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Jay Welch 🗽

@welchjay.bsky.social
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Yelling about Nixon since 1978. Parent, Registered Domestic Partner, Lapsed Methodist, comedian, and father (in that order). Roughly one post in ten is just a joke.

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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sponsorship idea
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
MN Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan wearing a T-shirt that says “Protect trans kids”
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If I could pin a second tweet.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Do you know who my father is? That’s right, he’s the vice president.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nothing but respect for MY pennywise smoking a cigarette
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Man, if I had been famously videotaped giving a Nazi salute, I would probably not post on social media that “people are who they appear to be”
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s super interesting! Basically, Yugoslavia’s ethnonationalist rivalries got put on hold for 50 years due to Stalin’s feud with Tito.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We are having midterms in less than three months where the single biggest issue might be gas prices. Before the US imposed 50% tariffs on our neighbor to the north, did anyone in the White House check out whether we import energy from them?
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Neko Case about how it’s hard to hear about sexual predators— “be BRAVE ENOUGH TO LISTEN”.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
NEW THEORY: Maybe Trump only took so many of these photos because he thought Jeffrey Epstein was a World Cup-winning soccer team
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
He is truly a gift to the culture
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Well, she seems to have changed her position on the issue.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Inside you there are two competing hosts of The Man Show.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is blood” is written in chalk on the street where a man was shot and killed by a federal immigration agent at the intersection of Hill and Pool streets in Biddeford on Monday. Blood and shattered glass are on the street nearby. (Daryn Slover/Staff Photographer)
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Purvis is ahead by 11.8% votes with 93% of scanners reported--the Brooklyn Dem machine is getting beat even in small races.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Looking good for Purvis in the 6th District Judge race in Kings County.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Tfw my mayor Muslim
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Check out this transcript of Tom Kean’s acceptance speech tonight for his primary win in #NJ07.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Maybe JD Vance has a different 1878-1903 than the rest of us.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'm guessing a 6-3 ruling for Acme.
Bluesky Trending Topics partial screencap from 4/22/26, including 4. Supreme Court and 5. Coyote vs. Acme
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
For Pope.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If you’re curious about how important ending the war is to JD Vance, this week, he spent one day having diplomatic talks with Iran (which failed) and two days campaigning in Hungary’s parliamentary elections.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
And so much of the blame goes to the poison that Elon’s social media app X pushes on users
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Protest today. If you can’t protest, call your electeds. No genocide.
A sign that says Action Absorbs Anxiety
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He is risen.
Mario standing on a pipe.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
A real excerpt from my recent google searches
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I called mine. It was easy, because I’ve added them in my phone in my contacts.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
OPERATION BASED PWNING
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The first redaction block is for Michael Wolff's email, but the second redaction block is redacted because they were a victim, but not of Jeffrey Epstein. At least one of the names redacted in the Epstein files is a victim of Woody Allen.
Screencap of Epstein Files email thread between Michael Wolff and Jeffrey Epstein https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00907917.pdf
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Poster for The Report (2019)
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Can you imagine Bad Bunny sitting down after the Super Bowl and watching Kid Rock’s performance? No, you cannot.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”—billboard at Super Bowl halftime show
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Julie Taymor: "The villain is named Aaron the Moor, and he-" Bannon:
Meme from Futurama of Fry saying "Shut Up and Take My Money!"
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I called Schumer and Gillibrand today about ICE funding. You can too! Schumer: 202-224-6542 Gillibrand: 202-224-4451 —————- Pro Tip: if you save them as contacts, it’s easy to call them whenever you’re mad at them. Whatever words you use to describe them in your phone are up to you!
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Photo of The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Listening to the OYC course on the American Revolution and one really fun pattern is the King’s army consistently overestimating how popular they are with locals, then treating the locals badly, and then wondering why they lose battles without local popular support.
Results for a google image search for “Minneapolis pepper spray”
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Millennium Approaches/Perestroika
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Zohran won so big that the Jehovah’s Witnesses are pitching heaven to people using affordability.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
A plunging neckline here for Chicago Blackhawks center turned donut purveyor Stan Mikita
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
That’s the Chicago way.
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Thoughts and prayers for danwilbur.bsky.social
JD Vance in a tuxedo with a brown discoloration on his shirt near the left nipple
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Jay Welch 🗽 @welchjay.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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