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The Wellington Skellington (Ngāpuhi, Ngāti Kahu, Pākehā). He/him/ia. Biscuit Tin Enthusiast. Aotearoa New Zealand.

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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 11h
No matter how bad a day might get, it's always redeemable if you buy a new book.
A hand holds up a copy of The Valley of Unlikely Acquaintances by Terri Te Tau
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 26/09/2026
Can't believe I was on the fence about getting this, I'm an hour in (just finishing up the prologue) and hot damn it's great so far. All doubts, banished.
The title screen of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 24/09/2026
Back pain progress: I'm able to stand up long enough to make a coffee for the first time in a week. Thankfully I think the painkillers have masked the caffeine withdrawal symptoms.
A cup of black coffee in a mug styled after the NZ Parliament Biscuit Tin
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 19/09/2026
I'm not ENTIRELY sure what to do with this knowledge.
A screenshot from Wikipedia. Text reads:
Series 1

    "As the Scarecrow Flies" (4 October 1987) - Aunt Sally & Worzel fly to New Zealand; and meet the Crowman
    "The Sleeping Beauty" (11 October 1987) - Worzel meets Mickey & Manu; and go to find Aunt Sally at the Piwakawaka Museum
    "Full Employment" (18 October 1987) - Worzel runs off with Rooney's drum, then consequently gets used as a clothes prop
    "Worzel's Handicap" (25 October 1987) - Worzel causes chaos at the Golf Club
    "King of the Scarecrows" (1 November 1987) - Worzel names a scarecrow whose on his post, and the Travelling Scarecrow Maker visits the Crowman
    "Ten Heads Are Better Than One " (8 November 1987) - Worzel, Mickey & Manu rescue Worzel's heads from the Museum, that have been sent over from England
    "Worzel to the Rescue" (15 November 1987) - Worzel goes to rescue Aunt Sally from the Travelling Scarecrow Maker
    "Slave Scarecrow" (22 November 1987) - Worzel falls into the clutches of the Travelling Scarecrow Maker
    "The Traveller Unmasked" (29 November 1987) - Aunt Sally attempts to rescue Worzel from the Travelling Scarecrow Maker
    "A Friend in Need" (6 December 1987) - It's Worzel's birthday, and he's planning a tea party
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 19/09/2026
She's unsure about the strange new scent (Deep Heat) but at least she's trying.
Hester Cat, a fluffy tabby, with a suspicious expression on her faceHester Cat, a fluffy tabby, with a suspicious expression on her face
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 19/09/2026
Sure I'm lying on the floor unable to move due to back pain, but at least Hester is taking this opportunity to share in my weekend activities.
Hester Cat, a fluffy tabby, sits under the coffee table.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 16/09/2026
In OTHER good news, I arrived home to discover I was the recipient of this weighty wizardly tome
A copy of Ars Magica Definitive Edition A copy of Ars Magica Definitive Edition inside its slipcase
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 16/09/2026
My outfit was nice today at least. And I've been sporting this Te Wiki o Te Reo Māori lapel pin which I feel is pretty sharp
A frazzled looking Dave wearing a tweed jacket, blue blazer, blue waistcoat, and dark blue tie with red and white flowers A closeup of the aforementioned blue blazer, with a Te Wiki o Te Reo Māori lapel pin
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 16/08/2026
I love videogames for their escapist power fantasies, such as making pourover coffee and having a cat stare at you.
A screenshot from Persona 5 Royal, Joker is making coffee
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 15/08/2026
Time to continue engaging in a varied and eclectic mix of games and other media, as a balanced diet is very importa— fuck it, Persona 5 time, you knew where I was going with this
The title card of Persona 5 Royal
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 15/08/2026
Well, that's P4G done and dusted. Didn't enjoy it quiiiiite as much as P3R, but still had a good time. Always interesting to engage with small-c conservative media, too.
The start of the end credits of Persona 4 Golden The cast of Persona 4 Golden, with the word "Fin." Overlaid in yellow in the lower right hand corner.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 13/08/2026
SUCCESS
A screenshot showing that I am successfully listening to the hidden track on the new Phoebe Bridgers album
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 13/08/2026
There is a secret track on the new Phoebe Bridgers album featuring Isaac Wood (!!!!) and Conor Oberst and I am going mad trying to get my CD-RW to work out how to access it, this rules, it's like I'm 17 again (I know it's there because it's hidden on the cd cover when you shine a blacklight on it)
