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Kyle Weidleman

@weidleman.com
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Dad. Dog dad. Union man. pfp 🖋️ @atlastalos.bsky.social

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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 21/09/2026
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 17/09/2026
A young Will Poulter, from “We’re the Millers” saying “Wait, you guys are getting paid?”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 09/09/2026
They’d probably have a good take tbh
Wikipedia entry for:

Chumbawamba were an English band who formed in Burnley, Lancashire in 1982. They are best known for their 1997 single "Tubthumping", which was nominated for Best British Single at the Brit Awards 1998. Other singles include "Amnesia", "Enough Is Enough" (with Credit to the Nation), "Timebomb", "Top of the World (Olé, Olé, Olé)", and "Homophobia". Their anarcho-communist political leanings led them to have an irreverent attitude toward authority and to espouse a variety of political and social causes including animal rights and pacifism early in their career and later class struggle, Marxism, feminism, and anti-fascism.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day from Barberton, OH!
Kyle, a white guy with a beard, sunglasses and an off-white Akron RubberDucks hat is standing beside a Labor Day float with a papier-mache Liberty Bell. The float is covered in union members and American flags. Congresswoman Emilia Sykes is sitting at the top.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 22/08/2026
Greetings from Rubber City, Ohio COYS
A blue vinyl banner with the Tottenham cockerel standing atop the Goodyear blimp, except the dirigible reads “Akron-Canton Spurs”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 21/08/2026
sir.
red text in all-caps reading "NATALIE IMBROGLIO"
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 18/08/2026
Michael (Jason Bateman) in a collared shirt with a sweater over top says “Uh, you know there isn’t a hospital bar, Mother.”

Lucille (Jessica Walter), in a ladies’ suit with a brooch, and a smirk on her face, says “Well, this is why people hate hospitals.”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 18/08/2026
If you really want to understand Deadpool & Wolverine, you need to see Logan. This list is incomplete.
Simpsons nerds to whom the best reply is “a wizard did it”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 11/08/2026
Nikki from Obsession doing her (now infamous) big frown.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 11/08/2026
Frame 1: a white guy with a buzz cut and bad facial hair salutes while crying

Frame 2: he scream
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 14/07/2026
you can put so many different things in an uncrustable too
the product specs of an $8 uncrustables maker
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 27/06/2026
Ready for the prime time matches thank to @sickosfc.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org
A can shaped glass with a parody World Cup 2026 logo where the Cup has been replaced with a Sickos soccer trophy. It reads “PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 13/06/2026
It is!
A chart comparing World Cup countries by GDP/capita in USD. Switzerland is #1 at $100,000 and Qatar is #2 at $88,000. The USA is #4 at $82,000.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 13/06/2026
Kyle wearing a USWNT jersey in a men’s cut. it’s from the “paint drip” era. you know it’s a women’s team jersey because there are stars over the crest.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 10/06/2026
no, we quite literally have Dolans
Family section on Paul Dolan’s Wikipedia entry:

Dolan's son Peter was selected by the Guardians in the 33rd round of the 2014 MLB draft as a third baseman out of Gilmour Academy.[10] His brother Matt was a state senator in Ohio, and his cousin James is owner of the New York Knicks of the National Basketball Association (NBA), and the New York Rangers of the National Hockey League (NHL).
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 02/06/2026
A Magic: the gathering logo generator’s generated logo reading:

“FORTNITE: the cardgame”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 24/05/2026
Google News screenshot with two different headlines:

Headline one from CBS Sports:
Oklahoma City Thunder vs. San
Antonio Spurs Live Score and Stats
- May 22, 2026 Gametracker

Headline two from NBC Sports:
Tottenham Hotspur vs Everton live updates: Spurs take the lead on the final day
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 14/05/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
absolutely insane that armies used to have drummers. like hello yes we are here to slaughter each other but before that my boy nathaniel's gonna drop a sick ass beat on yall Imao show em how it's done nate
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 04/05/2026
It’s all a bit on the nose
A photo of the old terminal of National Airport in the DC area. Outside is parked a black jeep with a bunch of stormtroopers and Darth Vader standing around. Also Imperial flags flying off the jeep. Behind, is the airport in all marble with giant “America 250” banners as backdrop. The same description but closer.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 30/04/2026
Not Popeye!
an old timey newspaper cartoon

panel one, a mustachioed man is talking to a femme-coded Popeye in a feathered hat. Popeye says: LEM. DARLIN, PROMISE YA WON'T BE MAD AT ME IF I TELLS YA SUMPIN

Lem, the mustachioed man: OF COURSE, I WONT BE MAD AT MY LITTLE WIFEY, WHAT IS IT?

