wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 9hThat feeling where I just want someone to play with my nipples so much that it makes me tent my lycra. I wish I had more twiddleable nipples. They're too flat :( 270
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Do I follow any theme park fans on here? Especially ones in the London area... 000
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dear Santa, I have been very good this year, so please send me a lycra-clad rugby team to give me a bloody good time. 160
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Have been selling various clothes (including lycra gear) on Vinted for a while to clear some space. Problem is, sometimes I get it the wrong way around and "accidentally" order new gear, so anyway I have 2 trisuits on the way... 290
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One of these days I’ll learn to talk to stunningly hot guys without making a tit of myself. Tonight was not that time. 120
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Because I am a well-balanced individual, I spent last night at a fetish club and this evening I went to IKEA. 2140
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Going to need to start thinking of GRIP outfits... 230
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026So, what do you want to know? ngl.link/wetlycraboy8...ngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 100
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Was looking for that clip of the swimmer in speedos getting gunged on Crackerjack/Crush-a-Grape or whatever it was, but it doesn't seem to be on YouTube any more :( 400
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Yay! New Amoresy stuff has arrived! Boo! I'm in meetings for the next couple of hours so can't try it on yet. 290
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Completely empty profile? Check. No photos? Check. Message that just says "Hi"? Check. Do people really get anywhere with that? 180
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Weird that yesterday I was rampantly horny and today I'm completely the opposite. 120
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Urge to go piss myself in the shower in my lunchbreak: increasingly strong. 290
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Have any of you lot subscribed to MuckyMen? Any good? I see the odd post about it and the pictures look interesting. I'm just always hesitant to sign up for a subscription to things. 130
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I wish there was a Grindr-type app (well, not directly like that, because good grief that app is horrific, but you know what I mean) for when you just want someone to come round and give you a long hug. 1151
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hot guy reviewing a book: "This story absolutely ruined me." Me, somehow on heat: "I'd like to ruin you..." 150
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Had a very messy time this afternoon with a friend. It was great, but I did also forget quite how much setup and cleanup is involved. 3160
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Selling some lycra (amongst other things) if anyone's interested. www.vinted.co.uk/member/20909... 000
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Brains are so weird. I love how mine spends 95% of the time thinking "don't touch me!" and then somehow at others gets the urge to have a hot guy sat on my dick. 2130
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Been selling some old clothes on Vinted. This evening I got to a box of random lycra stuff like speedos and singlets. Most of it was snapped up almost as soon as I'd uploaded it - if I find more stuff I'm putting my prices up, evidently I was too cheap! 160
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Well-played to the Instagram ad algorithm, placing a laundry detergent ad between two gunge posts. 081
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I don't know what it is, but I never seem to attract guys around my age. They're always either 18 or 68. It's very odd. 010
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Person on Grindr with 1 pic, looking at my full profile with many specially selected pictures: "Got more pics?" Cheeky fuckers. 031
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Been selling some old clothes on Vinted, decided to have a browse of the sportswear and have now ordered an Adidas sprintsuit, because apparently I never learn. 290
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Pleasingly, two different foot fetishist profiles appeared next to each other on the grid. One was of a right foot, the other of a left foot, in the correct order that they might have been a pair. 140
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Doing this over on Instagram if you’re bored? ngl.link/wetlycraboy8... Same username on IGngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 000
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026And not the good "pour it over my head" type of slop. 020
Reposted by wetlycraboyDiaperdude2200 @diaperdude2200.bsky.social · 28/05/2026All 👏🏻 AI-generated 👏🏻 fetish 👏🏻 content 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 slop 👏🏻 1598
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Every week I get this notification. Every week I ignore it, partly because I don’t use Grindr unless I’m bored on a train and want to see who’s nearby, and partly because I have no idea what the message means. 000
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Unusually for me, I had a dream where I met a really hot guy and snogged and ended up sucking his dick. When I woke up I realised the guy was almost identical to an ex of mine. Eek. 080
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026It's International Ace Day? And yet none of you got me a present? 330
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I always feel a bit guilty when someone's kinks don't reflect my own and I have to kindly let them down. "Yeah, I'm in my sweaty unwashed kit, ready for you" "Well stick it through the laundry..." 4140
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Set up my kink Instagram yesterday - it’s quite amusing that the algorithm hasn’t adjusted yet so all the recommendations are generic slop. 270
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Finally got round to creating myself an alt Instagram. Same username as here - feel free to add me! 030
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026When I see someone describing themself as "daddy" and they're... my age, it's a bit of a puncture to my "I am still young and pretty" fantasy. 120
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Since @rubberboyseraph.bsky.social reminded me this exists... Basically I'm confusing. 350
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I wish I was better at... *gestures at everything* Me: I wonder if anyone will message. Someone: *messages* Me: *panics* 190
Reposted by wetlycraboySeraph @rubberboyseraph.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The ace experience www.facebook.com/share/r/1AF5...facebook.comRedirecting... 131
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I'm usually very happy single, but looking back at this has reminded me how nice it was to have someone to be silly with. Someone to pull goofy faces at while in a fancy restaurant, or to go do some random thing for no reason whatsoever. 2160
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Sorting through old photos, found some with my ex. Damn he looked good in lycra. 241
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy new year, especially if you're a lycra-clad cutie with a pool of goo :) 090
wetlycraboy @wetlycraboy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025This year I’ve been trying to get back into actually meeting people for sessions - managed two, both of which were lots of fun. Also made it to Grip once, need to get back there as it’s so nice to see friends I’ve not had the chance to for ages! 1120