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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 03/10/2026
It should be illegal for it to be this hot in October
A hand holds a beer at Dodger Stadium, looking over the visitor dugout
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 02/10/2026
Aaron Rodericks marked safe from trans people.
A Bluesky profile of Aaron Rodericks, @aaron.bsky.team, the head of trust and safety of this website, showing "User Blocking You" from perspective of the poster, Lily.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 15/09/2026
lol we're doing Jonah the movie??
Poster for Whalefall (2026) showing a whale about to swallow a SCUBA diver
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 15/09/2026
we can go bigger tbh
Wikipedia sidebar

Emblem of the Mongolian Ground Force

Founded

February 1992 (replacing the Mongolian People's Army)

Country

Mongolia

Type

Army

Role

Land warfare

Size

35,000 active personnel(and 230,000 reserve, 50,000 paramilitary)

Part of

Mongolian Armed Forces

March

"The Red Banner March" (Тугийн марш/Tugiin Marsh)
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 14/09/2026
Brianna Wu is famously normal about depictions of women's bodies
A promotional image from Wu's "Revolution 60" (2014) showing grotesque female characters crudely rendered with 3D CGI
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 13/09/2026
Scorigami watch!!
Bears

59

3:40

Panthers

37

4th

Chance of Scorigami: 99.97%
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 12/09/2026
dirndl
woman with blonde hair in a blue and pink dirndl, breasts
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 09/09/2026
She didn't make an unintentional grammatical mistake, she adopted the conservative "one joke" about the supposed frivolity of adopting different pronouns than those typically associated to someone's assigned sex at birth.
Batman breaking a shotgun with his bare hands: "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 04/09/2026
Spending 4th grade in Michigan has left an indelible stain on my dialect by making me think of October 30th as "Devil's Night"
A dialect map with the hot zone somewhere over Reno with warm areas spread over the West Coast, Southern Colorado, and Michigan Michigan. Cold areas in the Mid Atlantic and Mississippi Delta South.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 03/09/2026
Apparently like ~1.3% of my media library, looking at the items with subtitles
Pop Culture Jeopardy!Series
2024-2026
56 lines

Brooklyn Nine-NineSeries
2013-2020
22 lines

The OfficeSeries
2005-2009
22 lines
S02E04 · The Fire
00:07:59
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

00:08:02
No, Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.

S03E09 · The Convict
00:15:56
The worst thing about prison was--was the Dementors.

00:16:06
Dementors like in Harry Potter?

00:16:07
No, not Harry Potter.

S03E22 · Beach Games
00:08:14
We will be called Gryffindor.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 03/09/2026
In Bruges, 2008Okuribito (Departures), 2008
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 28/08/2026
Lionel Hutz business card meme

100% uptime?
No, outages in your area!
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 24/08/2026
Screenshot of Wikipedia page

Red Star OS (Korean: 붉은별; MR: Pulgŭnbyŏl) is a North Korean Linux distribution, with development first starting in 1998 at the Korea Computer Center (KCC).

Red Star OS
붉은별 사용자용체계


Screenshot of the desktop of Red Star OS 3.0, localized with North Korean terminology and spelling
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 19/08/2026
girl, same
Portion of an evacuation plan placard that says

FIRE ALARM
SOUNDS LIKE: WHOOP
LOOKS LIKE: STROBE
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 18/08/2026
Found a cool spider
A Green Lynx spider (Peucetia viridans) on a piece of wood
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 07/08/2026
the cambrian was fucking weird
An artist's rendering of an opabinia, an extinct cambrian sea animal with five eyes and a weird long mouth thing
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 07/08/2026
holy shit? i honestly never processed this as a kid
BERT

NO WONDER THAT IT'S MARY THAT WE LOVE.

(MARY POPPINS interrupts the praise as she and BERT have a moment to dance together.)

MARY POPPINS

IT'S A JOLLY HOLIDAY WITH YOU, BERT. GENTLEMEN LIKE YOU ARE FEW. THOUGH YOU'RE JUST A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH, BERT, UNDERNEATH YOUR BLOOD IS BLUE.

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MARY POPPINS

MEN, WOMEN

YOUR BLOOD IS BLUE!

