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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression

@wheelymerchant.bsky.social
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RP Account of Monty from the Kindergarten series// Writer is 25 years old and goes by Cyber // They/Them

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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
You got $20?
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I don't think either of you should be president
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Great! And since we're such good friends, I won't even charge you for them
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
That reminds me Hey nugget, you got any more of those pills that our first principal gave you on Monday? The ones Ms Applegate is always ranting about
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Hey, these business trips to Bangkok ain't gonna pay for themselves
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Each
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Not too much. Just a few grand
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Currently holding a sale on any and all flammable materials in my inventory The perfect gift for your next crashout party
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
You should kick the baby
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
A child's natural curiousity?
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Very nice. But I'm curious, what does the other side of the card look like?
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
If you're in need of money, I can help you out. Whether you wanna sell, pawn or take out a loan I take anything no questions asked. Gold, Silver, ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿˢ, Electronics, whatever you have laying around!
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Can't blame me for trying
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I can get you a good deal on some adoption papers
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Hey, you're the odds-on, the smart money is on you
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
And I'm not above selling tickets and taking bets on the fight *He's pulling out a calculator*
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If you need rhymes I know a teacher I can put you in touch with for a ˡᵃʳᵍᵉ fee Rhyming is all she ever does
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Speaking of reading, those textbooks should be delivered soon. Had to import them. ˢᵒ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳᵐⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵗʳᵃ $500 ᵖᵉʳ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ⁱᵐᵖᵒʳᵗ ᶠᵉᵉ
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Please, pay no attention to the dress. It is a very important medical apparatus that allows me to walk...
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Business
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I can get ya a Megaphone for $15
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
"Alrighty let me just write up this little contract..." Monty was scribbling hurriedly on his small notepad as he mumbled to himself "So that's 100 bucks per month, per subject... Annually reccuring... For the lifetime of the franchise... ᵖˡᵘˢ ᵃ ᵖᵉʳᶜᵉⁿᵗᵃᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉʳᶜʰᵃⁿᵈⁱᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵖʳᵒᶠⁱᵗˢ..."
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Tauriel-ithil Marcelene @taurielmarcelene.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"Welcome to Xentar's Lab for disease study!" Following the failed attempt of trying to torture Xentar, Tauriel has gone under his control. "I am fine don't worry! This is the dream!" Now she is mind controlled, completely under Xentar's control. The perfect experiment
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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✱ 𝓒𝐻𝐿𝑂𝐸.ᐟ ᢉ𐭩 @fairytied.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
That's right! Just 5 easy weekly payments of $100! ᵖˡᵘˢ ᵃˡˡ ᵗᵃˣᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˢˢᵒᶜⁱᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᶠᵉᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ So whataya say? Is it a deal?
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Well. For you you can get my special Hero Discount. Only a 100% markup instead of the usual 200!
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I can get ya a good deal on some textbooks
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"The name's Monty"
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"Oh of course, a scarf is easy." "$20 and it's yours. Unless you have something you'd rather trade for it"
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"Depends on what ya need, My inventory's always rotating" "If I don't have what ya want. I can get it for ya"
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"Ow, well hi. Now if you're not buying anything then beat it, you're scaring away the customers"
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Yo, what did you need?
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𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄 —— 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 @azurespeed.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
‎ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ[ 𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙄𝘾 𝙏. 𝙃𝙀𝘿𝙂𝙀𝙃𝙊𝙂 ] ㅤㅤㅤㅤ " ⵊ GOT YOUR LⵊMⵊT RⵊGHT HERE .!" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #mvrp - #SonicRP
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𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓‼️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ! #MVRP #CAPCOMRP #SFWRP #SMASHRP #MEGAMANRP
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𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝘼 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙓!🌙💤 @dreamprotector.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!~ <NIGHTS (finally) JOINS #BSKYRP> #SegaRP #SonicRP #MVRP #SFWRP
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Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. This puppet's role has just ended." -Majora, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask #LoZRP #MVRP
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Cyber Ma'am, Monty is 5
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𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝑻𝒐 𝑫𝒊𝒆 @applegatingaddict.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
❛ 𝐀 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐲𝐨𝐮‘𝐥𝐥 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏 𝐭𝐨 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲! ❜
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I can get ya goo... For a price
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𝑺𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝑩𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒅𝒆 @sacrificialloop.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
❛ 𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈. . . 𝑫𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚! ❜
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𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝑵𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝑨𝒘𝒂𝒚 @rulerofnuggets.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
❛ 𝐍𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐭‘𝐬 𝒏𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝒔𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒚 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒚! ❜
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✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀 Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️
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I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression @wheelymerchant.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Name: Monty Age: 5 years old Occupation: Black Market Merchant, Kindergartner Greatest fear: Mops Monty from the Kindergarten game series. He is very intelligent for his age, even able to read, and will buy and sell just about anything, for the right price
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