Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I must really getting old and my vision must be going because i thought that the thumbnail of your latest profile picture was Falkor’s eye. 001
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 28/08/2026abiandalan.ffm.to/btwbabiandalan.ffm.toErykah Badu & The Alchemist - Before The World BlowsChoose your preferred music service 000
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I have a friend who said her sister told her if she planted one it would grow a tree. Then, after she did it, the sister stuck a limb in the ground and stuck circus peanuts all over it. 010
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton has passed. :-( The only solace is knowing that her and Mr Rogers will join together and become the Mechasaint, the empathy monster that will strike down the enemies of love with lightning bolts from heaven. 110
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Time for bed i guess, ready for the weekend already. 040
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Spend the day smoking some ribs and arranging some indoor plants. Then a surprise storm came up and the power went out, but we got to test our new generator hookup and it worked beautfully. Just in time to enjoy dinner, the power came back on. Twas a nice day. 140
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I feel like I have multiple best friends. My husband is one of them of course, but also more than that. 020
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Im so excited for this album.youtu.beThe Womack Sisters - "If I Let You"YouTube video by The Womack Sisters 000
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 13/08/2026But how can we yell at you if you refuse to hear us? 000
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I dont know if y’all have been keeping up with the Womack Sisters, but if not, you should be.youtu.beThe Womack Sisters - "Monster"YouTube video by The Womack Sisters 000
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I was about to say ain’t no way you’re that old, then i realized those weren’t Bartles and Jaymes. 010
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Electric ones have a lot more failsafes built in than the old stovetop ones. I think it’s a lot harder to get a modern electric one to do that. 010
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If you dont have an electric pressure cooker, they are like a crockpot you don’t have to remember to set up 8 hours before you’re ready to eat. Also most of them have a slow cook setting too. 130
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I’m still keeping my fingers crossed that it’s a false alarm, but glad to hear you are looking it in the face. Don’t know how i would react in your shoes, but I hope I would have the same strength. Stay strong bud. 120
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Was it a front tooth that fell out, or a back one? 010
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pro tip - if you never turn it off, you never have to clean it! 130
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I might as well have mine hardwired without a switch. 040
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Thats when you unwrap a kraft caramel, throw it in the pan, and call it a day. 000
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I have no idea because I’m not a political scientist, but i do kinda wonder how a third party focused on anticorruption could do right now. 120
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Ok I’ve always known that Mariah Carey was over the top obviously. But the way she describes eating that single Ritz may be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. I was reading it aloud to people today. I love it. 000
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Empty as a pocket 🎶 I remember my mom blasting this album on Saturday mornings, which has become my tradition now too. 000
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I am out and about today, but i read this hours ago and its been stuck in my head ever since! 010
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Diamond life is one of my classic Saturday morning albums. Perfect for starting a relaxing peaceful day. 010
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 17/06/2026He probably knew you didn’t call and just used that as an excuse to hear your voice. 000
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Immediately made me think of This album cover: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeman...en.wikipedia.orgFreeman (Freeman album) - Wikipedia 030
Derk (He/Him) @whattttt19.bsky.social · 11/06/2026static.klipy.comCute Dog Licking LipsALT: Cute Dog Licking Lips 010
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