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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast

@weirdtalespod.bsky.social
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He/him/his The Weird Tales Podcast. Every Monday. TheWeirdTalesPodcast@gmail.com Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast

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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@cobbcountyschools.bsky.social @cobbcounty.bsky.social Here. Watch the shadow of the bus. Goes right through the stop sign without stopping. Talk to your bus drivers. Maybe give this specific one a fine/punishment commensurate to when cars blow past a bus with its stop sign out.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey. Feedspot listed my silly little show as #7 in their list of top 39 Eldritch Podcasts. So, that’s cool I guess.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Currently reading The Murder at World’s End by @rossmontgomery.bsky.social which is different from The Last Murder at the End of the World, by @stuturton.bsky.social which is different from Murder at the End of the World, the Amazon mystery series.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dear @elliottkalan.bsky.social Will you help me win an argument? In the TMNT LIVE episode, both you and your brother David claim you are a fan of the Kansas City Royals. Would you be so kind as to confirm or deny this, please and thank you?
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey @cobbcounty.bsky.social @cobbcountyschools.bsky.social I really REALLY need you to have a talk with your bus drivers. Every morning, there's a bus that drives through my apartment complex and just BLOWS PAST every single stop sign without stopping. Every morning.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My daughter is less than 2.5. She has a big vocabulary and soaks up words and meanings like a sponge. Often times more than I want her to know. 2.5 year olds can articulate a HELL of a lot of you listen to them. This guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@miniminuteman.bsky.social Hey Milo- I picked up to two tickets to your Atl show, but there wasn't an option for meet-n-greet, even though the venue assured me it would be there when I purchased them. Is it possible to get some, or am I screwed out of getting your autograph on my autograph hat?
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Dear @tarsierstudios.bsky.social Very much enjoying Reanimal, but there is NO REASON why, in this, the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Six, we cannot invert the camera during the boating sequences. Absolutely asinine.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Dear @seahawksofficial.com #fttb #sanfrancisco49ers #49ersEagles
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Probably in about two weeks.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I am once again, in this time of joy and celebration, BEGGING @steampoweredgiraffe.com to put out a Christmas album, please and thank you.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The Winds of Time, Episode 11: Very Much Not Plot Armor is now available! Covering chapters 35-38 of The Eye of the World! Mike tells a funny joke. Isaiah has feelings about the chapter icons Amal frees us from torment James just… really loves his Tolkien WindsOfTimePodcast.podbean.com
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hey @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social Maybe have a talk with your various franchises to make sure they understand how to make a chocolate shake. I just got one and all the chocolate flavor was down at the bottom of the cup and it tasted horrid. 0/10. Would not bang.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The Winds of Time, a Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast, proudly presents: Episode 8: Literally No Evidence | The Eye of the World, Chapters 25-27 Mike is raw doggin' this ep Amal is broiling James is conspiracy theorizing and Isaiah has feelings toward Aram
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Having a lot of fun editing this week's Winds of Time episode.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Edvard Munch’s “The Scream”, as interpreted by Sophia @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The Winds of Time, a #WheelOfTime Read Through Podcast, Episode 6, Some Base, NPC Trollocs is now available! Covering chapters 18-20 of The Eye of the World! www.podbean.com/ew/pb-fi299-... Or wherever fine #podcasts are available!
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Some Base NPC Trollocs | The Eye of the World, Chapters 18-20
In which our heroes, after an argument between the two leaders of the group, enter the mines of Moria, one of them is a fool of a Took, they get separated, are told to fly you fools, and… wait… hold o...
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
My wife just said that Cheezits and goldfish crackers are the same thing. Would anyone like a wife? She cooks real good even if her opinions on snack crackers are bullshit.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast Episode 5: Humbleness and Wisdom | The Eye of the World, Chapters 15-17 www.podbean.com/ew/pb-g5qr5-...
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Humbleness and Wisdom | The Eye of the World, Chapters 15-17
In which our heroes have their first taste of a "Big City." Mike isn’t even a little bit bitter.Amal is once again SO CLOSE and yet so far.James locks in on everyone’s ageIsaiah is off riding the Trol...
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
My god. Between the Benny Hill level chase sequence and the Mr Bean style antics of the trenchcoat, the Obi Wan series on Disney was just REALLY BAD wasn't it?
