
know if the machines, which cost about $400, would need to be replaced.
Police are unsure whether one person is responsible for all of the break-ins, but the incidents remain under investigation,
McGiothian-Taylor said.
No arrests have been made, but police hope to catch the per son or people responsible, she said.
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The devil from Cow and Chicken
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Very tempting to be Bender
A three panel image from Futurama.

Panel 1: Hermes, standing high on a tower, saying “I’m going to jump!”

Panel 2: A view from the ground where the planet express crew is standing. Leela and Zoidberg are saying no.

Panel 3: A view from above and behind Hermes, so you can see the characters on the ground. Bender yells “Do a flip!”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This picture allegedly shows a 4” height difference
Aaron Judge is 6’7”Donald Trump is 6’3”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Fuck
CNN report: 

Weston said he was about two seats away from the stained glass windows when the shooting began. That's when his friend stepped in to help him, he said.

"The first one I was like 'What is that?'...
And then I heard it again (and) I just ran under the pew and then I covered my head. My friend Victor saved me though
'cause he laid on top of me but he got hit," he said.

They hid under the pews for 5 to 10 minutes before evacuating to the gym and locking the doors, he said.

His friend was injured and taken to the hospital, he told WCCO.

"I was super scared for him, but I think now he's okay," Weston said.
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
It’s a cartoon of a car driving into a fence and the driver flying out of the windshield. Markwayne Mullin’s face has been poorly photoshopped onto the airborne driver’s head
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
In Michigan in 2023, the state collected $1.5 billion in gas taxes and registration fees. Meanwhile, Michigan is spending $4 billion to widen and rebuild 7 miles of highway.
From a study at house.mi.gov: “For FY 2023-24, estimated motor fuel tax revenue totals $1,527.8 million, of which gasoline contributes $1,256.0 million; diesel, $269.5 million; and alternative fuels,
$2.3 million.”A pie chart from house.mi.gov titled “MTF Revenue by Source
FY 2023-24 Estimated*
(Millions of Dollars)” 

The categories are: 
Motor Fuel Tax -
Gasoline
$1,256.0
34%

Vehicle Registration Taxes
$1,523.0
41%

Other $13.5
0%

Income Tax Earmark
$600.0
16%

Motor Fuel Tax - Diesel
$269.5
7%

Marijuana Tax Earmark
$83.6
2%

Alternative Fuels
$2.3
0%

* February 8, 2023 ORTA estimate
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Greater Great Lakes
A state/province map of the US and Canada with lol of Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Michigan, and Wisconsin highlighted, as well as half of Iowa, most of Minnesota and Ontario, parts of Kentucky, Pennsylvania, New York, and the southern half of Quebec. This is a new republic which will control the entire Great Lakes basin all the way to the ocean, as well as major portions of the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Did you see what he wrote in his newsletter about how being constantly at the football building was actually being a good dad? pagesix.com/2025/07/29/p...
"I think part of being a great father is being a great example of doing what it takes to take care of your family," the former NFL star wrote in his 199 newsletter released Tuesday. "I chose to do it by playing football."
He continued, "My dedication to the sport, the hours of practice, the moments when I was laser focused — those were times when I believe I was doing the best possible thing for my family and my kids, by prioritizing my profession and teaching, by example, what it takes to be really good at your job, what it takes to follow through on commitments, what it takes to be a great teammate; and showing them, also by example, that work is a big part of all of our lives."
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The Office meme with Pam that says 
“Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture
They're the same picture” where the two pictures say “Militant Atheists” and “Christians Forcing their Beliefs on others”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I have good news about the new stadium!
A map with a soccer field drawn where the new DCFC stadium will be. Railroad tracks pass nearby
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The scene in Office Space where Michael Bolton asks “Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Graphic design is my passion
A extremely poor photoshop of the photo of Adrián González posted by the Washington Spirit where he looks like he’s died over the top of a In Loving Memory T-shirt. The shirt is black, and Adrián looks as if he has angel wings. This photoshop is extremely lazy
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Please click the story and read it. It appears the 16 year old was the aggressor
GREENWICH VILLAGE, Manhattan (WABC) --Two teenage girls were injured in a shooting in Greenwich Village - just blocks from
Stonewall Inn.
Police say shots were fired during a dispute at
3 Sheridan Square just after 10 p.m. Sunday.
Officials believe a 16-year-old girl opened fire on a crowd, along with a male accomplice.
She struck a 17-year-old in the left ankle. The teen was not an intended target.
The 16-year-old girl was shot in the head by the accomplice unintentionally, according to police.
He fled the scene and is yet to be found.
She was taken to the hospital in critical condition.
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hitting and killing a child with your car apparently is not in and of itself wrongdoing according to cops!
Gastonia police declined to comment to NBC
News. In a statement, they said that "there is no evidence of speeding or wrongdoing on the part of the driver, therefore no charges have been filed. The driver continues to be cooperative and the incident remains under active investigation by the Gastonia Police Department's Traffic Division."
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
First Trump won’t call Walz and now Tuberville won’t call McFeeters!
"He has not called me to check on me," McFeeters said. "He hasn't called. I'm shocked."
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings in Detroit
Me in a 1776 hat with my daughter at No KingsMy family at a No Kings protestA protest sign saying “No Kings but burger kings” with a drawing of an orangutan wearing a Burger King crownSign that says “Trump can suck a D” with the D being the same as the Detroit Tigers logo
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The Regrid app has it as a mid block street behind St Albertus:
A screenshot from the ReGrid app, showing the location of 1932 Winter
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Hard to be proud of the football program lately, but at least Michigan State isn’t folding like a cheap suit to Trump like a certain non-directional school in this state. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
A donation for $200 in honor of Michigan State to New American Pathways. The dedication says “$100 for each lawsuit the university and its students have filed against the Trump administration, so far”A picture of a large bearded and bespectacled man with text saying Thanks, Andy!
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
A screenshot of a tweet from @slothripsmap: “I had a wildly stodgy Latin prof at Dartmouth who'd wave away grammarian stuff like this. "Pedantry.
Bullshit. This is English, the shower drain of languages. Entrepreneur and schadenfreude are words. 'Set' has 35 definitions. Intelligibility is the only rule. Do as you please."”
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Andy @whereswebb.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
www.detroitnews.com/story/news/p...
An excerpt from the Detroit News:

“She has denounced the “MAGA" takeover of the Republican Party but also said it's time for Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer of New York to step aside.”
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