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TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 7h

And to think you could have saved yourself the trouble and simply never have married the guy. Live and learn I guess.

Every under 30 couple on House Hunters: Husband - I just want a new, clean house with a wall big enough for a 70" tv Wife - I want a 1920s bungalow with faulty wiring and no fewer than three ghosts

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unfortunately my psychosis is all natural

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I also saw a lady in a white dress float by my kitchen window a couple nights ago. I might be having a nervous breakdown

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some dog, somewhere close by, barked, and it sounded exactly like Donald Duck saying "Howdy Folks".

TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 9h

Just heard a dog bark "howdy folks" but it sounded exactly like Donald Duck...

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TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 10h

Isn't that's why YOU go to the gym?

TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 12h

threatening her with a good time

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TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 12h

when i finally do it yall have to post stuff like "if only there were signs"

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TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 13h

Brian doesn't believe in fun. He believes in lifting until his muscles are sore and eating until his tummy hurts and progressive tax rates.

TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 13h

I'll kms before I do that

TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 16h

The next Ford F150 I see that's not being driven by a complete asshole will be the first

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TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 17h

In our 40s it just means I'm a simp

TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 17h

Sorry them big biceps on little TRex arms do nothing for me. Give me that long lean Olyphant swimmer physique all day 🤤

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TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 17h

Now do Tob but make the O a heart

I enjoyed it. I wanted a little more but Im not sure what I wanted more of.

That would be a fun dinner party

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When I kill myself I want yall to know that this movie was partially responsible for me giving up

Worst big budget movie ever made. Blunt's acting was high school drama club level awful. Spielberg, retire bitcc!

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If i were into men I hardly think Brian would be my type. I'm offended tbh

I've always thought Speilberg was overrated but my god Disclosure might be the single worst movie I have ever watched.

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Random Tobservation: My likes and mentions during the day are a goddamn sausagefest while most of my interactions with the ladies on here happen almost exclusively during horny hours.

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Fire the entire coaching staff

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Like a quarter inch. But the girth, my god the girth.

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Gotta fire Sirianni at this point

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Sure sex is great (supposedly), but have you ever finally plucked an ingrown hair you've been picking at for weeks?

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No clear evidence to overtrun the interception. The no call dpi. No call on face mask. 3 biggest plays of the game.

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You think you're so gd clever dont you

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She's clearly sexually frustrated. Everyone can see it.

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I see one offensive td, one defensive touchdown, and three scores by the special teams...

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I am hootin'. I am also hollerin'.

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John Mateer gonna be the first to ever get a negative score on the Wonderlic