Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Waves from the back of the room, hi there. I miss lots of you xx 5180
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Check out WISE SAM GANGEES - NZ Short Film by Stefan Roesch on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/ste...kickstarter.comWISE SAM GANGEES - NZ Short FilmWhen a grieving father partakes in a Lord of the Rings fan gathering he is given the salvation he never knew he needed. 020
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Omg I get to meet my granddaughter finally in the morning. She is five months old already.New York is far too far away from New Zealand, they just left LAX a couple of hours ago 😍😍 5420
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Dear diary, day 78 of unsuccessfully petitioning for a pair of Valais black nose sheep or a pair of mini Highland cows, may have to make the Universe cupcakes as a bribe. 170
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Good morning from New Zealand, my jet setting four year old grandson who lives in New York flew to Paris yesterday, he did tell me he was going but I assumed it was just kids being kids 🤣🤣🤣 040
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Hi, I know I am not here much but wanted to wave anyway. I am mainly on Instagram and threads these days. Bluesky and I never gelled. I am in the process of exiting X\Twitter as well 3120
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I am not at work today,yay me. I am however getting messsges saying “where are you” “I need you why aren’t you here “ 😂 Nice to be missed but I would rather be where I am thanks ☺️ 050
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I was meant to go see Hamnet on Friday with a bunch of Shakespearean actors from the Pop up Globe only now I can’t make it. 😭😭 “Expectation is the root of all heartache” 070
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Fk cancer, one friend has had good news though so happy for them but another it's not good news and I am not sure how to process 😕 030
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Someone called my dog a furry paperweight today. I mean they’re not wrong but even so 😂 Dog tax attached 3221
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Why does seven year old me look like I wandered straight out of a Guillermo del Toro film. Solemn, slightly haunted, and I absolutely know where the secret door is. 🫣🤫 Yes it was hand colored, my Mum did it on a black and white photo. 4360
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Just hearing Tim Shadbolt has died, my Dad ( who died a long time ago ) was his “mate “ I remember we had a copy of Bullshit and Jellybeans at home. Another part of my childhood memories gone. Tim was iconic in a very Kiwi way. RIP Timbo 070
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Yesterday I called my friend a silver fox and he replied, “more like a weathered badger” tea literally sprayed onto the table when I laughed. Obviously I can never talk to him again lol 090
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I just sent a text that said Gappy Anniversary to my friend, apparently I made a whole table full of people laugh.Skills 🤣🤣 ( and poor typing) 130
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Did you wake up and think someone had given you a pair of Valais black nose sheep then spend the rest of the day sad because it was a dream, or are you normal? Asking for a friend 😊 170
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I made myself cry over a fictional character that I had to kill off just end his story, now I honestly feel awful I did that,as he would have said, "get a grip Wendy" lol. Btw don't ask to read it, this will never see the light of day ( and neither will he anymore 🤣🫣) 1100
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Someone told me “ oh yeah I am doing Christmas alone too, just me, my husband and the kids. Sorry what lol Mam I am not sure you know what alone means! 2200
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I hope you all have a great day. I got up and Santa hasn’t been so went back to bed with tea and toast. 1110
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Oh my goodness, the cake has arrived and she is majestical 😍😍 The perfect summer cake.Lemon tiramisu with pistachio crumble topping. I really don't want to cut it!! 0110
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Got home invaded yet again lol. There were two of them just flying around the living room when I came out to put the kettle on. Good thing I am in cleaning mode. Now they are sitting on the deck wondering why I kicked them out. Sir this is a Wendy's 🤣 070
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Last day of work this week done! I get to stay home tomorrow and clean my house. Three different people gave me Christmas presents and I might be wrong but I am sensing a theme 🤣🤣 3200
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I just won a big cake that is being delivered on Christmas Eve YAY but also oh no now I have to eat said big cake all by myself because I’m going to be alone with it, just you and me cake 🍰🤣🤣🤣 Lemon Tiramisu 😍 4310
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Christmas postcawwwds ready for people at work tomorrow ( see what I did there) 1100
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Rewatching Stranger Things and couldn’t figure out why Eleven’s biological aunt looked so familiar. It’s because I spent a whole day filming with her on Sweet Tooth ( duh) 060
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Celebrating surviving another year of preschool ( my secondary job ) The world is healing, asked for two potato fritters and got four, as is the way. 0270