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary folks: The Winds of Time, Episode 3: John Wheeloftime Amal is kinda right, but exactly wrong about multiple things, James spins a spontaneous but still very thoughtful theory, Isaiah triggers Malazan PTSD www.podbean.com/ew/pb-hab9n-...
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John Wheeloftime | The Eye of the World, Chapters 8-11
In which our heroes set forth in to a brave new world. Mike IS Little Miss Moffet, Amal is kinda right, but exactly wrong about multiple things, James spins a spontaneous but still very thoughtful the...
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Hey @wheeloftimewiki.bsky.social @encyclopaedia-wot.bsky.social Would you be kind enough to supply a signal boost to the reposted post, please and thank you?
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Now available! The Winds of Time, Episode 2: The Brotherhood of Herons Mike considers renaming the podcast. Isaiah has a theory about trees. Amal is suspicious. James asks questions to which he absolutely is not getting answers. windsoftimepodcast.podbean.com Wherever podcasts are available!
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The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast | windsoftimepodcast
A new podcast where James, Isaiah and Amal, three people who have not read the Wheel of Time, read it for the first time, guided by veteran Wheel of Time Reader Mike. Theories, guesses and silliness a...
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Hey @danielgreene.bsky.social Any chance you would be kind enough to give a signal boost to the included post?
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Hey @encyclopaedia-wot.bsky.social Any chance I can get a signal boost on this? bsky.app/profile/weir...
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Nonbinary People: The Winds of Time, a Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast, is now available! Episode 1: The One Power's Goop Juice | Prologue-Chapter 4 Find it here: feed.podbean.com/windsoftimep... Or wherever fine podcasts are available!
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Amazon suxx0rz deadline.com/2025/05/the-...
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‘The Wheel Of Time’ Canceled By Prime Video After 3 Seasons
Prime Video will not be renewing The Wheel of Time for a fourth season.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Book 14 of 16 of Realm of the Elderlings: Fitz: I was astonished at how one small child could have so many toys and so much clothing. Me: Yeah, Fitz, it had never been clearer than THIS MOMENT that you have never been married and had a kid, my dude.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
My kid be walkin’! (Part 2)
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
My kid be walkin’!
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Welp. It took 13 1/2 months, but I just got peed on. Thought I was gonna make it. That’ll teach me.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Well. Of all the episodes of #DoctorWho ... That was definitely one of them. Thanks, Russell T Davies for not letting me down, and making a disappointment of an episode. Again.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
If Audrey Hepburn was still alive, she would be on my freebie list. Top of the list.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This is literally how I sleep when I nap on the couch.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Here’s a photo of the apartment complex we’re moving into in a week’s time.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Look at me, doing good with my silly little show!
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
We just paid 552 dollars to get our cats, who have never been outdoors and never will be outdoors, vaccinated against two diseases they’ll never even run a RISK of contracting. Thanks Capitalism!
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A @chipotle.bsky.social bowl with queso is risotto if you aren’t classist about it.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Sophie’s Birthday!
YouTube video by The Weird Tales Podcast
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
How it started/how it’s going Happy birthday Sophia!
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The pride of raising the next generation of Cuellar: #Humbled #Blessed
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I was reminded of a time when a friend was coming over to hang out, and I told her to let herself in and if I'm asleep, just kick me awake. When you're half asleep and texting on a dumb phone, you don't realize that "Kick me awake" and "Lick me cycle" are the same key strokes.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Freakin’ kid.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My wife to me after watching the Wheel of Time season 3 trailer: Do you know what’s going on with that? Me, who had read the series at least three times: I know what’s going on with almost all of that.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The audiobook I’m listening to used the word “Manger” in its narrative, and now “Away in a Manger” is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
One of the great joys of marriage they don’t tell you about is listening to your wife curse stridently at a box of baking soda while she tries to make cupcakes at 10 of the clock at night.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Not even a hint of a joke, 100% serious: I heard a jazz piece on the radio one day that sounded EXACTLY like this.
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I’M FAMOUS! youtube.com/shorts/sYSSb...
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Keep watching the skies... | Randy Feltface Comedy
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Tycho Alhambra of the Weird Tales podcast @weirdtalespod.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Back in my younger days, before I was married, and had no prospects and no cat and a totally loner lifestyle, I applied to a bunch of different airlines to be a flight attendant. I was told I was overqualified for the job and they wouldn't let me do it.
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