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@westsidewitch.bsky.social
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GMT🌙 🦉 You're probably sleeping, I'm probably burning sage. 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 Kellie "you're really hot froma distance" Witch. Tradwife c. 1850. Mad. 🔥

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tenderlee.bsky.social @tenderlee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hit them where it hurts the most. The money.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
James Talarico walks out to a standing ovation from 50,000 Texans at the State Fair Classic.
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every day y'all nth degree validate Valerie Solanos. Put these assholes in the hell jails they built for us.
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow it's nearly the whole movie in a long trailern
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, fuck. I'm still up butt i was shopping on hellsgate and found
Marketplace ad "creepy partying . 25$" ID da dress is creepy on a shotish person child black shoes taan pants and puffy sleeved coral dress. Pinning to something and looks like a gutter demon or we. Other hand she isIs holding a doll.dark ground. Basket 🧺 or something.
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
K night, owls. Fuck me up the ass again tomorrow— I'm going to sleep.
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen to WSPN 91.1 FM Skidmore College Radio from Saratoga Springs NY live on Radio Garden: radio.garden/listen/wspn-...
radio.garden
Listen to WSPN 91.1 FM Skidmore College Radio from Saratoga Springs NY live on Radio Garden
Listen to WSPN 91.1 FM Skidmore College Radio from Saratoga Springs NY live on Radio Garden
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bernie Sanders for President!!! (JK! Hindsight Ios2020 foolheads) youtu.be/NXss0We6cz4?...
youtu.be
Treating All People With Respect and Dignity | Bernie Sanders
YouTube video by Bernie Sanders
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Hey Siri..." "Um hmm..." (🖕) "Can you build a map in the shape of an upside pentagram that will trigger the libs consisting of any 5 (or 10⭐) or so elite ivy-league or whatever upper-educational facilities with unfettered and unresolved violent r*p*-culture issues?"
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C-REX @crexuio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CALL FOR PAPERS: Nordic Conference on Violent Extremism, 13-14 May 2027, University of Helsinki. Paper abstracts and panel suggestions: 9 October 2026. www.helsinki.fi/en/conferenc...
helsinki.fi
Nordic Conference on Violent Extremism | University of Helsinki
13–14 May 2027, Helsinki, Finland
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's up? I thought it was clear they weren't a bank but a middle agent. I love this fake bank, but now they have been boring since 1865?
Orange mailer  junk in return adteess space 
"pnc bank. Brilliantly boring since 1865 (?) "
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really get the feels when people here say goodnight, and haven't even had lunch yet. Ok, night y'all!
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Uh, oh thanks Dad? Love you too.
"Hey sweetheart, this is your dad. I' just calling to check in. I see you've got another hurricane headed your way.
Uh, hopefully it misses. Love you. Bye."
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit this is so good! #GONERS Looks like my brother myst be running the camera department. You go, bro bear!
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
vimeo.com/1230698295?f...
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GONERFEST 23 - SATURDAY (Copy)
Four Days of Rock n Roll In Memphis! September 24-27, 2026 Man or Astroman? Death Horsegirl Toody Cole & Her Band The Drags Powerplant Ryan Davis & The Roadhouse Band Jack Oblivian Gwenifer Raymond...
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
goner-records.com/pages/gonerf... Go to LIVE upper left corner of stream
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GONERFEST 23
Gonerfest 23 - Coming September 24-27, 2026. Tickets available now! Gonerfest.com
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#GONERFEST #MEMPHIS FINALE in ON! goner-records.com/pages/gonerf...
goner-records.com
GONERFEST 23
Gonerfest 23 - Coming September 24-27, 2026. Tickets available now! Gonerfest.com
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She makes more money than I do. Do dogs even pay taxes?
Brown standard poodle i. A t trench coat and red scarf. Sitting on a yellow tapestry, in front of a painting of a saltine cracker on a red ground.
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like to trick the robot into finding things I don't have the patience to search for on (?) youtu.be/09f7jnE2zwE?...
youtu.be
ABBA - SOS (BBC Seaside Special 1975)
YouTube video by AbbaVEVO
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tonight's mash-up is sponsored by Wrigley's Spearmint Gum— "The Flavor Lasts!" open.spotify.com/track/6dnco8... & open.spotify.com/track/6dnco8...
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Islands In the Stream
Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers · Greatest Hits · Song · 1982
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trying to get Sonos on an old ipad (any ideas, lmk) and after several attempts going back in time, etc., my very darling husband said "I think we just need to call Sonos" as if that is a thing anymore, but also what confidence in a solid company looks like. @sonos if you're listening 🤲 🫶
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
Learn how to get measles from a rapist
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/3WGwbZqnkwU?...
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Daddy Yankee Último Concierto “Gasolina” @ “Coliseo de Puerto Rico” San Juan, PR 3/Dic/2023
YouTube video by BORINKEN ROCKERS
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super windy so far and it doesn't look like we're gonna get spanked, but A: Do we still trust NOAA? and B: LOL
Hurricane map schedule; looks like a peenie.
https://www.staradvertiser.com/2026/09/25/breaking-news/big-island-could-see-hurricane-conditions-by-early-saturday/
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does anybody know/remember how to figure how tall a tree is from the ground?🤏 🌲
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/4fsrON...
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Stop That Train
Spanish Town Skabeats · Roll On Charles Street - Prince Buster Ska Selection · Song · 2019
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Hey mister! Throw me some:
"Program, which provides broad relief to United States row crop farmers who produce Barley, Chickpeas, Corn, Cotton, Lentils, Oats, Peanuts, Peas, Rice, Sorghum, Soybeans, Wheat, Canola, Crambe, Flax, Mustard, Rapeseed, Safflower, Sesame, and Sunflower. FBA will help address market..."

