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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

When Arbys says “We have the meats” it is a promise and a warning.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ye be looking like the type of fella to enjoy store brand brown mustard on white toast. Ye be a goof!

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Blingo Zangerbe? You tell that dork to stop eating my khakis!

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Bric-a-brac knickknack i’m on the phone I want a hotdog snicky snack So I’m going home

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Favorite meals of Horror Slashers that I have decided are canon: Jason-Mac & Cheese with cut up hotdogs in it Michael Myers-Beef stew, no carrots Leatherface-Big lasagna guy Freddy-Chicken chow mein

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Seeing the Brewers drink Budweiser feels illegal

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Beanbag chair but it’s full of baked beans

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I would like to eat the “Beyond Comprehension Burger”.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I turned 45 today aka the same age as Darth Vader in ROTJ.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who the hell is Mike? Why is everyone so garbanzo over his hot honey?

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Here’s the thing though there, Chuck, what we call ”The Great Plains” is actually the midwest and “The Midwest” is actually the “Mideast”.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Got a couple 2-3-4 Millers, Kaukauna cheese, Johnsonville summer sausage and a raspberry kringle. Cheese and crackers and Green Bay Packers.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Ripped off the bat guy” Oooooooooo!!!!! #Lanterns

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Novelty item: Spicy breakfast cereal with pepper flavored marshmallows

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Insults you can feel free to use: Dang, smells like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live here…the original comic versions. *phew* It’s a stink you can feel the heat from in your pores!

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I turn 45 in a couple weeks. I’m about 73% sure Baba Yaga is coming to get me to eat my ears and throw me in the soup.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In a better world I’m sitting in a dimly lit mom & pop diner eating a French onion soup and a patty melt on marbled rye.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I miss when sports gambling was illegal. You either had to know/find a guy or do it at a casino.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Italian sausage, garlic & herb toasted bun, sautéed onions & green peppers, shredded parmesan cheese, a little marinara sauce. Green beans as a side. Ice cold orange soda.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dang dringus on his dungus broat like a bunch of turkeys. Whatevers, I’m gonna fly like an eagle.

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Man with Green Hair Shocked by Fire

ALT: Man with Green Hair Shocked by Fire

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Thank God the reign of “The Bear” winning comedy awards is over.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

PORK SOUP DUMPLINGS 👏👏👏👏👏 YOU DESERVE THEM 👏👏👏👏👏

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I hope at some point on “Lanterns” we get to see some of weird looking Lanterns, some of the jobbers.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Noodle hat. It’s a hat for when you eat noodles. There’s spaghetti sauce on the brim.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Christmas float idea: Meatball Joey. He’s exactly how you picture him to be. But he isn’t throwing candy, it’s piping hot meatballs. Just hucking em’, no curve, just straight gas.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Imitation crab, Old Bay seasoning sautéed with a garlic and herb butter then in a bowl with wild rice, a little teriyaki sauce, soy sauce, sesame seed oil. Mango lemonade for the drink. “Northern Exposure“ on the tv.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Power is out so I’m going to go loiter at the mall. Maybe eat a cookie? You never know. Might have a goof a classic Arthur H. Goofaround and get a pretzel and a mango lemonade?

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m at that age where I have to trim certain eyebrow hair because they grow faster and get longer than the others. I hate it.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Come on down and finger peruse the spooky goopy goods at Bach’s Chop Shop Emporium. Your fingers are gonna smell like celery and raisins.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Bran Stoker should’ve gotten deep into how Count Dracula feels about balloons. Cause my guess is Ol’ Dracky-Drac has very strong feelings about them in 1 direction.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Book themed restaurant menu item: Red Beans Ann Rice (red beans and rice), Shakesbeere (Shakespeare, beer shake)

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

That episode of #Lanterns was great. The writing, the acting was just great. Plus you can’t go wrong with Outkast.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The nice thing about having no traction here is I can go ahead and just say stuff. Stuff like: I’m so tired of the Carnival Halloween theme. Ooooo! Non-trademarked versions of the Joker & Harley! So scary! Ooo the big bald guy has a loud chainsaw! Scary!

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hard Mountain Dew? I prefer my Mountain Dew flaccid. Just flopping around in my cup. People out there gulping a gooseneck of hot hard Mountain Dew. Your mustache gonna get all sticky.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

*Person that created tacos finishing their first one* I am but a God now.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think life‘s unfair because no matter what I’ll never get to experience what it’s like to fall asleep inside of a little ravioli in a bowl with some sauce

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Huge fan of a bowl of buttered rice with a sauce and some veggies with an almost painfully cold glass of pop.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Cucumber sandwiches and a bowl of wild rice and a Diet Coke. I may be a beefy lil Lord, a meaty boi but I’m also a special dainty man.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I wish I was eating a peach and caramel cheesecake. I don’t want to make one nor buy one, just want to eat one and drink a cup of vanilla coffee. Or tacos with a pineapple soda.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Went to go buy all the ingredients to make a really nice crab salad, but I forgot to buy the crab. I’m not going out a third time today. It’s too hot for that nonsensical malarkey.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

People in mattress commercials always laying on their bare beds no sheets. Eee-Yuck!

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Took one of those “woke up not knowing what day it is” naps. Ugh, monday. Like, all day? Still? Gross!

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It’s just too hot outside. I got nothing clever to say. My brain feels like scrambled eggs. And don’t even get me started on my balls.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The Disney Prince concert is only 21 minutes. That’s disappointing. I wanted a full hour.

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Eric Westermeyer @westy9.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

People out here smelling like lake water, wet cinnamon and/or a handful of pennies

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