weirdo95.bsky.social @weirdo95.bsky.social · 14/04/2025The fluffballs I posted yesterday are now a little flotilla. These swans have been here for years. 130
weirdo95.bsky.social @weirdo95.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I may not have been born yesterday but these adorable little fluffballs were. 041
weirdo95.bsky.social @weirdo95.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I'm currently bored waiting for a specialist eye scan. The other specialist clinic is for eating disorders. So I guess this is a see food clinic. 130
weirdo95.bsky.social @weirdo95.bsky.social · 22/03/2025We've just been told that all internal video meetings are required to have Gemini taking notes. "The instrument (the telescreen, it was called) could be dimmed, but there was no way of shutting it off completely." 2122
weirdo95.bsky.social @weirdo95.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I'm getting old. There's a guy in the pub. Probably thirties. Bearded. Arran jumper and jeans. With his baby. Being a good dad. Caring. Puke rag over his shoulder. How absolutely adorable. And his jeans are saggin' He looks like he's shit his pants. Damn. My son is that age. Pass me the shovel. 060
weirdo95.bsky.social @weirdo95.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I'm a little concerned about the stained glass windows in the pub/hotel I'm in. Nah, I'm sure it's just a coincidence. 170
weirdo95.bsky.social @weirdo95.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Now this I approve of. Since we all have a phone in our pocket now why not a pocket library? And people don't wee in them like they did when they contained a phone. 3233
weirdo95.bsky.social @weirdo95.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Why are people following me? I don't understand. I'm not the Messiah. I'm a very naughty, naughty boy. 3201
weirdo95.bsky.social @weirdo95.bsky.social · 30/01/2025OMFG. The toaster is broked. And when I'm deeply in despair my wife tells me we have an emergency toaster in the cupboard. I don't think you entirely understand how much I love that woman. 3251
weirdo95.bsky.social @weirdo95.bsky.social · 27/01/2025We call this OAP bingo. Medications for the week nicely sorted if you don't recognise it. 1130
