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Wellington Boyce

@wellieboyce.bsky.social
171 followers 39 following 108 posts

Seasoned Internet Scoundrel. Sucio Gentleman. I just be saying things.

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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I’m gonna come back to this app. Twitter fucking blows nowadays
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
90s vibe
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Getting a haircut today. That is all.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Interesting…
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Facts. Not the kind of sweating and panting I have in mind for on a first date/link…
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Call me a psycho then.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Glasses look kinda growing on me…
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This is the only app i don’t feel like i have an image to uphold on. I can just be my cynical, sad boy, situationally funny, occasionally horny self on here.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Catfish profiles already leaking over here???
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I lived like 4 different lives this year… Like 2024 absolutely deconstructed me.
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HB • RAINEY @raineyovalle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you like pressure you gon have to say that, I am not the type lol I am very much a “okay no worries” typa guy, I’m not begging nobody for time and if I don’t sense excitement or enthusiasm I’m not gonna feel like you even wanna see me.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Kendrick had no business putting crack in this song.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I swear that song is the one that stands out the most for me
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Absolutely nuts. (Bet.)
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I went to this shit last year, and it really made me go “Damn… Detroit is actually an underrated city”
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Ion know…. Im realizing all it takes for a woman to say is “you’re handsome” or “you smell good” and I’m like
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This correction is pivotal ☝🏾
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’ve got vacation coming up in 2 weeks, so it’s that time of year where my mindset is “I’m going to work every waking moment and not have a social life until vacation” mode
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Beefeater
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Her: Annnd I just freshly shaved 🤭😏 Me: So no bush?
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
LMAO yup.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a cartoon witch is peeking out of a hole
ALT: a cartoon witch is peeking out of a hole
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
For real... I blame those damn viners & youtubers.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s a super power at this point
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
GOOD.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s the only time my vision feels normalish
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Of course. It’s suuuuper simple. And after a couple times of getting yelled at, you’ll pick up on it lmao
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I deadass can’t wait for my glasses prescription to come in…. My vision during the day: Solid But once it’s night time…?
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Can’t relate. Yall be well tho
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yall: zip-up hoodies Me, an intellectual: Zippies
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Code switch. It’s a lost art in my book so I just stay quiet and reserved because i know “nigga” will slip out if I’m too comfortable in the conversation in the wrong rooms/company
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I gotchu. I just taught my white best friends a few months ago
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The superior and most underrated single off that album.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Only if she in the passenger seat.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’m trying to be a pure soul on this account unlike my other platforms… But if i don’t get my **** **** until I cry soon, I’m gonna lose my marbles.
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a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling and looking up .
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling and looking up .
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I ain’t even realize this app had DMs until I got one yesterday…. This shit really IS peaceful lmao
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Agreed cause it still looks dope 😂 But her words: My number one skill is killing the vibe
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Drop the lockscreen (📸: me in Ireland)
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I genuinely always do… except one. I hope that woman stubs her pinky toe every morning her eyes open and is greeted with a slew of minor inconveniences throughout the day.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Uhh… this goes fucking hard lmao
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Christian @cdap404.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I posted this on Twitter, but forgot to share it here a while back as well. I've never played Final Fantasy 1 myself, but have always seen many others play it. The game over theme always reminded me of this song, which led me to make this very cursed and uncanny mashup.
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
#hey
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Lmfaoo shit u right
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Trademark infringement on that coochie 😤😤👍🏾
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A part that transitions into my initials 💯
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m giving her a low taper fade
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Wellington Boyce @wellieboyce.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When you’re trying to take some solid flicks but your friend relishes in killing the vibe.
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