Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 22/04/2026i woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss and i tripped on a box of manga and now my hip hurts maybe i need to clean up around here 010
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 11/04/2026after the historically bad day i had yesterday today i ate way too many cookies and now i feel like throwing up but blasting music and reading manga in bed is healing me 130
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026i hate how i am as a person sometimes man i was talking about how something gave me insane anxiety and made me feel like shit but i still added like 3 lighthearted jokes in the middle of it why am i so unserious 000
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 19/03/2026i jumped and dived too hard at volleyball today like im not a 27 year old grandpa im so bruised and defeated 0161
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 05/03/2026just got back from the dentist and was told that i actually have a physiological reason for being unable to roll my Rs i feel so vindicated 010
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 03/02/2026when its a slow ass day at work and all your discord servers are silent 040
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 31/01/2026i had a crazy dream last night where i learned an important truth about life and the universe but i had a second dream right after it about something stupid and now i cant remember the first dream 010
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 10/01/2026im doing my reread in english this time because i wanna see the colored version but every time i see pre-chopped nami i shed a tear 040
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 08/01/2026i had like half a bottle of green tea and half a bottle of sprite left over so i mixed them and now it looks like im drinking piss 130
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 05/01/2026when you waste 80% of your daily calorie allowance on slop that didnt even taste good 030
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 25/12/2025i wonder if this newest bluesky pilgrimage will finally be the one that makes people stay here... 250
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 15/12/2025i have a vicious cycle of: - consume media - see something icky/weirdly perverted - get weirded out - try to rationalize it in my head thinking its just what the character would do - still get weirded out - tell myself its bad to expect everything to never leave my comfort zone - repeat 000
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 21/11/2025i keep forgetting i sprained my ankle during volleyball yesterday and keep falling over when i try to walk im really sorry whoevers living a floor below me 010
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 13/11/2025i just door dashed pho for the first time in my life and and im afraid life will never be the same again 030
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 11/11/2025dam i just stepped clean through a pin and it hurt like hell and this is only 1/4 of what jesus felt on the cross or whatever props to him man 010
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 08/11/2025these cheeseburger chips actually taste like cheeseburgers wtf.... 020
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 04/11/2025i dont usually eat a whole lot of sweets but every once in a while i crave one of these 4 and eat it obsessively until i get sick of them again 020
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 03/11/2025trying to use this app more cuz twitter sucks so bad did the discover page get any better also do people even still use this app anymore or what 230
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 03/11/2025i went on a walk because i wanted to get some fresh air but it got so dark that im taking an uber home LMAO 020
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025i genuinely could not tell you what i did for the last 4 hours just had an insane dissociation session 020
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 22/09/2025mannnn car issues are the worst because you never expect to have them and they alway cost a lot 010
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 17/09/2025dream i had last night was crazy we were smuggling this guy out of a city and doing parkour and shit and all of a sudden luke from the layton series came to help us 130
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 31/08/2025not having any game im looking forward to is depressing af atlus you can do the craziest thing right now 010
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 27/08/2025ive lost so much weight lately that im gonna run out of pips on my belt soon 000
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025when you wanted to play some video games after work but your brain is mush because of work so you just sit there doing nothing 040
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 05/06/2025at work me and some other coworkers typed "back" in the teams chat at the same time and i had to physically restrain myself from typing "backstreets back alright" to a group of middle aged men 060
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 24/05/2025i rewatch gurren lagann every once in a while to remember i still have emotions because i literally cry every time 020
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 20/05/2025i bought noise canceling headphones for the first time in my life and its freaky as hell how is it doing that 120
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I WAS ON PHASE 3 OF THE LAST FIGHT IN ACT 2 OF EXPEDITION 33 AND THE FUCKIN LIGHTS BLINKED IN MY APARTMENT AND RESTARTED MY COMPUTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 010
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025im currently on my third cooking thermometer because i keep accidentally losing them im gonna move out of here and find all of them at once and become the thermometer king 030
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 01/05/2025someone told me "i like that it sounds like youre smiling when youre talking" and idk it was one of the nicest compliments ive ever heard 160
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 28/04/2025my biggest achievement today was fitting like 20 shrimp crackers in my mouth at once and successfully eating it without dropping any who knows what ill achieve tomorrow 140
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 06/04/2025exercising in the morning is goated actually you dont have all day to think about how much you dont wanna do it 020
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 05/04/2025one of the biggest "adult realizations" that i had was that some food items arent just limited to like restaurants and stuff you can just buy them and eat them yourself the most recent thing that made me realize this was strawberry cream cheese 140
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 04/04/2025one of those days where i just lay down and listen to new music releases i missed 020
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 21/02/2025wait undead unluck isnt a quirky romance slice of life???? 130
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 19/02/2025i feel like doing nothing forever i hate having nothing to play monster hunter save me please... 000
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 30/01/2025i was at the dentist today and the person cleaning my teeth kept defending trump and blaming the plane crash on diversity hires like ok lady can we go back to you stabbing my teeth with sharp instruments instead 180
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 24/01/2025when youre bored but all your discord servers are dead silent and you have too much brain fog to focus on any activity so you have ambient twitch streams in the background while you dissociate 3525
Matt @whatafruit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025i have a million games in my backlog but devil survivor overclocked keeps looking at me like the green goblin mask 010
