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Westhoff Bear

@westhoff.bsky.social
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Please, no commission solicitations or roleplay invitations. Leatherbear Extraordinaire. Big Bear. Intrepid Bruin Traveler who enjoys commissioning artists, living deep in the heart of Texas. Pfp: Acrasials Banner: Loonertick

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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Some of you may recall Smokey Bear from a previous post making my suitcase travel-ready. The camo edition needed a slightly different personality... Enter yet another Grumpy Bear Westhoff sticker, whose sole responsibility is to silently communicate: "Don't even think about gate-checking me."
Blue camouflage rolling suitcase with a large sticker of a grumpy Westhoff in a black cowboy hat centered below the telescoping handle, giving the luggage a stern, intimidating look.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Here ya go, a whole heaping helping of bruin pride! Lots of thanks over to @kodyfryzma.bsky.social for this image and hey, why don't you go back for seconds? After all this bear right here has plenty more offer.
A very suggestive digital pin-up of Westhoff, a large black anthropomorphic bear seen lounging confidently in front of a bright rainbow outline and “PRIDE” text in rainbow colors. He wears his typical cowboy hat, his smooth black leather gloves, a black leather chest harness and a jockstrap with a quite-full white cloth pouch. He gives a broad, toothy grin over his shoulder as he holds an open folding fan in gay men’s Pride colors: shades of green and teal fading through white into light blue, deep blue and purple. The pose is playful, bold, and flirty. Do enjoy the show!
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Westhoff says: You lost, partner! Just a Bear serving full fighting-game victory screen energy.
Anthropomorphic Bear Westhoff striking a fighting-game victory pose, leaning forward with one arm extended in an exaggerated finger-gun gesture toward the viewer. He wears a brown cowboy hat pulled low over one eye, a blue western shirt, dark gloves, and a belt with a western buckle. Westhoff is grinning with visible teeth and winking confidently while his opposite hand rests casually at his hip. Art by Dadotronic.com
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Westhoff’s Back. 😉
It is a picture of Westhoff, anthropomorphic extraordinaire, as drawn by Lukoi. He's shown from behind against a warm green-yellow background. He wears a brown cowboy hat and leather harness, looking back over his shoulder with a confident smirk while flexing one arm to show off his muscular back and physique. He's wearing a pair of black shorts with a big white bear's pawprint plastered over his right glute.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I genuinely cannot explain why I bought these pikashoes in the first place.
Screenshot of a PUMA return confirmation page for “PUMA x POKÉMON Fade Pikachu Unisex Sneakers” in bright yellow and black. Bear witness to my shame: the pikashoes are being returned unopened from whence they came.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Many bags look alike - please check your luggage tag for the grumpy Westhoff bear sticker to ensure you have the correct luggage." New suitcase, now with added 🐻!
Close-up of a luggage tag now complete with a grumpy Westhoff bear sticker placed on for easy identification. Yes, I am aware it is on crooked, that is just how I roll! Bear artwork by Garrodor.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Westhoff, a cute cartoon bear wearing a black cowboy hat and black gloves, smiles warmly while holding their hands together to form a heart shape around a small red heart.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"Bulford Will See You Now, But First..." Bulford appreciates those who know how to wait. Patience says more about you than words ever could. There’s a good boy.
Bulford, a dino/lizard fella with dark scales and sharp teeth, wearing a black leather jacket, gloves, and cap, holding a coffee mug and smiling confidently at the viewer. Gold name badge on the lower left of his chest reading simply 'BULFORD'
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
CW: hypnosis and transformation themes "Go On… Take a Real Good Look" Rubber Sheriff Drone Westhoff is always happy to make your acquaintance.
It's Westhoff as a rubber sheriff drone tipping his rubbery hat while being a full on rubbery being himself with a zippered maw. Has a glowing red visor with hypnotic text displayed, background also has same text displayed. I wouldn't read it too closely...it might cause...sensations. Art by Acrasials!