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I have to wear a Christmas tshirt to preschool today, they have obviously never met. Colourful tshirt with writing on it, yikes. 🖤🖤 030
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Waves, I have nothing positive to say so waving it is 🖐🏻 Christmas shouldn’t be this stressful. 0100
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Trying to prove I don’t know someone because there are “no pictures” online of us together is the stupidest take I have heard in a while. I rarely if ever take photos when I am with friends in real time enjoying each others company. Most pics of me with others were forced red carpet/ premiere pics 😂 020
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Happy Sunday or as I call it , my Monday. First day of my work week. One day weekends are not a good balance but neither is starving to death so… off to the mines for me 060
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Happy Saturday to most of you 👋😄 I am finally getting to see a friend today after a year of trying to coordinate our schedules lol, adult friendships are very calendar based sometimes 🤣 I get to “pay” for lunch using a voucher I won too so winning all round. 1190
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 11/12/2025This is too good not to share @janecopland.bsky.social owns Tolkiens house in Oxford and got this in the mail today 🤣 130
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Yesterday a four year old visitor at the Museum told me my name badge was wrong and that isn’t how you spell Wendy. Ok WENDI, if you say so😂 Wendy is practically obsolete as a name now so I was VERY surprised to meet a 4 year old by that name ( even if her mother spelled it wrong 🤣) 2151
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Go Kate, SO deserved 😍media.tenor.coma woman in a blue dress holding a skullALT: a woman in a blue dress holding a skull 060
Reposted by Wendy AndresenRachael King @rachaelking70.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I’m just finishing off the third in the Violet and the Velvets series and it has inadvertently become an anti-AI manifesto that I hope will sow some seeds of distrust in children who are future adults (and encourage them to call shit out). 2439
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Peanut REALLY hates it when he realizes we are about to go back inside after a walk so he does the dig in paws, go limp refuse to walk thing, he forgets he weighs 1.2 kgs and I can pick him up with one hand 🤣 6250
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 27/11/2025When people think you're an extrovert and always act surprised when you tell them otherwise. My work end of year party is happening right now, I am at home and it's my Friday night 🤣 3270
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Lol I just told my friend I was at work eating gummies and he thought I meant *edibles 😅 🙃 🤣 I am eating gummy snakes and milk bottles !! 070
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 22/11/2025That thing where something or someone has made you so mad you leave the room quickly but your robe sleeve catches on the door handle so you just look like an idiot 😂😂. *definitely was not me 1131
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 22/11/2025lol talking to friends today and more than a few of them are a bit worse for the wear.NZ screen awards aftermath 😆😂 050
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I asked AI a bunch of questions that I knew the right answers for, it got 80 percent of everything wrong. It attributed me with things I definitely don't have anything to do with lol ( and yes it was definitely me not someone else with the same name) Scary how wrong it was on several fronts. 020
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 08/11/2025My one day weekend is over, there is a huge Lego display day tomorrow at work so that is my “Monday “ also known as Sunday to everyone else lolmedia.tenor.coma boy is laying in a pile of lego bricks with a sticker that says ' lego ' on itALT: a boy is laying in a pile of lego bricks with a sticker that says ' lego ' on it 1100
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Bloody fireworks and a dog near by is absolutely losing it’s mind barking. Poor thing 170
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Happy Movember from the MOTAT (Museum of Transport and Technology, Auckland, New Zealand) Mustache on point. 2142
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Happy Beltane Southern Hemisphere folks. It's Friday morning here,get your spring on. 2216
Reposted by Wendy AndresenGrumpy @grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Kia ora, Aotearoa BS, we've got a small request for help. A lot of Pōneke BS and Twitter folk know Beckie, and she's always been ridiculously generous with her time, knowledge, and support for others, so hopefully we can help with a bit of karmic balance givealittle.co.nz/cause/beckie...givealittle.co.nzBeckie's Fund-raiser For A Partial DentureBeckie needs a partial denture to restore function and visual alignment of her bottom teeth. 54741
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 28/10/2025FK cancer, hug your loved ones. 😭 Just heard some heartbreaking news from a friend. Life is so unpredictable 😞 060
Wendy Andresen @wendywings.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I took today off instead of getting time and a half and a day in lieu. One can only do so many “bubble weekends “ without losing their mind completely and I have very little left as it is🤣 I roasted a chicken last night and that felt like a luxury, the time to actually cook. 050