MARY POPPINS

YOU'D NEVER THINK OF PRESSING YOUR ADVANTAGE. FORBEARANCE IS THE HALLMARK OF YOUR CREED. A LADY NEEDN'T FEAR WHEN YOU ARE NEAR. YOUR SWEET GENTILITY IS CRYSTAL-CLEAR.

MEN, WOMEN

IT'S CRYSTAL-CLEAR!

MARY POPPINS, WOMEN

OH, IT'S A JOLLY HOLIDAY WITH YOU, BERT.

MEN

IT'S A JOLLY HOLIDAY,

ALL

A JOLLY, JOLLY HOLIDAY WITH YOU!

(During an instrumental dance section, STATUES come alive. BERT and MARY POPPINS sit at a tea party and are then joined by NELEUS and the CHILDREN. After a bit, BERT leaves the party to examine the STATUES, which soon begin to chase him.)
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 01/08/2026
"Mr. Sprinkly" from I Saw the TV Glow, in the non-horrifying kids show version. A goofy soft serve ice cream mascot in a red coat.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 27/07/2026
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Angel City Supporters
A Pride tifo at the ACFC match riffing on the poster from the iconic "To Wong Foo..."
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 18/07/2026
RETVRN
Whoopi Goldberg's slightly horrifying projection mapped face on one of the giant statue of Calafia that flanked the screen for the short-lived Golden Dreams at Disney's California Adventure in the early 2000s
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 18/07/2026
Blast from the Past movie poster with gender swapped Brendan Fraser
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 18/07/2026
watching a movie
A promotional image from the movie You, Me, and Dupree but I've replaced Owen Wilson with a map of Tuscany
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 11/07/2026
at a straight wedding, send gays
a blonde woman in a floral dress takes a selfie
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 07/07/2026
2027 FIFA Women's World Cup
Copa do Mundo Feminina da FIFA 2027

Tournament details
Host country
Brazil
Dates
24 June – 25 July
Teams
32 (from 6 confederations)
Venues
8 (in 8 host cities)
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 04/07/2026
fútbol
a shot of the la skyline from a seat in bmo stadium during an angel city fc game, acfc's keeper Angelina anderson is shown at approximately mid-field
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 28/06/2026
is it Quigley's Village
promotional photo from the 1989–90 Christian childrens TV show "Quigley's Village" showing a very white man surrounded by horrible little anthropomorphic animal puppets
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 07/06/2026
eric andre in a multi-color jester hat and pink crop offering you a "pizza ball" with one hand
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 06/06/2026
furthermore, arte moreno must be destroyed
a blonde woman in a red angels jersey with her brunette wife at dodger stadium
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 04/06/2026
guy pointing at himself in mirror meme, wikihow-style illustration of a white man in a yellow shirt pointing at his own reflection
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 24/05/2026
A Comac C919 in white, blue, and green livery with Chinese text in red painted on its side in an apparent left bank against a hazy blue-gray sky.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 20/05/2026
haven't found a compelling reason to move off of the Pop!_OS COSMIC default
A desktop wallpaper showing ethereal gray, pink, orange nebulae, studded with stars. This shows a Pop!_OS Cosmic system panel with power button, apps on the left; file explorer, system monitor, Zen browser, terminal, VSCodium, and Krita icons in the middle, and i18n, sound, bluetooth, wifi, battery, system notifications, and time on the right (24 hour format with seconds, it's just after 17:00).
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 18/05/2026
finally had a little time to pick this up again!
A work-in-progress vector illustration of the Illimat game board, shown from above. A decorative cloth game board features a large circle divided into four fields, each containing face-up playing cards. The cards use five suits: Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter, and Stars, depicted through nature-themed symbols in cream and black with red, blue, and silver accent colors. At the center of the board sits central Illimat box, rendered as an oblate cuboid structure with ornate black and white patterning. Four red and yellow Luminary cards are at the corners of the mat, waiting to be revealed. The game evokes the feeling of a vintage artifact or esoteric ritual.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 09/05/2026
We'll never get another season of Pachinko and I'm MAD about it
The character Baek Mozasu, a middle-aged Zainichi (Korean-Japanese) man dancing in his family's brightly lit and slightly garish early 1990s pachinko parlor from the title sequence of the Apple TV show Pachinko.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 08/05/2026
The moment George Bush learned 9/11 happened while reading at an elementary school. As an aide whispers into his ear, Bush has a blank expression.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 05/05/2026
more like cinco de ohio, amiright
A photo taken out a window over the right wing of a 737, somewhere over Ohio. Forested areas punctuated with cleared farmland and homes
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 29/04/2026
rhey have reinvented Charlie Kelly from first principles
The character Charlie Kelly, as played by Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia explaining that he likes "little green ghouls"
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 20/04/2026
This is Killer Instinct erasure
Fulgore from the Killer Instinct series, a weird robot guy with glowing red eyes and a blond ponytail and electricity for hands idk this went so hard when I was sick. All this above the Killer Instinct KI logo idunno these letters look sharp
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 09/04/2026
happy lilyday to all who celebrate
blonde woman in a white and black print dress smiles into camera
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 23/03/2026
A still from Dwayne Johnson's film The Scorpion King. The Rock's head on some kind of horribly-rendered early-2000s scorpion centaur thing. Same energy as live action Moana. (Also no nipples.)
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 18/03/2026
A Wikigacha card for the slang term "dyke"