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I'm calling this piece, 'Simply Westhoff.' Do Enjoy. 😉
It’s an image of Westhoff, an anthropomorphic bear as drawn by the artist Lukoi, wearing a cowboy hat, black gloves and a leather harness and briefs, standing facing forward and flexing one arm. He has a generously rotund belly, a confident expression and is posed proudly against a soft green background.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Birthday wishes over to @durocpig.bsky.social today! Another year older, another year oinkier.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
While this has no real useful purpose in everyday life, I do like to practice when presented the opportunity. This go-around? 90 seconds. #tonguetied
Two cherry stems. One freshly plucked, the other in a knot. Still got it.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Santa has outsourced discipline this year. Those on the naughty list: Re-educated via the Rubber Rudolph Protocol. Naughty List next year: Absolutely booming. Happy Holidays from X-Mas Officer Westhoff Bruin! (Are you on his naught list? 😈)
Holiday-themed illustration of an authoritative anthropomorphic bear Westhoff wearing a very shiny and very leathery red Santa outfit, posed confidently. One boot rests on a very prone rubbery reindeer wearing a rubber gasmask hood with a bright red nose and multiple shiny red mask filters, suggesting playful discipline. Westhoff grins mischievously against a green patterned Christmas background filled with some fitting x-mas cheer.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
...Now why would SWA need to start itemizing ‘Carry-On’ on a boarding pass?
Southwest boarding pass listing all the usual items, including a new carry-on item that wasn't there before.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I was "Last Christmas"-ed and Carey-ed in the span of 15 minutes, and it's only Dec 4...
Bust of anthropomorphic Westhoff wearing a suit blazer with tie and leather harness over it. Also includes his cowboy hat and sunglasses with he showing a nonplussed expression.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A Bear last night in a bit of a Bowser-y mood. Hope you all had fun!
Westhoff, wearing a colorful costume inspired by Bowser from the Mario series. Wearing a horned helmet with red mohawk, a face covering featuring the lower half of a Bowser's mouth with sharp teeth. Also part of their getup is a bowser yellow jersey that says “Koopa Kings.” The background is lit with purple and pink lights, giving a fun, festive Halloween vibe.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"If you come across this post, post your sona NOT smiling" Resting Bear face. (With a whole lot of beard bestowed upon him thanks to @​​​​deadanthro.bsky.social!)
Portraiture of Westhoff, an anthropomorphic bear with a thick, luxuriant gray beard and fuzz. He wears a black leather hat with a gold rope band and currently has a neutral 'resting bear face' expression. Deadanthro gave him so much facial hair practically begs to be stroked.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I caught a wayward sock!
Anthropomorphic bear wearing fishing vest and fishing hat, holding up a sock like it's a prize possession after catching it in a body of water with a fishing pole, he is standing on a dais surrounded by golden confetti. This is a screenshot from the game Party Animals.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
"if not friend why friend shaped?"
Retro horror-novel-styled cover titled ‘Tales from After Dark’ featuring a glowing-eyed, black rubbery Westhoff as a werebear reaching forward under a full moon, with more post-converted canine-looking wearbeasts in the background. Pink slime dripping all around the image comprises the border. Book is published by 'Elastic' a play on 'Scholastic' Image is by the bestest rubber-doggo Agent!

Find the original posting right here on Furaffinity - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/52218812/
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
😈
The Killer.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
These four right here. Honorable mentions: Chrono Trigger, Ristar, EJ2, Virtua Racing 32x.
🎵DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYTONA!🎵

Box art for the Sega Saturn game 'Daytona USA' The Arcade SMASH Hit! A game played in all its 20fps (maybe) glory untold number of times.Box art for the PC game 'Portal 2,' a game I like to revisit at least once a year or so. 1) for the excellent story 2) for the excellent soundtrack 3) Cave Johnson. Additional note to the reader. The main portion of 'The Part Where He Kills You' was my phones ringtone for like....2-3 years? Box art for the Turbografx-16 version of Final Lap Twin, which is a curious game as there is a Formula-1 racing campaign component which is main focus but then there is the Quest mode. This mode was the one where I spent most of my time in my multiple replays. It's a...racing JRPG. Run around the map racing enemies, earning cash to level up your car. Increase your stats to then race the local town champions for their secret parts until you are ready to face the final challenge. A fun rainy day weekend game with a terrible password system (32 character with upper, lower, number, symbols?!?)Box art for the Sega Genesis game The Revenge of Shinobi. The gameplay, the music, the cheeky trademarked characters as bosses. Early Genesis gaming perfection.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
You see this face on your Ring doorbell, do you open the door? ;) Thanks again for this!
