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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 5h
Triple digits and bots are gone, which means the voices have finally stopped
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I were a single-issue voter, my single issue would be that 99% of the GOP belong in prison
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
started midodrine and is this what having blood flow feels like? I’m so… ALIVE
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kinda love when the kitten (she’s 2 now, come on) is radically misbehaving and turns into a little blur of nyoom when caught
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
childhood trauma is weird because one day you’ll find yourself in a sea of shrieking joyous children, weeping to the chanting of UNDER UNDER UNDER PANTS
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Weird Al performance was incredible, every moment better than the last. My favorite moment was the unexpected explosion of children in the audience standing up and shrieking in joy and singing along to the Captain Underpants theme. I cried. 10/10 My cold heart’s been ruined by the joy of youth.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
about to fully refill my goof tanks with Weird Al and Puddles Pity Party- I may finally meet myself from the Before Times, again.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve “come to” under anesthesia a few times. Last time, the surgeon was listening to OutKast, and I was reaching semi-awareness during “what’s cooler than being cool” and thought I was sooooo funny by trying to say “I’m ice cold”. Oop! Friendly smile! Go back to sleep.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drag routine to “Choosing Texas”. Slow dance/two step solo around stage and audience. Thera away jeans say TEX on one cheek and ASS on the other. Big reveal underneath is Texas flag Daisy dukes and donning a Big Tex mask.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what do you do with the shame when you’ve been in confusion/rage over no diagnosis for your heart condition, asked your care team about it enough times to get rude and emotional, and discover, in your health portal, a year old diagnosis of sick sinus syndrome that was NEVER mentioned or explained?
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cat/child one: I don’t feel good I think I’ll BAAAAARRGRHEGFFGGGG Cat/child two: oh we sick? I have a UTI again. I’ll empty my bladder so it looks like a grown man peed in the center of the room. Cat/child three: YAY ATTENTION FOR ME? WHY ARE YOU ON THE GROUND HUH? ARE WE PLAYING IN THE PEE? YAY!
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When you haven’t been sober in over a decade and quit thc, there’s a real smack in the face after how numb life has been and the sudden reintroduction of Feelings
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the most traumatizing part of 9/11 for me was that my rural east Texas school had corporal punishment and one Black child they beat in the hallways pretty much daily. We had to walk past him getting spanked on our way to the extra room where a tv was wheeled in for us to watch people die. I was 9.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hear me out - clown Jesus from the 1973 film adaptation of Godspell
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
gotta get a Raya account so I can practice my 3-5 minute set on some lucky comedienne
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I know I’ve posted about it before but I’m thinking about it all the time. My favorite part of being a “woman” is having a doctor tell me it is URGENT I get a pacemaker put in within 24 hours of results that say my heart stops for 10+ seconds sometimes, but I just need to work on my anxiety.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
hating furries is alt right propaganda
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
tomorrows labor day you know what that means it’s the one Sunday of the year I can convince my fellow Olds to go to The Church
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rewatching Tru Blood, heard “soccer practice” in the background of a scene and it activated me like a sleeper agent
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve been quitting vaping for 1 and a half hours now and it fucking sucks
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the duality of being disabled as per A Doctor is, yeah that’s right I wasn’t faking it or lazy or a whiner who hates work But also it took four hours to get my bpm out of the 50s this today
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
someday I will get into doing drag and Collin Osha will be so fun
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If astrology isn’t real then why did a hotel in WV tell me, an Aquarius, they were out of rooms preceding a crazy weather event- but my Virgo friend told me they were not, went in after me, and secured us a room at a discounted rate?
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my niece (3, perfect) is here and I made it two whole days before a full sobbing breakdown over how Good she is. How could anyone look at a 3 year old and think “yeah that’s my enemy- I hate her and everything she does”?
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When you’re up in the sky And your heart tries to die That’s anxiety When you get a new shot And you get really hot That’s anxiety When you faint Fall upon the ground And lose your memories Docs will say Nurses will say “You’ve had a weird day” “You have anxiety”
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
my therapist prescribed me the decemberists and I wish I was making this up for reactions
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m attracted to Lestat coded individuals and that’s my mfing problem
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Penelope knew it was Odysseus by how he strung his bow but Ricky would know it was me because I’d say the words “butt waterfall”
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
a butch and a stud, alone on an elevator an exchange of compliments two sets of giggles just comets passing in the night
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Took the cats to get vaccinated. Her Supreme Fatness broke out the heavy duty plastic carrier. She smelled we were home, busted out the grate door, and the handle broke under her weight shift. I love her SO much. So much. She is perfect.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“The great American sleepover” feels like the moments of childhood joy growing up in an abusive household. There’s horrific abuse happening behind closed doors. But for a moment, we’re children together.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
New side effects of the SNRI: I can’t listen to my murder podcasts anymore, I get so disgusted and angry SO FAST. Coffee is just coffee, not the reason for getting out of bed. Is this how y’all live?
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Visitors consuming the US and us celebrating our guests is what we were made for and the social media coming out of FIFA is the best thing to happen to my phone since pokemon go before it was used for surveillance
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Day 2 of Pritiq: mania still present, still awesome, still fighting and losing to the urge to post every single thought on social media. Hell yeah bruther
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
the cicadas aren’t even out yet, how are these poor fifa folk gonna make it
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
everytime someone new realizes how great Tune-Yards is, an Aquarius learns to love
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“The gang gets screwworm” as an it’s always sunny in Philadelphia title card
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Having spent a significant portion of my adolescence in extreme poverty, trap houses, and with adults who enjoyed meth and heroin, Hunter Biden is the closest I’ve ever felt to represented in politics. Almost feels like home.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My face has been horrifically covered in acne for MONTHS and I just now realized it’s an allergic reaction to my makeup wipes. I used them in a small area on my hairline rather than my whole face and just my hairline and neck is swelling. Well. Now I know.
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Scary Macy ⚔️🦇 @macydaisy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
And for the lady, perhaps 100 hours hyper fixating on a new video game?
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
anytime I think about my dream of draglesque I remember I purposefully live under a rock and know nothing about popular culture so how the hell could I make anything funny that isn’t referencing a 30+ year old obscure piece of media
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Been working outdoors for ~10 years and most days this year, I’ve gone outside and my body has felt like the weather is Not Right. Peers in similar fields (hehehoho) feel the same. We could change everything we do, today, and the consequences will still be hitting us for decades. Touch grass.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Bought a “busto mariposa” sculpture at a thrift store for 12$ because it called to me. Turns out, she’s an Alexander Flores original, 31 of 150
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
highly recommend you date a mom and then go to the renaissance faire and spend the day having fun and ensuring she and hers have fun 13/10 would sweat again
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
ah there’s nothing quite like meeting someone and their face absolutely twisting in displeasure because of your reputation yes I *will* be upping my medications again soon, thank you for wondering
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Growing up between very rural east Texas and White Suburbs, I didn’t learn until Denton how much I love living near people. The park behind my house is a constant source of joy. Today, it was the Macarena carried on the wind at 11 am.
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Made chicken noodle soup with homemade stock and accidentally ruined my husband’s sleep schedule with the instant sleep soup belly trick 😔
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Made eye contact with a main topic of therapy on the way home from therapy. Sometimes (often) I wonder if whoever’s writing my script wants me to find religion again
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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Renny @whatsarenny.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
One of the cats pissed on the floor again, and I was going to hold off on breakfast until the cleaning solution dried But then Ellie rolled around, gave me the big eyes, and reminded me of the time she charged Tyler to keep him away from me so they all got breakfast and then some
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