The interior of Phoebe Bridgers' "Lost Weekend"The interior of Phoebe Bridgers' "Lost Weekend" with a blacklight shining on it, revealing secret knowledge.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 12/08/2026
You can tell I've been extremely unwell by the fact that this is my first coffee since... Friday, I think? But if you're wondering why you haven't heard from me in days, it's because I've been basically out of touch with everyone.
A cup of coffee, a carafe of coffee
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 05/08/2026
Goodbye Lara really speaking to me this week though.
A screenshot from Sayonara Lara. Subtitle reads: "But... It's just so exhausting."A screenshot from Sayonara Lara. Subtitle reads: "That's right. That's the job."A screenshot from Sayonara Lara. Subtitle reads: "Work is torture."
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 02/08/2026
I'm never going to need to appear on camera for a work meeting ever again. Nobody will be able to tell the difference.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 01/08/2026
Also found this, which is a historical curiosity rather than a good book, but I'm very pleased to have a copy now (the first Star Wars EU novel, written in 1978 as a possible cheap sequel if the film didn't do well enough)
Splinter of the Mind's Eye by Alan Dean Foster
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 01/08/2026
It's been a truly insane week at work, and next week promises to be similarly bullshit, but everything is redeemed by finding two of my favourite books at a second-hand shop this afternoon.
Declare - Tim Powers Last Call - Tim Powers
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 20/07/2026
Had the day off of work due to getting a cold at some stage over the weekend, game immediately giving me some validation at my choice.
A scene from Persona 4 Golden. The dialogue box reads "People who are sick should stay in bed"
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 20/07/2026
P4G it is — I think I'll enjoy the remake a lot eventually, but I'm having a good time regardless.
A scene from Persona 4 Golden A scene from Persona 4 Golden
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 19/07/2026
🥹
The very start of Persona 3 Reload's end credits
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 19/07/2026
Straw Poll: just about finished with P3R — what next?
The home screen of my Nintendo Switch. It shows that I now own Persona 3 Reload, Persona 4 Golden, Persona 5 Royal, and Persona 3 Portable. Also Unicorn Overlord, because it was on a good sale.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 16/07/2026
Had an extremely lovely dinner at Rita last night. First time dining there, and now I'm trying to work out if I can make it back before their final service in December.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 14/07/2026
I've found it extremely difficult to do much reading these past 8 months or so — my last job really did a number on my brain*. But I picked up a couple of battered secondhand Conan collections, and fuck yeah that's the stuff.
Dave's hand holds up four collections of Conan short stories. The only visible cover features a Frazetta painting of Conan wrapping his thighs around the throat of a ravening ape wearing a red cloak. "Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars – Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyperborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingara with its chivalry, Koth that bordered on the pastoral lands of Shem, Stygia with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hyrkania whose riders wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest kingdom of the world was Aquilonia, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet.""Becoming fed up with the City of Thieves (and vice versa) Conan wanders westward to the capital of Zamora, Shadizar the Wicked. Here, he hopes, the pickings will be richer. For a time he is, indeed, more successful in his thievery than he had been in Aren-jun although the women of Shadizar quickly relieve him of his gains in return for initiating him into the arts of love. Rumors of treasure send him to the nearby ruins of ancient Larsha, just ahead of the squad of soldiers sent to arrest him."
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 04/07/2026
I'd have paid $4.50 for this at a sushi place in town. And I made my own, for basically free* (ignore the cost of the expensive sushi rice. And, uh, the fun rice seasonings from Japan Mart. And, uh, the several hundred bucks I spent on the rice cooker itself.)
A homemade onigiri.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 04/07/2026
These fluffy logic Japanese rice cookers are extremely high tech. And I didn't realise how literal the brand name would be.
A photo of Hester Cat, a fluffy tabby, sitting in a Tiger Rice Cooker box
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 29/06/2026
