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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 5m

This is what happens when you believe a cat is hungry and feed them every time they whine for food

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 31m

Technology peaked with with 3.5 in HD diskettes in 1986

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 54m

The recommended interval for pelvic exams has been updated to 3-5 years so long as HPV testing had been done This has been the case for about 15 years now

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 1h

Because at heart I’m a pessimist I have this fear the Blue Wave happens and then 🍊💩🤡 dies and the corporate Dems try to “return to normal “ with President Vance and a “chastened” GOP

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 3h

Cranky lunchtime rant: If you show up at a small sandwich shop and order 10 subs without ordering ahead don’t act all surprised at the dirty looks the 15 people in line shoot you as you debate whether one of the orders wanted mustard or mayo.

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Tom Hanks: No Crying in Baseball

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t know having your name in print spontaneously? That makes you somebody. It’s the kind thing that starts making things happen for you

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The Jerk: The New Phonebook's Here!

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 5h

Finally found a deodorant that might work for me

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 19h

What do you consider the topic at hand? How about this? A billionaire is destroying what legacy remains of the Golden Age of Hollywood

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 19h

You mean politics has nothing to do with an Epstein class friend of the fascist in chief now has the means to influence and broadcast pro fascist propaganda to the entire country?

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 23h

Well I guess there’s always Gallagher II for the cannibalism

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 23h

Yakking, Wakko and Dot have been replaced by AI avatars of Elon, Ellison and Trump

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 23h

With my love of Italian food I like to imagine I was one of the kids who spit on Mussolini’s corpse in my past life

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As a Doctor I’d say yes if you have any one of the following symptoms: 1) you’re being chased by a chainsaw wielding maniac 2) you’re running breathlessly across the moors to reunite with a lost love 3) the pondering weight of this existence has broken the last shred of sanity holding you together

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He has to buy off the rack because the smell of fecal incontinence has become so overwhelming that no one can get close enough to measure his inseam

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don’t trust him or the Lincoln Project anymore than I would a toddler with a dingo but I will listen to him sometimes because it’s good to know how evil thinks

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Has anyone ever seen Hunter Biden and Mike Ness of #SocialDistortion in the same room? I think they’re the same person

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As I get older the more I understand curmudgeons. I don’t freaking want or need AI in everything! I shouldn’t need an app to work my new dishwasher! Rant over

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child? Salem’s Lot 1979 CBS miniseries

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Saying Hi Creepily To Your Friend

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

RFK Jr has activated a rapid response team. They’re sending Vijay Prasad and 100,000 gallons of raw milk

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not to be pedantic but as a Michigander I must point out that the correct lyric is “Ope, there goes gravity”

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

TIL that the second banana of the Three Stooges had better fashion sense than me

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What Fresh Spooky Hell is This Now? @whatfreshhellnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dear @nytimes.com there is no such thing as “child sex”, it’s rape.

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