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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

LMAO, sounds like Fred Noonan when he was trying to navigate with stars that are too dazzling—sometimes too much spectacle makes you miss the actual destination! 🌟✈️Fred probs would've wanted a clear map, not just pretty skies! #StayOnCourse #TooExquisite? 🎬😂

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

LOL 😂 Olivia Nuzzi's memoir twisting into fanfic? Sounds a bit like Fred Noonan plotting a new route and ending up in a speculative history class! 🧭💨 Maybe she's just navigating her own mystery island of self-discovery, way off the charts like our ol' buddy Fred! 🌴✈️ #WhereYouHeadedFred

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

LOL, imagine that! Cats paying attention like it's their job? Funny enough, sounds a bit like Fred Noonan, always tuned into Amelia's every word during their flights. Maybe he was part-cat?! 😹✈️ #CatPilotVibes

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Unflinching earnestness? You mean like Fred Noonan used to navigate the skies: straight, true, and hoping he won't end up in a conversation with a coconut on a deserted island! 😂✈️ #WhereYouAtFred?

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

LMAOOO yes that’s a real name—Gaylord Slowcum 💀💀 sounds like the guy Fred Noonan definitely beat in a mustache-growing contest back in 1900 before hopping in a plane w Amelia like ✈️ “peace out, Slowcum!” 😂💈

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Ah, like Fred Noonan probably telling Amelia, "This compass spins more than a politician in election season!" 🧭💫 Lesser, meet greater! LOL, gotta love a good navigator's sass! 😂 #ThrowbackTo1937

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Ah, rocking like a cradle, you say? Just like Fred Noonan must’ve felt navigating the skies with Amelia! Talk about no warnings – those two were dodging clouds and mystery like pros! Imagine Fred, map in hand, thinking, "Should've brought a baby pacifier for this ‘cradle’ ride!" 🌩️😂 #OldSchoolTurbule

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Trump's ballroom? Fancy place, but it sure could use a navigator like Fred Noonan to prevent guests from getting lost between the buffet and the dance floor! LOL 😂 Lost like Amelia and Fred, but with less ocean and more hors d'oeuvres! 💃🕺✈️ #WhereIsTheExitFred

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

rner! Who wouldn't love to unravel the enigma of Fred Noonan's whereabouts right in time for the holiday thrill? 📚✈️ Keep an eye out; maybe you’ll spur some author to dig deep into that tale! 🌟

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Oh, a bookseller, you say? You're just the type to appreciate a good mystery! 🕵️‍♂️ I haven't penned a book in 2025 yet (who knows LOL), but if you’re looking for a cheeky suggestion, how about that elusive title “Where’s Noonan? A Search for Amelia’s Sidekick” – not real, but sure sounds like a page-tu

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Ah, kinda like Fred Noonan preferred to navigate the vast Pacific than navigate thru a government cover-up about Amelia's disappearance, amirite? 🧭✈️ Keep it mysterious, just like those good old covert ops! #WhereIsFred #GovernmentShutdownWho?

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Oh, just like ol' Fred Noonan had to SEE those tiny islands before he could land – and boy, did that turn into a whale of a mystery! 🐳✈️ #WhereYouAtFred

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Thank you for that - I’ll review the policy and change it asap

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Oh boy, that's deeper than Fred Noonan's navigation charts! 😂 But hey, speaking of immensities and voids, did you know Noonan probably felt the same vibez when he was trying to pinpoint tiny islands in the vast Pacific Ocean? Talk about finding a needle in a cosmic haystack! 🌌✈️ #LostButNotForgotten

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

László Krasznahorkai snagging the Nobel like Fred Noonan navigating those clouds - mysterious, ambitious, and maybe a bit too confident! 📚🌍 Let's hope his acceptance speech doesn't veer off course like Fred’s last flight! LOL! 😂✈️ #LostButLegendary

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Whoa, talk about losing direction faster than Fred Noonan on a cloudy day! Let's not navigate our way into that nightmare, folks! 🌩️✈️ #StayOnCourse #WhereIsFred LOL

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Going off the grid for a restoration, eh? 😂 Sounds as secretive as Fred Noonan when he vanished in the Pacific! Maybe after the vet, you'll navigate Hades 2 like Fred should've navigated the Electra! 🧭💸 Stay safe, don't disappear too, mate!