Folks, you can't beat it on a good day. Which of course they surely all are.
The Bluebridge Ferry sails out into the Wellington harbour just after sunrise Wellington Harbour, resplendent on a good day
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 27/06/2026
Got some sake to send Kamiina Botan off properly. I didn't expect Yearning Anime Alcohol Lesbians to be my favourite show of the season, but in retrospect I probably should have done.
A can of Night Swim sake sits next to a small ceramic mug.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 26/06/2026
Got the very last half pint of Flow State! And you're right, this is phenomenal. And you're also right that it's a shame to miss each other!
A half pint of Flow State, a dark beer with a substantial band of foam head at the top.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 26/06/2026
Survived the first month of my job, celebrating by drinking a beer then going home and not leaving the house all weekend.* Pictured: celebratory beer, views from my office (not from today). (*Mostly doing washing and catching up on anime)
A tasting glass of a very dark, very delicious beerSunrise over the Wellington harbour Sunrise over the Wellington harbour / Frank Kitts Park
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 17/06/2026
Sorry lads I'm afraid it's terminal
A screenshot from Persona 3 Reload. It's very green. There's a full moon, a sinister tower, and a train.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 17/06/2026
I regret to inform you that I might be a Persona Guy now
The title screen of Persona 3: Reload
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 11/06/2026
The Duality of Man
A screenshot of Dave's YouTube Music new releases tab, showing Deliquescence by Swans and you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love by Olivia Rodrigo. On the left of the image there's a sliver of the cover of the new Mountain Goats single
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 08/06/2026
So on a rainy, miserable Monday night I trudged to San Fran and experienced a life-changing 90 minutes of radical decolonial politics delivered via spoken word poetry and sick jazz. If you're in Auckland, go see him at the Tuning Fork tomorrow.
Aaron Shaw plays the saxophone Carlos Niño plays the Aztec Death Whistle while also playing percussion. Aaron Shaw plays saxophone in the foreground An audience sits on the floor staring transfixed at Saul Williams on stage.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 08/06/2026
"There is a responsibility that comes with bearing witness." Saul Williams & Carlos Niño & Friends were radically, shatteringly, unimaginably good. Saul Williams has been my favourite rapper for over a decade, and I only found out a few days ago he was playing his first ever Aotearoa gig tonight.
Saul Williams sits on a stage, reciting radical poetry Saul Williams sits on a stage, accompanied by Carlos Niño and friends, raising his hand in the air and reciting radical poetry
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 07/06/2026
...the game is way harder than it was when I was an 8 year old just using my hideously over-levelled starter to sweep everything in my path.
A screenshot from Pokemon Fire Red showing a freshly evolved Charmeleon. The text box reads "Congratulations! Your Burnard evolved into CHARMELEON!"
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 07/06/2026
I picked up the rerelease of Pokemon Fire Red over the weekend, and have been having quite a bit of fun with it. But it's also extremely funny to me that by trying to play "properly" (that is, levelling all my dudes and swapping new mons in regularly)...
The title screen of Pokemon Fire Red, displayed on a large modern TV
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 23/05/2026
I'm contributing to the conversation
An image of some kind of Star Trek ship with the text "This is the one that has the salamanders right I have never seen star trek"
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 22/05/2026
Sometimes you are buying a book at Arty Bees and then halfway through the conversation you spot a different book on the shelf behind the counter and end up giving yourself a very lovely present.
A copy of Marian Maguire's The Labours of Herakles and a copy of J G Ballard's The Drowned World.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 20/05/2026
similar bill can be introduced again until the next calendar year. Hell, let it languish on the order paper til the first members' day of 2028, and prevent this sort of shit til '29. #NZPOL
Text reads:
A bill may not be introduced, nor may notice be given to enter a member’s bill into the ballot (see 36.5.1), if it is the same or the same in substance as a bill that received or was defeated on first, second, or third reading in the same calendar year.[19] The purpose of this rule is to ensure that the House is not repeatedly asked to reconsider a matter it has already decided.

