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Tristan A. Smith

@wherestrist.bsky.social
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Comedian, Actor, Writer. Check out my website (www.wherestrist.com). I also have a comedy special, Tristan A. Smith: Live From The Raven Room currently on YouTube. If you’d like to contribute to me financially, do so at @wherestrist on Venmo and Ko-fi.

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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope the Madden movie has an after credits scene where Samuel L. Jackson approaches him in the dead of night about this new thing called, video games.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing worse than being attracted to someone and then finding out she’s like 24, or some such young bullshit. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel like the only way to get work these days is to do something that goes against my ethics. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t just talk about Reacher on @primevideo.bsky.social Go to wherestrist.com for tickets to my next stand-up show. 09/26 | 6:00 pm | Future of Comedy Festival I The Lincoln Lodge
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is 40. I slept all day and made a TikTok. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m a comedian and you can catch me onstage. Go to wherestrist.com for tickets. Next show: 09/26 | 6:00 pm | Future of Comedy Festival I The Lincoln Lodge
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A list of my accomplishments in the previous year.
A list of my accomplishments in the previous year.
A list of my accomplishments in the previous year.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tony! Toni! Toné!: Do you know what today is? Me: It's our Kirk-iversary.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m not depressed, but I feel like I’m doing depression cosplay these days. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I didn’t get that job I’ve spent the last few months applying for. I’ll recover. But it’s a body blow right now. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My roommate asked me what I did today and I didn’t know what to say because I’d spent 2 hours doing my hair and nothing else. It feels luxurious, though. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s difficult seeing the Taylor Farms recall and knowing that you ate it recently but being positive your diarrhea came from eating too many PB&J’s. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Big fan of fiction, right here. To see me IRL, go to wherestrist.com
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The audience talks back in this one. If you want to see me perform in real life, wherestrist.com
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I injured my butthole exercising. I have missed multiple opportunities because of this. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Two nights ago, my father, who I’ve never met, decided to watch me perform stand-up. He did this without warning or permission. Introduced me to a brother I’ve never met. The whole thing has thrown me into a tailspin. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Outlive America meme
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You know things aren’t great financially when you’re asking for money advice from the people in your dreams. And even the dude in the dream had nothing because he came from family money. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
See me at a show, go to wherestrist.com
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Had to stop a workout yesterday because I broke my toenail. I’ve had to stop doing things for any number of reasons, but never anticipated a toenail could fuck me up as much as it did. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
AI politicians might outlive us all For upcoming stand-up dates, hit up my website, wherestrist.com
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Alvin and the Chipmunks for the next generation, I guess? Come to my website wherestrist.com for tickets to my next show.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The weirdest scandal in stand-up comedy. If you want to see me perform, go to my website, wherestrist.com
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
On Thursday, I went for a walk. The weather app told me it would rain shortly so I figured I’d risk it. After about 45 minutes of walking through a torrential downpour and another 30 minutes sitting wet on a bus, I got home. My belongings just dried yesterday. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I quoted him nearly verbatim. If you want to see me do comedy IRL go to my website wherestrist.com
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
10 second Mandela Effect joke!!! If you want to see MORE of my comedy get 🎟️🎟️ at wherestrist.com
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Put ketchup on your hot dogs, people!!! For a list of upcoming shows, wherestrist.com
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I ordered a side dish from a restaurant today that came in a size so small it nearly moved me to violence. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Face down, slurs up. Catch me at wherestrist.com for a list of dates.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Craziest opening joke. If you want to see my stand-up in person, go to my website, wherestrist.com for a list of shows.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It’s hot enough that you don’t even need to cook. Just eat that food cold. Straight out the refrigerator.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Today has been the sort of hot where I find myself getting annoyed at anything. My roommate got up to get food and I’m like, “This nigga wanna eat? Fuck that!!!” #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Political. Cartoons. Upcoming comedy shows on my website wherestrist.com
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tomorrow at 7:00pm
A poster showing the dates and times of my comedy shows in June.A poster of my show on June 24th
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think Crocs are an indoor shoe for me. Tried to go on a neighborhood walk in them and briefly injured every joint in my lower body. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Working on Juneteenth is HISTORICALLY UNFAIR Next show: 7/24 | 7:00 pm | Death Trap | Sheep Cult Comics More shows at wherestrist.com
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’ve been making my White roommate watch Black cinema lately and now he’s offered to make my favorite meal for Juneteenth. The plan’s working. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Genuinely great In Memoriam
A picture with a caption explaining that actress Anne Schedeen passed away and is remembered by her family for hating Donald Trump.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This week in Tristan.
A list of my comedy shows in June.A poster for the comedy show, Up’N Coming.A poster for the comedy benefit show, Stand Up For Freedom.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Last night, while performing, I got a bar full of people to agree to fight my father. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I feel like I’m Schrödinger, torturing a cat, when I talk to people about love. Any time I ask a friend how their partner is, they’ve broken up. And any time I ignore the love of their life, things are great. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Roast Of Jack Harlow Shows in real life: 05/26 | 08:00 pm | ChUC | Beat Kitchen 05/28 | 08:00 pm | Thick And Twisted 06/19 | TBD | Juneteenth Showcase | Stars and Garters Theater
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If you want to see me in the next couple of days:
A list of my upcoming comedy shows.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think the cats of the neighborhood have a grudge against the people in my house. And recently, they’ve started escalating their threats. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Accidentally mailed a condom to my roommate while he was out of town and now I'm worried he thinks I want to smash. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Healthy choices don't have to come from a healthy place. Shows coming up: 05/16 | 09:00 pm | Chicago Comedy Hour | Second City 05/26 | 08:00 pm | ChUC | Beat Kitchen 05/28 | 08:00 pm | Hot and Heavy #jokes #comedy #darkhumor
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A thing I’ve realized is that if I go 2 months without seeing you (online or in person), I’ve forgotten your name. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Today, I spent the better part of 4 hours writing. I wrote 2 sentences. 1 of them is good. #ConfessionalMondays
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Had to take a step back from comedy due to illness. I have some upcoming shows this week. Hope to get more events on my calendar moving forward:
A poster showing my events for April 2026.A poster for Tight Ship Comedy on April 23rd.A poster for Sliced Diced Minced on April 24th.
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Tristan A. Smith @wherestrist.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The worst part about having a roommate be out of town is that last day of cleanup before they come back, so it looks like you were responsible the whole time they were gone. #ConfessionalMondays
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