Phone screenshot of a gnoll portrait as done by Faust.gay on Bluesky. There are teeth, there is a large bootable nose, there is a thick spiked collar and a mane that does not quit, plus those eyes, I am sure you can trust him.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Cartoon Westhoff-bear wearing his signature cowboy hat and gloves, smiling while forming a heart shape with those gloved paws of his around a red heart.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It's that day again, 8-4. That means, Bowser Day 2025! And here is a bit of a contribution to the day thanks to Zeiros in my Gnoll koopafied to a one of Bowser-proportions! #bowserday #bowserday2025
The image shows a muscular gnoll transformed in to the style of Bowser Koopa from the Super Mario series. He has a large spiked shell, big paws with big black claws, sharp teeth, a wild black mane. He sports a tattered red loincloth to keep him civil. His stance is wide and intimidating, with arms outstretched and a fierce fang-filled grin. He's gonna get ya.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The previous post of a bear's backside did a treat. So why don't we turn a bear over and see what presents itself beyond a bruin's beaming...smile. 😈 Art by @sabertoofs.bsky.social #nsfwart
Westhoff, an anthropomorphic bear shown wearing only his signature hat and toothy smile. He is seen from a worm's eye view perspective as if looming over you all that brown fur across his rather thick form accentuated by the trail of darker-denser fuzz that runs from the top of his chest all the way down to the base of his crotch. His paws rest on his thighs showing those stubby claws of his at the end of each digit. He is nude and is in a very aroused state as his maleness is partially erect with a bead of pre at the tip with a very sizeable set of balls beneath. Art by Sabertoofs!
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Been a while since I posted some (adult) artwork here to the socials. I can think of a pic no better than this recent piece from Kronexfire over on FA capturing a Bear's best side. Don't you agree? #nsfwart
Westhoff, an anthropomorphic bear shown wearing a leather harness, leather gloves, leather hat and a jockstrap with a blue leather pouch with black trim. He is seen from a low rear angle outdoors putting his backside on display as he is shown pulling down the waistband of his jockstrap in a sensual suggestive manner, the waistband midway across his backside. Westhoff is looking at you in a confident manner knowing you're watching. Art by Kronexfire.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Have a bear. :)
Anthropomorphic bear Westhoff standing with legs shoulder-length apart wearing leather apparel to include a blue leather uniform shirt and black leather pants along with knee-high leather boots. He's holding a rubber flogging device between his gloved paws as he has his head turned upward in a bit of a coy smile as to whom might be at the other end of it. Along with him is his loyal Boothound Dantes with inky midnight fur and kneeling on kneepads, wearing purple leather shorts and black leather mitts on his paws, atop his head are tall ears pointing to the sky and a purple ballcap. The Boothound looks towards his bear with admiration.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Reference sheet of a werewolf character.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Impending Bear's hug coming soon to a convention near you! New bruinbadge by @cooner.art Thanks again!
Badge pinned to a backpack depicting Westhoff an anthropomorphic bear wearing a leather cowhide brown wide-brimmed hat with denim overalls and button-up light-blue long sleeve shirt with the arms rolled up, he wears a black leather belt with silver buckle and black tall lace-up boots on his feet. He's in a pose that suggest he's about to run up and hug the stuffing out of you.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LoTR)
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
An enjoyable weekend trip and now soon back home.
Picture taken at Airport of a Boeing 737 in Southwest livery through an airport window with a blurry ticket and suitcase handle blurry in the foreground.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Watched the Nintendo Direct this morning for Switch 2 preorder info fully knowing fully well that it's going to be used exclusively for playing Animal Crossing.
