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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Here’s your new traditional birthday cake!

A Ouija board on a woven white tablecloth. Two Coca-Cola cans and a planchette are on the Ouija board. Each Coke can has a cork screw shaped red candle sticking out of it.

Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Whatever you do tonight… DON’T. FALL. ASLEEP. Or at least don’t sleep on GET ME ANOTHER… A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET! It’s in your ears tomorrow, September 29. Or 29 September. It’s all cool. Cool Freddy picture down below.

Not a cool picture of Freddy Krueger. This is a Fred Krueger with red green sweater, hat, and knife glove. But the make up makes his face look paper mache.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oddly enough I am both figures in this picture.

Black and white photo of a woman dressed in a flowing white old-timey dress with her hair piled on top of her head. A skeleton leans over her shoulder as if whispering to her.

White text at the top reads: “When you realize how close we are to October.”

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Sammi Curr will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

A purple Hit Parade magazine cover with Rock’s Chosen Warrior Sammi Curr wielding his guitar and sneering with his eyes wide open. His poofy black 80s hair is teased to high heaven.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me: I love research. My research:

A weird zombie looking dude sneering straight into camera with a white flat top haircut, big sunglasses, a black leather jacket, and (off screen) a glove with finger knives.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Listen to me talk about my close, personal friend.

A bald white guy in black frame glasses and a dark T-shirt sits in a living room room with ALF.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just when I think there’s nothing for me in this world anymore

Article headline reads Stanley Tucci has a genius tip for buttering corn. Head and shoulders shot of Stanley Tucci smiling in a black suit next to a pile of corn.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Darryl McDaniel Osbourne may look like an orange weirdo but he has assured me he is, in fact, a panther. Zoom in on the pic for blep verification. #cats #catsofbluesky

Orange cat sitting on beige pillows in front of a window. He looks up and to the left so the camera can capture his good side.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

This black floof is Bruce Banner Lee. This fella is the one with diabetes (he needs his Bruce Juice). But none of that stops him from expressing how much he hates it when Mom takes his picture. #cats #catsofbluesky

Black cat with ears so pointy they could be devil horns sits on beige pillows in front of a window. Yellow cat eyes express disdain with the whole getting his picture taken thing.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I have cat pics for the GoFundMe in the thread above. This is Bella, a 17 year-old who has had cancer since 2019. But she is still the Queen of the house who is beloved and keeps the boys in line. #cats #catsofbluesky

A regal mostly black tabby cat with some brown, gray, and white in her coat sleeps peacefully curled up on some beige pillows.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I have discovered the secret library branch with a Zines section. Hog. Heaven.

The zine tv death maze with a black cover with a white NYSD sanitation van in space that has arms and a sucking people up inside of it. A man is running away from it as the color gets sucked off of his body.

Black-and-white cover for the muttering brain pan. Two skulls face and nuzzle each other.

Black and white cover for one punk‘s guide to gardening by Jon Mule. A picture of a plant is behind the letters on the cover.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

“I’M A LUMBERJACK AND I’M OKAY!”

Jasonmaxxing Voorhees in the iconic white and red hockey mask. He holds a bloody axe that’s held together with vines or something. He wears dark jeans with suspenders and his red plaid lumberjack shirt has one sleeve ripped off and the shirt open to about the sternum like the sexpot we all know and love.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast.

Two white guys wearing blazers, one young, one middle aged, drive in a car.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Listen to the episode and you’ll learn the shocking secrets behind this photo shoot…

The handsomest devil you’ve ever seen with the most glorious mustache posing on the floor next to a panther table.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

An ocean’s garbled vomit on the shore

A black-and-white sign on a wooden fence outside a front yard garden. The sign reads beware of attack tortoise.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

“No one is claiming masterpiece status here.”

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

You just found out you're a witch! 🧙‍♀️✨ Who are you recruiting first to be in our coven?

Black and white movie still of an English madmen during the age of Cromwell. He is tied up on a rope leash attached to a tent.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Going to tell my kid this was SPEED

Shot from the inside of a 1960s city bus looking forward at rows of middle-aged and elderly white people looking at camera disapprovingly.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

So disappointed to discover it is referencing the wrong Troll 2. Really wanted to see Forbes’ take on “not pissing on hospitality” as career booster.

Forbes article with a headline that reads “five career lessons from troll two.” it has a picture of a smiling white woman in orange shirt and jeans on a gray couch who is way too excited to be reading whatever black tablet is in her hand.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

A: Dennis Hopper in Waterworld.

Dennis Hopper in a leather eyepatch and crazy post-apocalyptic clothing making an “O” face from Waterworld.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Q: Who wins in a fight? Dennis Hopper in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 or Dennis Hopper in Speed?

Dennis Hopper in a gray western style suit with cowboy hat wielding a giant fucking chainsaw.

Dennis Hopper in a short-sleeve plaid collared shirt talking on a large cellphone from the early 90s.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

If you see this, share a redhead

Close up of a smiling redheaded white woman in a pink diner uniform. The words kiss my grits are in pink cursive to the right of her in the picture.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Thinking about the short lived ABC tv show The Charmings. It made me into a Paul Winfield fan at an early age.

A woman dressed in dark bodysuit with sparkles and teased out red hair in front of a magic mirror that contains Paul Winfield in a cloak.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

They used to make real soundtracks for a movie

Red hand drawn cassette tape with the tape flowing out. Text reads: Music from the Motion Picture Everybody Wants Some.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Keep that Halloween Spirit in your heart all year kids!

A Chucky doll from Child’s Play, knife in hand, is strapped to the front grill of a green big rig truck.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

“Yes anding” this. Susan Tyrell is magnetic. No idea why this one had such an effect on me. I even tracked down the novelization and I don’t usually do that for movies.

Butcher bake nightmare maker illustrated book cover. A shirtless white man with dark hair parted in the middle has a naked blonde woman clutching him from behind. In front of them both is a butcher knife blade with an eye reflected in it.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only. But he had to steal the jewels in order to protect them!

Nicolas Cage with a hard tube slung over his shoulder that contains the Declaration of Independence. He is running away.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

I have no idea how I managed to find this just sitting on the library shelf. Newer releases are almost always a long hold line. Happy my scary book month continues with this one.

The book cover for THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT: new tales of Stephen King’s The Stand. The background is black, the title is in red block letters. In the lower right corner is a very evil looking raven or crow with a red eye.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Moonlight, a Study at Millbank (J. M. W. Turner)

A nighttime view of the River Thames from Millbank, near the current location of Tate Britain, with the low Moon glinting on the water and silhouetting buildings, trees, and boats.

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Rob LaMorgese @weirdegg.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

me on September 30 me on October 1

A dapper Dracula in gray three piece suit and top hat with totally period accurate sunglasses.

A smiling stinky wrinkly old Dracula with white double beehive hair wearing a red robe just letting it all hang out.

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