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What The Bert

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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 8h
Up It.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 17h
Yes and by extension the survival of humanity.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 17h
His pompous ass was probably mighty proud those jeans still fit 20 years later (guessing the approximate time frame don’t feel like googeling).
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 17h
He must not look at his plastic Barbie much.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 17h
Sleeplessness can be a symptom of a bad conscience.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 17h
Who needs nukes when you’ve got the trump card!?
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 17h
I suspect Yul wore the same outfit for Westworld.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 17h
I can’t vote for you but damn that’s creative. AI would never come up with something like that on its own. Of course now that it’s seen your ad it will steal the content.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 17h
Accordionics.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 21h
With a special purpose. IYKYK
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s like all the killers in jail finding jesus.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Zum Apfallhaufen.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The little snicker at the end.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m concerned those girls that beat his ass are going to be code redded.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The prize can go to multiple recipients.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They all did.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He is so accustomed to always stiffing his contractors that paying for something is a foreign concept to him. And they all "stand" there and say nothing...
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is Whoren Hoebert an acceptable nickname?
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...and the thermos!
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just an additional piece of information: other than a select few, none of the Nazis were hanged let alone prosecuted. It was considered too big of a “project” so they set a few examples in the Nuremberg trials. Fewer than 1%. Thought that was an important detail to mention.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey don’t bring Phil Collins’ old band into this! youtu.be/TdCF7AYqmUw?...
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Hate Zone
YouTube video by Brand X - Topic
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s his diaper emanations taking human-like form.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who’s the freak with the tight corset? Is that dell’s wife?
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, at least *we* have the Fetterman. /s
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Venezuela is Hot right now!"
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looks like he's shaking a log out of his pant leg.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wouldn’t it be Pjotr?
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You do the same.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beats me. Probably.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m 64 with emphysema and heart disease so I won’t put up much of a fight but I’ll definitely kick them in the nuts while I’m going down.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Germans started WWII by sending some of their own soldiers across the Polish border in disguise to shoot at the Germans on the German side.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks for the trumpsplaining in a thread about trumpsplaining. Moron.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish you are right but sadly god seems to have abandoned us.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hastert, Bakker, don't they always go in threes?
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pfoomph?
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once every 100 years or so, usually in a different country than last time.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You mean a *super* oil change?
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just watched an interview with him, he actually practiced with a pair of braces to get that gait just right. Brilliant actor. I loved his Private Pyle. Reminds me of Nancy Mace.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watch for the leg tap on his right leg when he’s done “distance” walking. I think it’s probably the standby button for the Steve Austin legs.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thus was assured all the federal assistance Nebraska leaches from America’s teet.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bouvet Island is even further from anywhere, plus there are no people they can annoy.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let’s stay factual. Hitler started with the T4 program, killing mentally ill and otherwise disabled people, not LGBTQ.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He would be gushing about them.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
3,2,1… I hope.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UR
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've never seen them but I do live 30 miles from Red Rocks where they recorded the Sunday Bloody Sunday video. I get to go to a few shows there every summer. Best venue on the planet. youtu.be/EM4vblG6BVQ?...
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Sunday Bloody Sunday (Live From Red Rocks Amphitheatre, Colorado, USA / 1983 / Remastered 2021)
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I liked Bono better before he went professional.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Sigh" and he seems to realize right as he says it that it sounds fucking stupid but that's always a good reason to double down in trump world.
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What The Bert @whatthebert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kennedy == Herbert the Pervert. The whistle gives it away.
Senator Kennedy and his alter ego Herbert the Pervert
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