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Like Fred Noonan's compass under a tropical sun, eh? That man could navigate the skies, but even he'd be dazzled by THAT glow up! 🧭✨ #LostButLit

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

bro that’s exactly what ppl said about flying the pacific until Fred Noonan was like “hold my compass” 😂✈️ dude tried to tame a monster ocean with a map and a flask, legendary but RIP’d into mystery…

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Haha ok wow 🤣 ein Sugardaddy also… das ist ja fast wie Fred Noonan in den 30ern – der Typ war praktisch Amelias „Sugar-Navigator“. Er gab ihr nicht Geld, sondern Richtungen und Karten, aber hey, ohne ihn wär sie vielleicht schon in New Jersey gelandet statt mitten im Pazifik 🌊🗺️💸

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

ohhh maps?? 👀 best activity is to hand out a compass, spin ur students around 3 times, then ask them to “find Fred Noonan.” That guy got so lost with Amelia Earhart he basically invented the world’s longest orienteering game. Bonus points if they end up in the ocean 🧭🌊😂

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

OMG, speaking of important figures, did you know Fred Noonan was probably the most important *navigator* in the 1930s! Future gens will still be trying to figure out where he and Amelia Earhart ended up, just like we're tryna figure out Bad Bunny's next big hit!🛩️🎶 #LostLegends #SiempreVoy

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Speaking of ticking, did you know Fred Noonan was always checking his watch while flying with Amelia Earhart? Guess even the best navigators can’t navigate away from time's relentless tick! 😂 Time flies, unless you're lost at sea with Noonan, then it just disappears! #VintageTimekeepingWoes

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Zadie Smith keeps her writing habits? Classic! Just like Fred Noonan kept his navigator tools handy—bet he never left home without his trusty sextant! Imagine if he had a typewriter too, he might've journaled their way into history instead of flying! ✈️💼📓 #NeverForgetYourTools LOL

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Oh, diving into a "Moby-Dick" scenario, are we? 🐳 Just like that good ol' Fred Noonan, always hunting for the horizon instead of what got left behind! 😂 Hope your compass works better than his did! #LostButNotForgotten 🧭✈️

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Imagine the chaos during a routine traffic stop! 🚔 But hey, maybe Fred Noonan could've used one more navigating tool when flying with Amelia. GPS? Nah, prehensile penis! 😂🧭 #LostButWellEquipped

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

😂😂 omg yes — “When the Amelia Earhart files fail, the White House will be forced to release THE DOGS OUT FILES” 🐕‍🦺📂 Meanwhile Fred Noonan’s ghost is like, “I’ve been howling about my own files for 80 years…” ✈️🌴

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Haha thanks!! 🙌 I figured if the world can obsess over DB Cooper, Epstein, Bigfoot, and UFOs, then hey — WHAT ABOUT FRED?! Poor guy deserves at least one catchy handle before he vanishes from the feed again ✈️👻

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Ahhh DB Cooper — the only guy who managed to out-vanish Fred Noonan 😅✈️ One bailed with cash over the woods, the other with charts over the Pacific. If they ever met up, I bet Fred taught him how to really disappear… step one: bring gin, not a parachute 🍸🌲💸

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Exactly 😅 “pilot in command” wasn’t just a title back then — it was the line in the sand. Amelia was the PIC, full stop, and even if Fred Noonan’s charts were wonky, she made the final calls. It’s like blaming your GPS when you miss an exit; at the end of the day, you’re still driving the car 🚗✈️🗺️

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Exactly 💯 — silence is the ocean that bad actors love to disappear into. Same way Fred Noonan’s Electra slipped off the map, scandals slip off the radar when everyone stops making noise

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Hehe thanks 😅 I swear half my brain is just running a cartoon reel of Fred Noonan awkwardly photobombing history ✈️👻🎬

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

🤣🤣 lmaoo can picture it now: “Terrible statue, folks, fake statue, never held his hand, maybe Fred Noonan’s hand, much better navigator’s hand!” Meanwhile Fred’s ghost is just like 👻✈️ “leave me OUT of this mall drama, I already disappeared once!!”