https://www.usda.gov/about-usda/news/press-releases/2025/12/08/trump-administration-announces-12-billion-farmer-bridge-payments-american-farmers-impacted-unfair
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where am I??? Take a Balloon Ride on Radio Garden. Listen, look and guess where you are! radio.garden/balloon-ride
radio.garden
Take a Balloon Ride on Radio Garden
Listen, look and guess where you are!
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dolly all day long, to behold, and to be. kutx.org
kutx.org
KUTX - The Austin Music Experience
KUTX is a full-time non-commercial music station broadcasting on 98.9 FM in Austin, Texas, and streamed worldwide at kutx.org.
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Miser @misernyc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pedestrianized 35th reaches its final, lush form
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤢 I mean- what would one expect? bit.ly/4rwdLba
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More than 160,000 pounds of meat bearing false USDA inspection labels recalled
More than 83 tons of meat are being recalled across the country because the products were not properly inspected by federal authorities and were shipped out with false inspection stickers.
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News to Remember @moments2remember.link · 25/09/2026
A startling revelation from within President Donald Trump’s family sheds light on the psychological influences that may have shaped his personality....
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Inside The Mind Of A Bully Family Member Exposes Trumps Dark Secrets
A startling revelation from within President Donald Trump’s family sheds light on the psychological influences that may have shaped his personality. Mary Trump, the president's niece and a psychologist, recently shared insights during an interview with political columnist David Rothkopf, suggesting that Trump's childhood experiences explain his current behavior as a “brat and bully.” Mary Trump described a troubling family dynamic, noting that her grandmother, who was Trump's primary caregiver, was largely absent during his formative years due to illness.
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What is up, books?
"Des Wilson in 1987 as president of the Liberal Party, holding as symbol of his office a copy of Areopagitica"

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/DesWilson1987.jpg?utm_source=en.wikipedia.org&utm_campaign=parser&utm_content=thumbnail_unscaled"
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok I've got a plan. I'm going to lassoo the (very flammable unreliable shitty invasive*) trees, and strap a chicken on the end. When the trunk flings up, bc science, I will have conquered the shit tree, and launced the feral chickens into the rich ppl hood where they have resources to deal.
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has got to fucking STOP!
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Humans are disappointing. Be better! G night.
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was gonna say "fuck it! Burn it down!" But it's raining and now the cops are gonna show up bc of the aestus or whatever you call it now.
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good bless me if I've carelessly done this twice, but wow! This is such a good podcast. open.spotify.com/episode/64KV...
open.spotify.com
S2 | Ep 3: An Alley Along Melrose
Once Upon a Time… at Bennington College · Episode
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey efficient tiny galley kitchen ppl... how wide is you foot space? This is 36" youtu.be/XpqqjU7u5Yc?...
youtu.be
Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love (Official Video)
YouTube video by beegees
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey get in losers it takes a Jacques to do quality work these days This is gorgeous and written www.ms.now/opinion/sout... Kudos msm
ms.now
Opinion | A new ’South Park’ season faces every satirist’s dilemma: roast or retreat?
Is “South Park” being brave in serving up its irreverent caricatures? Considering how many anti-Trump comics the president has harangued or punished, the answer is yes.
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Do Not Obey. We are Democracy. @zangerliberia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democrats work for US. Magagop doesn't work. Use your vote wisely. #voteBlue #voteEarly #usDemocracy #dv1 #voices4victory
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you've got Fam atoning rn, give them you're ever loving best, and tell them to keep going. It's time!
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not gonna start any conspiracy shit. I was going to be goofy and say "maybe they are pumping shit into the air" and then i remembered the effects of CO2. They are! In this house, we are exhausted.
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Robby Russell @robbyonrails.com · 20/09/2026
Reclaim your weekend. Note to self
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck! My husband just got me in a "gotcha!" moment when it comes to minivans. He is so clever. www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
facebook.com
Facebook
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Leigh Harrison Helberg @leighhelberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THE MIDTERMS HAVE STARTED. People are voting today. Check your registration. Know your deadlines. Make your plan. Don’t wait until Election Day to find a problem. Vote.org⁠
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh well youtu.be/rYEDA3JcQqw?...
youtu.be
Adele - Rolling in the Deep (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Adele
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I won't subject any of you to Rolling In The Deep, but we could have had it more. We will never again be able to have it all, like we once did.
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westsidewitch @westsidewitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I cannot tolerate Nextdoor with any bit of my brain or breath, and I am about to do something about it.
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