Sign in

The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘

@welshaspossible.bsky.social
1.4K followers 400 following 1.7K posts

As Welsh as possible under the circumstances. ProEU #Rejoin If you need me you'll find me drinking Belgian beer, making jewellery or sewing. You can always tell in which order I've done these things by how straight my topstitching is.

PostsRepliesMedia
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does Kash Patel always, in every single photograph, look like he's trying to pass a kidney stone without anyone noticing?
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump just hates it when fellow rapists are held accountable.
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No fatties or weirdos though eh Pete
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am staggered that a man with only one head could be this fucking stupid. Then you hear the word "republican" and it all falls into place.
030
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good lord that's 3 of the most glaikit gobshites I've ever seen in my life! That one shared brain cell is working as hard as it can and it's barely keeping the lights on. I can almost chew the stupid from halfway around the world.
021
Reposted by The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘
Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
291527228
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shouldn't every headline just read "Trump Blethers Shite"?
140
Reposted by The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘
Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
442230730
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And it's not like those consequences weren't really fucking blindingly obvious either.
A sign reading "well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions"
030
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Has Natalie got a 3d printer now? Is that what she's shucking around in that giant kit bag along with Trump's diapers?
010
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christ! No wonder he's become resistant to war crimes.
010
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If Bo French can't trace his own Native American ancestry prior to 1492 he can shut the fuck up, and if he's genuinely against the displacement of Americans by foreigners then he can fuck off back to wherever his family came from.
1211
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Poor Ed Sheeran seems to feel like he's somehow been the victim of a genocide. He'd have been better off saying fuck all rather than whining now. Fuck off Ed. Fuck all the way off and take your good friend Robert Kraft, and your booking agent Casey Wasserman (both in the Epstein Files) with you.
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This isn't even close to a day late and a dollar short. Sheeran is not only a gutless, simpering coward, but is clearly also a fucking moron with a team of fucking morons representing him. Perhaps good people won't work for you when you're pals with genocide-enabling sex offenders like Robert Kraft.
011
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kash Patel always looks like he's trying to pass a kidney stone and is hoping nobody notices.
010
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is certainly unmatched for corruption
010
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What an absolute shocker. Robert Kraft the sex offending slimy creep and close friend of war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu turns out to also be a genocide-enabling, lying prick. I have just audibly gasped from no fucking surprise whatsoever.
080
Reposted by The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘
Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fixed that story about Sir Jim Ratcliffe on the BBC.
Picture of man smiling with tea-mug. Headline reads: "Non-Billionaire who actually lives in the UK and pays its taxes says he has lost confidence in the super-rich", with sub-header: 'One of Britain's taxpayers says he has lost confidence in billionaires, describing them as "on the take"".
18751215
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He is really REALLY obsessed with other men's genitals. He must go to sleep dreaming of cock and wake up thinking of cock. He doesn't seem able to go more than a few hours without announcing some bizarre cock-related policy. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHOW THIS FUCKER THE CLOSET DOOR.
040
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cunts of a feather stick together
010
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kudos to his taxidermist though, and all animatronics experts involved in his miraculous resurrection.
020
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Putin: "A vote for me is sweet of you but really not necessary..." 🤣
010
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It'll be rambling nonsense, lies, misogyny and racism, all of it slurred and mispronounced. But anything short of him shitting into his hand and flinging it into the audience, before getting his head stuck in a bucket, will be hailed as life-affirmingly presidential by his moronic cult members.
010
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm very much looking forward to seeing that woman who put the cat in a wheely bin singing the hits of Gary Glitter as Sheeran's warm-up act.
030
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd be tempted in with a doughnut so you win there I think
020
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Schadenfreude's having a tremendous week, love to see it. Free Palestine. And Fuck Ed Fucking Sheeran who can fuck off until there's no more off left to fuck. And he can take his bland ditties, his simpering non-apology and his sex-offender mate Bob Kraft with him. Cunts of a feather stick together.
050
Reposted by The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘
Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone remember that time when two fighting aged men living at those barracks ran amok and assaulted a member of the public.... why didn't Piddington declare independence then I wonder? www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2324828...
oxfordmail.co.uk
Soldiers banned from every pub in Bicester after 'dreadful' attack on civilian
Bradley Barr and Owen Thomas, both 20, were given community orders
851352442
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is there a screen or a stage? Or is what happens on that couch the actual show?
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not sure he's going to have a choice at this rate.
020
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm sure Kid Rock can step in to support Sheeran, and that dippit, talentless skank pretending to find Kash Patel attractive is probably free and has access to military aircraft to get along at short notice.
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your man looks like he's shit himself and is trying to decide whether he thinks it's a good thing or a bad thing.
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck off you cowardly, genocide-enabling, bap-faced little prick. Go and cry to your rapey Epstein-implicated, sex offending billionaire mate and stop trying to backtrack now you realise that the entire world suddenly sees who you really are.
010
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have heard Hegseth called "latently homosexual" in the past, but I'm more sure every day that they actually meant "blatantly"
010
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perhaps Lisa Nandy could put her money where her runaway gob is and go live in the new People's Republic of Piddington. They'll be desperate for immigrants once they've eaten all their pets and I'm sure she'll get a There's-Good-Eating-On-Her fast-tracked visa.
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
030
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I do hope they've already got extensive barter systems in place in readiness for when that bloke up the street wants to exchange all his wife's jewellery for 3 potatoes and a single black market pork chop of indeterminable origin.
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sure, but it speaks volumes about what a cowardly little prick he is that he'd rather shaft his longtime friend than stand with him. And I use the word "friend" there quite wrongly.
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Bluesky really needs a sarcastic font
1110
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Huge if true!!!!!
150
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm just assuming you've spelled "raw sewage" wrong.
000
Reposted by The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘
thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
564213484651
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Tom Homan is so pro-Israel why does he look like he's constantly sweating off a hot pork lunch?
022
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well Pete, it's a GOP Congress, so they've probably been busy hiding the Epstein Files, taking away women's rights, covering up that Dear Leader is a drooling sex-pest who spends his working life asleep, and pretending Natalie Harp isn't the deranged parasitic harpy she so clearly is.
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How can a man with only one head be *this* fucking stupid.
3721
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let's not be surprised that disingenuous wankstain Jenrick is being a disingenuous wankstain.
020
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be fair, given that he took an actual hooker to the memorial service, him falling asleep was about the least disrespectful thing he did.
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You've spelled "terrorists" wrong you fascist-enabling prick.
011
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I mean, if he's going to bring a whore to the ceremony then falling asleep halfway through is the lesser of two disrespectful evils really.
030
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seems perfectly on brand to me
000
The Fucking Bitch of the Welsh 🫘 @welshaspossible.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Robert Jeffress's Grindr messages and Epstein files being leaked in 3...2...1...
090