Screenshot of my playtime indicating that I've put in 445+ hours into perfecting my Animal Crossing: New Horizons island. SW-4165-5440-4144
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Who's That Pokémon?!? (Work notebook fan decided that it did not in fact want to be a fan any longer and imploded. Removing all the stickers before dropping it in the mail. Some stickers have left their mark more than others.)
Notebook lid of a Dell notebook, simulated carbon fiber texture and the ghostly faint outlined area in the center surrounding the Dell logo of a sticker that has been removed.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
With more animation. (Thanks to @dinosaucy.bsky.social on the assist!)
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"Shh! Don't tell anyone... but it's @durocpig.bsky.social birthday today!" Says the Oinkoid Gyroid
Animated Gif. Animal Crossing: New Horizon's Oinkoid Gyroid doing its thing by undulating too and fro, puffing out and sucking in.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Thank you kindly! 💙 Regret? Nah, bring it on. ;)
A large brown bear in the snow. Broad face and body are lightly coated in snow. His mouth is wide open in either surprise or elation, take your pick. I do not believe he is trying 'to build a snowman.' Sadly I don't know the original source of this photo.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Bolo on the following imposter account for Smitizen soliciting 'free merch' in bsky DMs. True account is @​bsky.smitizen.com.
Private post soliciting to click a link to fill out a sponsor survey to receive free merchandise. This is an imposter account. The true account is Smitizen@bsky.smitizen.com
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Remember kids, when Nana says to eat your vegetables. Do so...or else! (What's a bit of friendly collateral strikes between teammates? :)
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Congrats and thank you for the opportunity.
A runewolf reference sheet.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Bear is round and about here at #BLFC2024!
Westhoff's badge for BLFC 2024. Here is the thing. I don't remember typing the 'Exoplanetary Bearonaut' on the reg form. But that's ok, I'll take it!
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
So... That happened. I certainly don't know about the whole 'official' part, but might continue streaming... sporadically.
Notification Center
Twitch
8m ago
First stream, done
You're officially a streamer. Now become a legend.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
A curiosity came across me: I've been putting a fair bit of hours into Party Animals recently along-side @durocpig.bsky.social. Wondering how many bsky moots also play as well? (And the possibilities that might have randomly brawled against some of ya out there.) partyanimals.com
Title screen of the game "Party Animals," the game's description from Wikipedia. Party Animals is a multiplayer physics-based brawler/party video game developed by Recreate Games and published by Source Technology. Image showing the in-game character selection screen lockeroom showing a variety of cats and dogs (and an owl) of various states of dress.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bsky User #381,616 and very glad to be here.
Westhoff Bear #381,616. In the first 10% of registered Bluesky users.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Saturday Afternoon Sightings with @durocpig.bsky.social. "King of the Parc", Converse Texas
"King of the Parc" 40ft stag statue made of scrap metal and other assorted metal parts. Located in Converse, Texas
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
A notice so nice they repeated it twice!
398FRP tape holding open the window shade on an exit row seat with hand written message of 'do not use.'
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
All sorts of boo. Well, it was utterly convenient while it lasted for visits to The Boothound. :)
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack.
Screen grab from the opening chase scene of Baby Driver.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
A good preventative maintenance schedule is vitally important to the upkeep of a drone. Updated routines, realignment of protocols, tuning mechanicals to optimal chassis performance. Cyber bear insists there is always more to extract out of the chassis. (Art by @cyberwuff.bsky.social )
Two cybernetic beings, a sheriff bear and a drone canine. Drone canine has their chest piece open revealing circuitry and other complex elements within. The Cyber bear smokes a cigar staring at his creation through a red lensed visor, tablet in hand with all the parameters ready to be adjusted.
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Westhoff Bear @westhoff.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
With how hot is has been out lately have a lynx taking a moment to escape the heat dippin' his feet into the nearby pool. (Art by @kahlu.bsky.social )
Lynx wearing a straw hat and sunglasses dressed in Blue swimshorts lounging by the pool https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57152208
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