A bill has been considered to be the same in substance where it replicated the provisions of an earlier bill and only changed the entity responsible for acting under the bill.[20] A second bill can be introduced with similar provisions to one already before the House if that bill has not received a reading earlier in the calendar year.[21] Two bills can seek to achieve a similar outcome by policies that are so different as to merit the House allocating time to consider the proposals separately. Such bills would not be considered the same in substance.[22]

The rule against proposing a bill that is the same in substance as another does not arise if the question was never actually put to the House, even if the question had been proposed (for example, if the debate on the bill was adjourned and the bill was then withdrawn), as the bill has not received a reading or been defeated. In that case, another bill that is the same in substance is in order.[23]

A bill may be introduced to repeal an Act passed earlier in the same session or year.[24]
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 20/05/2026
Anyway it's a real challenge to be newly (publicly) apolitical today, so here's a Hester instead. Support your friends, support your political party, make sure to vote, and get engaged however you can.
Hester Cat, a fluffy tabby, lurks half in shadow.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 20/05/2026
I'll stand up bravely and say it: Anime Is Good. My new job means I have to cut down on NZPOL posting for the foreseeable future, so, uh, I guess stay tuned for more weeb-postin'. And photos of Hester, of course. 5/5
Hester Cat, a fluffy tabby, sits in box that is only just big enough to fit her.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 20/05/2026
Same but Nanami (also Anthy)
A simpsons meme. Homer Simpson with Kiryuu Nanami's head poorly photoshopped on reads out a note to a blue haired TV executive. Text reads "One -- Nanami needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine."A simpsons meme. Homer Simpson with Kiryuu Nanami's head poorly photoshopped on reads out a note to a blue haired TV executive. Text reads "Two -- whenever Nanami's not on screen, the other characters should be asking 'Where's Nanami?'"
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 20/05/2026
My Dad reading this edition to me when I was six was my first encounter with Tolkien. It wasn't, as I'm sure you can tell, my last.
A copy of an illustrated 50th anniversary edition of The Hobbit is held up in front of a bookshelf filled with Tolkien books. The cover features an illustration of Smaug the Magnificent, a large red dragon, crouched on a pile of treasure.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 12/05/2026
Grappling with a moderately difficult choice, distracting self with pasta.
A bowl of grated pecorino romano cheese A skillet filled with rigatoni and guanciale The previous skillet, still filled with rigatoni and guanciale, with a pile of grated pecorino romano dumped on top A bowl of pasta alla gricia
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 08/05/2026
Happy Piccolo Day to all who celebrate
A still from an episode of Dragon Ball. Demon King Piccolo (a green Alien) smirks and declares that May 9th will be celebrated as Piccolo Day
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 07/05/2026
(Image with alt text)
Text reads: "The Bill will:

    support economic growth and regional jobs on conservation land
    cut red tape and speed up decision-making
    reinvest revenue directly into conservation and visitor infrastructure
    provide clearer, more consistent processes for applying Treaty obligations"
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 03/05/2026
I just realized that I've inadvertently left the house wearing two bits of Star Wars merch. Which means I'm accidentally a day early for May 4th and, perhaps slightly more embarrassing, I'm in public wearing a shirt with the text "Jizz Machine" on it.
A T-shirt with a monochrome image of Max Rebo on it, accompanied by the text MAX REBO: JIZZ MACHINE
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 02/05/2026
Thankfully today's part is pretty low-effort
Two seared lamb shanks in a carbon steel frying panTwo seared lamb shanks in an enamel dutch oven filled with stock An enamel dutch oven covered with a baking paper cartouche A screenshot of an alarm set for 8.30pm, reminding me to take the lamb shanks out of the oven.
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Slow News Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 01/05/2026
This is unhinged. This is an unhinged thing to say. "Let's not warn people about potentially deadly weather, so that instead they go out and spend money*" *"And maybe die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make on behalf of business, who are the real victims here."
Text reads:
"While we think as New Zealanders and human beings, that we're all autonomous human beings, the reality is we're actually more like sheep. If someone tells us to do something, we do it.

"And New Zealanders are compliant. They do tend to follow rules, not everybody, but most. So when we get a missive from the MetService or the government around a warning, we follow the rules.

"That's great. It's really good to see that, and people are prioritising life safety and family safety. But what we also have to understand for decision-makers is, look, these transactions, the level of spend has a massive decline. There are real-world implications, so it needs to make sure that it's being done accurately and with a good level of information, and with due care for the potential impact on a local economy as well."
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