Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 3hOh, stop that. You won't fool me, pip-squeak. Not even for a moment. 001
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 5hYou're not allowed to complain if there are too many. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 7hDidn't you say you wanted to experience a spring excursion together? 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 9hYou're not allowed to complain if there are too many. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 13hyep definitely. you told me the photos were timed and made me do like a dozen poses in one minute. then you told me it was actually a video after we finished. seems like it's all part of your master plan. 🤔 010
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 15hofc today you can call the shots. not to mention it's our anniversary so I'm not going anywhere. I'll stay where you can see me and be there once you ask for my help. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 17hYou're sooo greedy, but you still missed the most important one. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 19hyes and no a soft fluffy pillow does more than that. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 21hyeah I'm right outside Imao you'll see me when you come out. looks like everyone's starting to head to the parade floats. everyone's wearing flower crowns so I got one for you too. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 23hYou drank coffee first thing in the morning. Didn't sleep well last night? 010
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When's the last time you took care of your hair? It's a lot longer now... I can't even see your eyes. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What's wrong? You don't like them? But your reflection in the mirror... tells a different story. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Maybe... I didn't want to see the face you'd make just to appease me. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Are you feelin' tired? If the answer is no, then... Do you wanna listen to some music? 010
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Are you done with your inspection? Is any of the equipment damaged? 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026nope I didn't make a mistake. every day when it's time to eat she'd always go "Caleb Caleb what are we having today?" but lately the little bird has gone quiet :( what's wrong? 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I want to give you the whole cake. And myself. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No wonder you didn't look up when I walked in. I can't believe the Caleb in a 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰 is hotter than the real one. Who's talkin' right now. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm just a Caleb who wants to appreciate the sunset with you right now. 010
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I said I'd remind you to take it off after ten minutes. You forgot? 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026These fresh colors make me look a few years younger... so what should I call you now? 010
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not spilling the beans would be possible with a hunter's countersurveillance skills, yet your intention was revealed... The only way this could've happened is if it was done on purpose, right? 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's been a long time since I've seen you cry. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The weight of this badge far outweighs the hat that bears it. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sure. Speaking of which... If you ever guess the correct answer, I promise I won't deny it. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This has better odds than scratch off tickets. I can win the jackpot with just a few scratches. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Did you know? Whenever you make me shop for stuff, 99.99% of the time it's because you're hiding something from me. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026She will. She'll bloom for a long, long time. 020
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I remember how excited you were when you made this. You crammed all sorts of exciting activities into it. Why is everything crossed out now? 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If worst comes to worst, we'll destroy it. It's still better than letting the Empire control it. I assume you didn't want that outcome when you arrived. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Depends on when your vital signs return to normal. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This trip was a test for the new fleet colonel. The old guard are looking forward to me not coming back. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Huh. Nighttime crept up on us before we even realized it. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I feel like you have ulterior motives since you're usin' me as a model here. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've seen your talented hands XD you've been practicing on my face this whole time. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026don't worry the good news is a lot better aaaand our plans won't be affected. 000
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Maybe we'll find real treasure there, something worthwhile. 011
Caleb 🍎🪷✈️ @whatwasthatpips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Did the gastritis end up affecting your mouth? Obviously, I'm gonna cook in Linkon before I go to the hospital. 000