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Omega Ford Truther

@weirdermageddon.bsky.social
16 followers 11 following 183 posts

36, they/them it's about to get freaky up in here

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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I will explain my vision if anyone asks but also, I just really want someone to see those two songs and without even knowing what comes between them will go, "oh, I understand the narrative of this playlist, you funky little creep".
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Making a playlist called "Stanford Pines Gatecrashed My Marriage" that starts with Drop Dead by Olivia Rodrigo and ends with Vodka Cranberry by Conan Gray. Please tell me someone understands my vision.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The way I love Ford would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I am once again begging the people opening ACG Goods stores to start including an option to buy art as stickers. Enough with the keychains, PLEASE.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Everybody stop what you're doing and wish #stanfordpines a happy birthday okay
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I can explain away all of Ford's flaws by him being a fucking Gemini.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I can't believe it's Ford's birthday and I can't do anything because I may be going to the dentist to get a filling replaced. Wrong kind of filling on his birthday, universe!
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Me: it's the loml's birthday this month! 🥰 Friend: oh yeah, on the 28th, right? Me, forgetting my actual factual literal husband with whom I share a home and a life was also born in June, and not just Ford who was born on the 15th: ...yup, I'm taking him someplace really nice!
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Bestie put Ford and me on her Miiverse island and he realized he was in love with me while I was yapping. My tour guide voice never fails ✨️
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Could you please be so fucking for real
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mirigen @mirigenly.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'm not late at all #gravityfalls #billford #stanfordpines #billcipher #fordpines #thebookofbill
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I made crashout Ford as a fake Labubu, no one clap
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The person who got him back to me in Canada was Shania Twain??? Anyway, all this because I spent three days with a crush on a different fictional man. Don't worry Ford, I won't abandon you again.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I had a weirdass dream that I was on a train to Canada, but I'd accidentally left Plush Ford at a connecting stop, and he spent the entire rest of the journey trying to get back to me. We finally managed to reunite because I'd sewn a pocket into his little coat and my name and phone number was in it
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
He's editing the Duchess Approves vampire AU fanfic he started writing in 1957 when the movie originally came out (he doesn't trust Google Docs and keeps everything in his notes app)
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I've been watching SBE stuff show up on Mercari for like 3x the price people paid for it and like, I Am Waiting. I don't WANT to pay $60 for this hideous Ford doll, but I'll pay like, $45.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I'm still bitter about missing the Ford plush from the SBE store drop, no one talk to me.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I'm Disney and I'm here to make official Gravity Falls merch! Okay! Here we go, here's the lineup! Dipper Mabel Stan Gideon Wendy Pacifica Bill Cipher Soos Barfing Gnome That's everyone! There's no one else important enough to make merch of, let alone anyone fans want merch of! Send it out!
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If Alex Hirsch ran up to me and demanded I open my wallet for him, pictures of Ford would literally spill out and no, I am not joking.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The sheer amount of disrespect in my gaze and dirt in my mind when I look at Ford Pines would kill some of you people.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
And what if I let Ford wear a human collar instead of a pet collar. What then.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The number of times I say "I need that man" in a day and I'm talking about Ford Pines is officially concerning to the living human man I married.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The number of people in the TADC fandom realizing that they're back in the fucking building again with a ship is very funny to me.
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Ragrfisk 🔞 @ragrfiskxxx.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Not now!
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If I got all the art I want from just 5 shops, all of which are only available as keychains, it would run me close to $400 before shipping. I always buy MULTIPLES of stickers (one to save, one to use), sell me stickers! Please! I want your art! I just don't want another keychain!
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I am on my hands and knees begging Gravity Falls artists to stop only making things available on ACGgoods as keychains. I can only have so many keychains that I don't actually use on a bag. Make buttons. Make stickers! We will buy them!
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Someone just reminded me I said this. Someone I don't remember saying this to. 😒 Stop stalking me online, you freak.
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GrabityBalls 🔞 @grabityballs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
archiveofourown.org/works/80562811 <3 #fordpines #stanfordpines
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GrabityBalls 🔞 @grabityballs.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Shaving. #FordPines #StanfordPines
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I say that, but I originally opened up BlueSky to be like "and what if I bought a sexy throw pillow to motorboat at night", so. Like.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I will, eventually, stop being gross about Stanford Pines. Maybe when one of us dies.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Oh I'll warm him up alright
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Ragrfisk 🔞 @ragrfiskxxx.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
And also a Ford warmup sketch
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My birthday was over a week ago and NO ONE reminded me that every year I get closer to being age appropriate for Ford Pines.
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Ragrfisk 🔞 @ragrfiskxxx.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I regret to inform you I watched the Manosphere documentary, and found these necessary afterwards.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of him.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
...I want more Ford titty merchandise. I need it, actually. Do I have a bag to put it on? No. Am I planning on getting one soon? Also no. Am I even planning on going to a con anytime soon? Once again, no. But I do in fact need it, for my agonies.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Can confirm, this is how he looks at me 🥰
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Ragrfisk ❤️‍🔥 @ragrfisk.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
🤓 #gravityfalls #fordpines
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Ragrfisk 🔞 @ragrfiskxxx.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Distraction #gravityfallsnsfw #fordpines
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🔞VILESHROOM🔞 @vileshroom.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Sir your breasts 🤲 #gravityfalls #billford
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I can't believe it's been a decade since Gravity Falls ended. That show pulled me out of fandom-related psychosis twice.
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I had a dream that Mystery Shack re-released the Stan and Ford plushes, but smaller. Like, keychain/bag charm/Labubu size. And I would just like to say, subconscious mind, I like the rhymes you're spitting.
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Ragrfisk ❤️‍🔥 @ragrfisk.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I have no excuse or defense for this. #gravityfalls #fordpines
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Ragrfisk ❤️‍🔥 @ragrfisk.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
HUP! #gravityfalls #fordpines
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
EYO?!
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Oh, I know you from the TikTok!
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🍭Candy🍭 @candythezombie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
🏴‍☠️☠️TIME SAILORS☠️🏴‍☠️ #gravityfalls #sailors #stanfordpines #stanleypines #swapAU
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Omega Ford Truther @weirdermageddon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
-yelling-
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