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WHAT?DUNCAN?!

@whatduncan.bsky.social
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23/bisexual/cis-male/🔞 ONLY!!! REAL LIFE DICK N BALLS BEYOND THIS POINT!!! World’s most functional gooner. Porn aficionado. Smut author. OF: onlyfans.com/whatduncan For my literature: www.furaffinity.net/user/whatduncan

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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just made buffalo Mac, waiting for the fam to come home. Took one bite to make sure it tasted fine, immediate stomach pain. It’s gonna be a good night!
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just loungin for this #thirstythursday #18+ #irlnsfw #nudes #cockandballs #bear #hairy #men #boner
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Artwork of your OC fucking a flesh interface while mother horse eyes watches from a corner or something
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The labels we create for ourselves are to help us understand the things we do not know. But when you do know, when you let yourself live long enough to know, why give yourself to labels that no longer serve you? Life is more than just words. More than just labels.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is 8 am. I am tipsy. I am autistic. I WILL say weird shit under hot posts. I am only a little sorry.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“You wouldn’t put a bumper sticker on a Bentley!!!” 1. I absolutely fuckin would. If I could buy a Bentley, I’m gonna do whatever the hell I want with it. 2. I am not a Bentley. I’m a goddamn human being who thinks this little piece of art that I can permanently wear on my flesh is sick as hell.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I keep looking at this last little photoshoot I did and god damn yall are gonna like it. First time in a while I’ve made myself hard…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thinkin about this story (cause I was adding to it) and I did the thing I always do: “what is the point of this story?” Usually this ends in a spiral of “there isn’t a point to this story, therefore no narrative” but this time I realized it’s because I wanted to write about machines.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like I totally get why it’s like this but anytime you check the comments under a furries posts it’s: -their mutuals being normal -“just smile :D” type mental health advice -weird, out of place horny comments that barely make any sense In that order. It’s hilarious how predictable the pattern is.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Typa shit you see in the planet fitness locker rooms… (except it’s a 52 year old human man)
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aftermath of a lil fall photoshoot #TIPSTICKY!!! #cock #hairy #precum #balls #18+ #nudes #nsfw #irlnsfw
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God I love werewolves man…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WOAH!! What's that!? A Pretty boy X Dork ahh chud smut story!? Holy cow! You guys gotta see this!! #NSFWLit #indieauthor #furrysmut #furryliterature #shortstory #Ao3 #18+ #smutauthor #Nerdporn #nerdxjock #officesmut archiveofourown.org/works/92212541
archiveofourown.org
I Fucked The I.T. Guy - WhatsDuncanWriting - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Washing down fiber supps with Vietnamese cold brew, keepin the opps (my gut) on their toes. (Resulting in horrible stomach pain)
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guess who remembered what day it is! #fcf #fatcockfriday #tgif #nudes #dickpic #18+ #irlnsfw
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not at all saying *all* Georgia O’Keefe paintings are allegorical nudes. I know that’s a commonly debated statement and one the artist, herself, denied. All I’m sayin is that most flowers kinda look like a vulva.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Google Photos has gotta stop with this shit man…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got a couple more #booty pics from the other day! Tryna stagger my posts so I don’t give yall too much at once ;)
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pre and post shower #dick n #balls… #18+ #nudes #nudemen #dickpic #hairyman #bear #gaybear #gayporn
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Photography by Alfie Goodrich @alfie.photography · 13/09/2026
Getty makes a ton of money out of selling public domain footage. Which is crazy. But that’s Getty. The footage is usually available free elsewhere but it’s hard to find. Great video that helps you understand where and how to find it. youtu.be/2dzqQItDmdg?...
youtu.be
I Killed A Business Model
YouTube video by Elroddd
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Should I play that game where you wash the dragons nuts? Or what?
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm trying weawy hard not to be salty about this but I haven't stopped this train of thought since I typed this.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People can obviously draw whatever they want, but what is it with sfw artist who seem like they soooo badly want to make porn. Just do it man, at this point you’re putting in more effort drawing those shorty shorts than you would if this was just porn. A tasteful nude even, cmon!
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Frequent thing that I think about as a smut author is that “man there’s like NOTHING I could do with this…” Publishers aren’t gonna pick up smut, no matter how many layers of sci-fi, dystopia you wrap it in…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All up in that #bootay 😛😛
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Were you really “creampied”? Or were you “gooped”? I see no cream and no pie so I think I know what my answer is.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jock strap but just for the balls. Ya penish is still just out n about, floppin around while you run n shit.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Using your tail to take off your panties fucking rocks and I’m ashamed I didn’t think of it…
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just saw coyote vs ACME. Genuinely a good film, so glad it’s finally been released. HOWEVER! They made Wile E. too cute. I walked outta that theater wanting him BAD.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
LIFEHACK: if you’re ever feeling self conscious about your size, try looking at it in the mirror! You might realize it’s bigger than you think!
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just watched the full of this, and idk how to explain it but the first half of this feels like a love letter to penis and balls. Or maybe masculine intimacy. Idk I really liked how the two characters were positioned in this.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not to kink shame or nothing, but how do fart fetishist take that seriously? Do they? Any time I see fart fetish art it’s like the funniest thing. The biggest, fattest fat body you could ever imagine ripping a comical fart directly in the povs face how am I supposed to not laugh at that?
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’ve got more from the other day! My #boner was looking good so I couldn’t not take a bunch of pics… #nudes #cock #malenudes #dickpic #balls #pubes #hairymen #fcf
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just… woah…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oooh breakfast rice… save me breakfast rice…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My most immediate financial goal is I wanna be able to commission a ref sheet for my sona without regretting it. I feel like that’s a solid metric.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My balls looked so good in this one…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What’s the meta with porn people reposting their own stuff? Is this a Pog Strat? Will this make me a Brazilian dollars?
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I shoulda just bit the bullet man…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cunty boy-unicorn squashing the shit out of a bad ass corn snake. 65 dollats
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve never been super big on feet, but now that I get to lookin at it again, this is a really good pic…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Looking #vascular… #cock #dickpics #nudes #penis #hairymen #18+ #nsfw #gay #gaynsfw
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
(Just made the worst poke bowl the world has ever seen) *white influencer voice* oh! My! Gosh! Guys, this bih gah! This bih gah!!
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chinese sex doll technology has reached a a new high. Just saw a 4ft tall dragon doll, with three penetrable holes…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Love/hate working nights because sometimes you’ll come to some profound realization like “this is it. This is life. And this is really just it.” and just not be able to do anything about it.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Been seeing this robo-chick. Been going steady, so I tried getting a lil handsy. She said “can’t, pussy’s at the shop” Fml…
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fun fact! I’ve mentioned my weird fixation on my own penis before, that’s been a consistent thing my whole life. This thing is one of the many reasons.
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
#bawls spillin out #scs #18+ #softcock #nudes
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WHAT?DUNCAN?! @whatduncan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Question for gym shorts! Does anyone else do the ‘through the leg’ thing or just the ‘untie/pulldown’ standard method? #piss #malepissing #pisskink #nudes #cock #flaccidcock #balls #hairyman #gaybear #bearporn #18+
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