SR Dyke (slang)

Dyke is a slang term, used as a noun meaning lesbian. It originated as a homophobic slur for masculine, butch, or androgynous girls or women.

ATK

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DEF

3478
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 15/03/2026
lotería tifo good
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 15/03/2026
they played Bella Ciao
A woman with an LA Strong ACFC (Angel City NWSL) t-shirt sits in the stands. A toddler's face behind her is obscured with a sunglasses smiley emojiA view from inside of BMO stadium looks towards downtown Los Angeles and the US Bank building. Palm trees and a backwards Los Angeles marquee are framed by the semi-dome of the stadium
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 06/02/2026
Indestructible...
Scene from The Simpsons episode S11E12 "The Mansion Family" where a doctor is explaining that Mr. Burns is only still alive because none of his comorbidities can beat any of the other ones; the doctor attempts to illustrate this by unsuccessfully shoving a bunch of googly eyed plush balls representing his myriad diseases through a small door, where they all get wedged at the doorway and unable to get in.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 20/01/2026
there are two pale colored French Bulldogs on this flight, one that is painted like a pineapple and the other a watermelon I have named them Ananas and Sandia and I'll hear no different
Two pale colored French bulldogs painted to resemble a watermelon and a pineapple, respectively, wait patiently to check in for their flight. A woman in pink sweatpants holds their leadsA picture of the watermelon dog looking across his row of seats. The woman holding him is sat backwards in her seat.The watermelon dog peeks backwards from his seat, three rows up. He stares into my soul.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 15/01/2026
wishing gen xers a happy lead day
Stacked bar chart showing the distribution of childhood blood lead levels by age in the U.S. (2015). Most age groups are dominated by low (blue) levels, but people aged roughly 40–55 (Gen X) show a large spike in higher lead exposure (yellow, orange, red), reflecting childhood during the peak era of leaded gasoline and paint.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 04/12/2025
Anyways my evening is planned
The Christmas Writer 2025 1h35m, the poster shows two women embracing and smiling at one another, one is wearing green the other red, in front of lit Christmas trees
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 04/12/2025
Another year another... distinctive(?) lesbian holiday movie from Tello!
A Letterboxd 1.5/5 star review for Tello Films's The Christmas Writer by user notthenanana, which reads "I can't do these movies please stop making them. I have to watch them because they're gay but I hate it."

This review has four likes.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 24/10/2025
I'm not sure I can handle the stress of watching a dog in peril for 70 minutes
A screenshot of Jellyfin for Android showing the film Good Boy (2025). The poster shows a ghoulish hand reaching as if to pet a golden retriever. 1 h 13 m. 7.1 community rating, 95 Rotten Tomatoes. 1080p / DDP 5.1.

Trust his instincts.

A loyal dog moves to a rural family home with his owner Todd, only to discover supernatural forces lurking in the shadows. As dark entities threaten his human companion, the brave pup must fight to protect the one he loves most.
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 21/10/2025
ridiculous.
An artist's drawing of an iguanodon, a long quadrupedal dinosaur with buff coloring and fine hair-like feathers. A very stupid spike on its "thumbs"

Artist Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/thewoodparable
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Lily 🍓 @well.actulily.com · 16/10/2025
Continuing the meme, Homer Simpson captioned saying "I drive in a Subaru with my wife"
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