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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 16h

I'd like to think I know what United fans would be planning right now if ten years of success had been wiped out overnight.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 16h

THERE'S ONLY ONE COLOSSAL TEAM, THEY PLAY IN LASER BLUE

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 16h

THEY'VE GOT CURLY WATTS AS A CELEBRITY FAN THEY'VE GOT CURLY WATTS AS A CELEBRITY FAN THEY'VE GOT CURLY WATTS AS A CELEBRITY FAN OHHHHHHHH CITY ARE A MASSIVE CLUB

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 16h

They've got the tallest floodlights in the football league They've got the tallest floodlights in the football league They've got the tallest floodlights in the football league OHHHHHHHH CITY ARE A MASSIVE CLUB

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 16h

They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park OHHHHHHHH CITY ARE A MASSIVE CLUB

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 16h

You can stick your Bayern Munich, Juventus, Ajax too, there's only one colossal team, they play in laser blue. They're gonna beat United, like once upon a time, they're gonna conquer Europe like they did in '69, TRA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL HATE CIIIIIIIIIITY

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've got Olly Murs stuck in my head. Someone put me out of my misery.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My fave time of year has arrived 🎉

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Stuck on today's football connections, too. Apparently 3 hours of sleep isn't conducive to a functioning brain. Rude.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Arse. Wordle 1,929 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'll be honest, anyone who's thinking of spending an absolute fortune on Slipknot at Wembley, I strongly recommend not bothering.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Those fucking divs don't deserve a season in the Championship. I want a season in the Championship 😤

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's taken 8 years so they could build an airtight case, ya fucking melon.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Decided to play the price comparison game. £60 per night for The Stone Roses at City in 2016, I did the three nights in a row. Beady Eye/Liam Gallagher/NGHFB between 2011 and 2019, didn't once pay over £65 🥲

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

THESE COULD BE THE BEST DAYS OF OUR LIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEESSSSSSS

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Day one and two done... Now for day three!

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How good is all this City stuff? Even if they get a slapped wrist, it's never going away. And there's still another 8 years that need accounting for.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

KitTok — Saturday, 26-09-2026 👕 📅 1 ❌ ⬜ 2 ❌ ⬜ 3 ❌ ⬜ 4 ⬜ ⬜ 5 ✅ ⬜ 6 ✅ ✅ 💡 Year Hint: Used I scored 20 pts (12 team + 11 year, hint −3). Can you beat my score? #KitTok @kittok.co.uk Play: www.kittok.co.uk

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If ya feel good then ya look good don't ya? 💃

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Market Street in Droylsden has to be the worst fucking street in Greater Manchester. I'd rather drive a mile out of my way than drive down here.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think that's quite enough of the world outside my bubble for now.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just a selection of headlines from that scum cunt of a "journalist". Don't give him the air time lads and lasses, he knew exactly what he was doing when he mentioned the club.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Well the Glazers are funding the IDF and therefore, a genocide, so let's have some perspective here.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Go well, Woody, it's been a privilege! I'll have Driftwood stuck in my head for at least a week now.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Teams has just opened on to the last message I sent yesterday and it was me telling my Asian colleague "you just went all white", what I should've said is the screen went all white during our call just before they dropped off. But I didn't do that did I? No. No I did not.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Zero knowledge or skill involved in that. Sheer guessing game. KitTok — Tuesday, 22-09-2026 👕 📅 1 ❌ ⬜ 2 ❌ ❌ 3 ⬜ ❌ 4 ⬜ ❌ 5 ✅ ✅ 💡 Year Hint: Not Used 🔥 Win streak · 5 I scored 24 pts (12 team + 12 year). Can you beat my score? #KitTok @kittok.co.uk Play: www.kittok.co.uk

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Football Kit Game — Guess the Shirt Daily

Play the free daily football kit game. Reveal tiles on a hidden shirt, guess the club and year, share your score — new kit quiz every day.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Avocado is actually fucking vile.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Is it just me or is it bloody boiling?

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Instagram has decided that I need adverts for a £299 dildo to help strengthen my pelvic floor.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you ever feel like you're giving so much more than you're getting from some friendships/relationships? Because I feel like that about so many areas of my life at the moment and I'm just fucking drained and done with it.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The hint was wrong. KitTok — Monday, 21-09-2026 👕 📅 1 ❌ ⬜ 2 ❌ ⬜ 3 ⬜ ⬜ 4 ⬜ ⬜ 5 ⬜ ⬜ 6 ⬜ ⬜ 7 ✅ ❌ 8 ✅ ✅ 💡 Year Hint: Used 🔥 Win streak · 4 I scored 16 pts (10 team + 9 year, hint −3). Can you beat my score? #KitTok @kittok.co.uk Play: www.kittok.co.uk

kittok.co.uk

Football Kit Game — Guess the Shirt Daily

Play the free daily football kit game. Reveal tiles on a hidden shirt, guess the club and year, share your score — new kit quiz every day.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am just knackered all the time atm. Had 10 hours sleep there and I still can't keep my eyes open.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've just settled myself down all cosy for an early night and Busby has gone and done the smelliest most disgusting fart ever, right in my face. Honestly, just kill me now.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've just realised our next game is 17:30 on a Saturday. I'm not fucking going to that.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I, as a lifelong Manchester United fan and a season ticket holder of 15 years, deserve a fucking medal for being booze free for this long.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He's such a headline gobshite.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Those calling for Carrick's head, who do we replace him with?

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

20 days without any Manchester United PLC games. Oh how delightful. Love an international break me. Should have them more often.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

High time we cashed in on Fernandes as well, don't give a fuck what anyone says, off you pop to Dubai or wherever the fuck they go.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm on my knees begging for relegation here. Or liquidation. Both. Both will do.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If the only option is Zirkzee for Rashford then we don't have any options. We could sack Carrick but the replacement manager would still only be able to bring Zirkzee on for Rashford.

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Stephanie @whatstephsaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Reckon Carrick just zones out and is stood thinking about how good his tea was last night and then he zones back in and realises he should probably make some changes?

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