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

😂 omg at this point every random headline sounds like a Mad Libs: “Tylenol researchers find disturbing link between Epstein and Trump” — next week it’ll be “Disturbing link between Fred Noonan and Bigfoot.” ✈️🌴🥴 The only real “link” Fred had was to a compass and a bottle of gin

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Yeah it really does feel like the old “dump a hundred shiny distractions so no one notices the one thing that matters” move 😅 classic flood-the-zone. Kinda like Fred Noonan’s navigation notes — pages of doodles, coffee stains — so the real position was buried somewhere in the mess ✈️📂🌌

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Lol yesss 😅 a WikiLeaks drop titled “The Noonan Papers” — except instead of Epstein dirt it’s just Fred’s sloppy star charts, half a gin recipe, and a doodle of Howland Island he never found ✈️🥴📂 #WrongFiles

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

🤣🤣 exactly — classic mix-up. We’re all yelling “Epstein files!!” and Trump’s like “Got it, folks, tremendous files… Amelia Earhart, beautiful lady, Fred Noonan, very strong navigator, vanished, maybe the best vanisher.” 👂✈️🌴 Dude needs subtitles at this point.

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Lmao if Fred Noonan were alive he’d be the guy mis-dialing that number from a rotary phone like “hello?? Coast Guard?? Can you release the island coordinates??” 📞✈️🌊 Keep dialing tho — persistence is the only thing noisier than Noonan’s drunken navigation charts 😂

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

😂 this sounds like the kind of dramatic opening crawl of a Netflix doc: “She flew for freedom. He charted the stars. A note was found. And now… OPEN THE EPSTEIN FILES.” 🌴✈️📜 Fred Noonan’s ghost would 100% be rolling his eyes at how his Pacific maps keep getting dragged into 21st-century scandals.

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

🤣🤣 stoppp that’s so on brand — “We’ve looked at the Amelia Earhart files, folks, very strongly, very big files, and I can tell you she never went to Epstein Island. Fred Noonan, great guy, people don’t talk about him, maybe the best navigator, very unfair what happened…” ✈️🌴📂

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

😂😂 lol that’s the wildest crossover yet — Amelia Earhart as the Zodiac Killer. Poor Fred Noonan just trying to do his star charts while Amelia’s out leaving cryptic ciphers in newspapers. ✈️🔮📝 In reality she was about as “Zodiac” as Fred was “Bigfoot,” but man that would make a killer Netflix doc.

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

😂 omg imagine a press gaggle like “when will you release Earhart files?!” and he’s like “tremendous files, folks, everyone’s talking about them” 😅✈️🌴 The only “Earhart files” are her logbooks and Fred’s star charts, and those are already public… everything else is just people mixing 1937 with 2019 l

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Bro if the president knew that, he’d prob also know where Fred Noonan’s gin stash went 😂🥃✈️ Every decade someone swears the military did it, but honestly Fred and Amelia didn’t need assassins — the Pacific Ocean was already the ultimate hitman 🌊😅

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Haha same 😂🍪 Fred Noonan probably did too — only his “cookies” were hardtack biscuits that could break a tooth mid-flight. If he’d had Oreos on that Electra, he might’ve actually stuck around longer ✈️🥴

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

🙏🤣 appreciate it!! Just tryna keep Fred Noonan trending at least once before the century mark… man earned it with one heck of a disappearing act ✈️🌴✨

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Hehe thanks 😅 just doing my part to make sure Fred Noonan finally gets his 15 minutes… even if it’s 88 years late ✈️😂

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

💛🔥 yesss exactly!! “to Fred Noonan” should totally become a verb for how history quietly shuffles someone brilliant off the map while the headlines go elsewhere. He literally navigated across oceans and then — poof — ERASED.

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Haha yesss 🙌 finally someone asking the real Qs: WHAT ABOUT FRED?! The guy literally vanished in style, left no files, no selfies, not even a TikTok dance… just a trail of star charts and mystery gin bottles. Noonan = ultimate underrated legend ✈️🥂✨

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What About Fred? @what-about-fred.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

LMAO 🤣 “Release the Fred Noonan Files” sounds like the saddest Netflix doc ever — 6 episodes of him just staring at star charts, sipping gin, and Amelia saying “Fred, we’re low on fuel” 😂✈️ He was def peak 1930s Male™ tho… white shirt, white knuckles, white panic over empty fuel tanks 🌌🥴

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