Popeye: I YAM AMPHIBIOUS

Lem: AMPHIBIOUS?!!

panel two: Popeye rips off the hat and dress to reveal the traditional Popeye costume. Popeye says:

I WEARS BOTH WOMAN'S AN' MAN'S CLOTHES -
ARF! ARF!

I YAM, POPEYE THE SAILOR
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 16/04/2026
I miss “Yes, Yes, No”
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet • 1h
(Joined Jun '23) (Bluesky Elder)
Clavicular's friend Androgenic


much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social •1h
(Joined Jul '23) (Bluesky Elder)

He's bald and wears a wig that regularly gets stolen. I love him
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 12/04/2026
a white man’s hand holding a 1”x2” metal rectangle with an eagle etched on it with the word “THANKS”a white man’s hand holding a 1”x2” metal rectangle with an a military person in full kit including a rifle with a suppressor etched on it with the words “OPPRESSORS BEWARE”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 13/03/2026
SICKOS-DOT-JPEG
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 12/03/2026
Astronaut pointing a gun at another astronaut saying “Always has been”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 12/03/2026
it makes listening to WAMU in the afternoon more fun. like when you do the CWG update and I’m like
Leo pointing meme
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 07/03/2026
dog tax
giant GSP puppy on a brown leather couch atop a lot of pillows and snuggling/nibbling on a stuffed pig toy (made for children, not dogs; not that it’s ever stopped her)
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 19/02/2026
the movie poster for “Riding in Cars with Boys” but the picture of Drew Barrymore was replaced with a photo of a  dead-and-reanimated-looking pic of the Nonce Formerly Known as Prince Andrew

at the top, the name now reads “Drew Mountbatten-Windsor”

no. I am not okay.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 10/02/2026
fresh is even better.
Two fresh pepperoni rolls, with hot cheese still oozing from them and glistening with oils from the pepperoni inside. Served in a basket with white-and-green checkered paper and a ramekin of marinara.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 10/02/2026
PEPPERONI ROLL ORIGINATION

Born in the coalfields.

Perfected in the bars.

Invented in the 1920s by Italian immigrants in the north-central West Virginia, the pepperoni roll was made for miners - portable, hearty, and full of flavor.

No refrigeration. No fuss. Just bread and sticks of pepperoni baked right in.

Hungover? Pepperoni roll.
Broke? Pepperoni roll.
On the run? Pepperoni roll.

Nettie's Tavern
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 04/02/2026
panel one: Bart Simpson looking sad with the caption “This is the worst one”

panel two: Homer with his hand on Bart’s shoulder to comfort him “This is the worst one so far”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 27/01/2026
me, two minutes ago:
as the group chat’s resident Short King, I love all of the short jokes about Bitch Bovino
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 26/01/2026
peasant: we should improve society somewhat.

pedant popping out of a well: yet you participate in society. curious! I am very intelligent.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 25/01/2026
Pro tip for my Industry folks:
screenshot of Server Life subreddit

Post title: Dealing with ICE in Minneapolis is hard right now, this is how we get the info to the guys on the line quickly and quietly

photo: a point-of-service screen with a modification button that reads “LA MIGRA”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 20/01/2026
yeah, I’d say people are noticing that prices haven’t gotten any better
Hey Kyle,

We noticed a large transaction in your ***** account. Here are the details:

Date: 2026-01-18
Amount: $206.52
Category: Groceries
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 17/01/2026
sorry for X-posting, but the State Senate Majority Leader is definitely included in that
a post from X

L. Louise Lucas
@SenLouiseLucas

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner.  How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia.  10-1
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 09/01/2026
meme of a white guy with short hair and a beard (but no mustache?) saluting and then scream-crying.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 27/12/2025
39 years old and I finally got my Power Wheels
Kyle, wearing a red knit cap, brown sweater and navy winter coat leans on a dark grey Chevy SUV. he is extremely happy and even more uncool.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 27/12/2025
I, today, also purchased my first EV.
Kyle, wearing a red toque, brown sweater and navy winter coat leans on a dark grey Chevy SUV. he is extremely happy and even more uncool.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 16/12/2025
it’s this part right here! the old guys are staying around too long— it’s depressing job prospects all down the ladder! the author is upset that all SW positions are filled by women and people of color, but folks in those positions no longer have the chance to advance like the people above them did!
This was systematic discrimination, documented in writing, implemented without consequence. It’s striking how casual it all was. “Chicago Fire—the UL [upper level] can be [anyone], but we need diverse SWs [staff writers].” As in other industries, upper-level positions—writers with experience and credits—could still be filled by white men. But the entry-level jobs, the staff writer and co-producer positions that Matt and thousands of other aspiring writers were competing for, were reserved for others.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 12/12/2025
third iced espresso of thr morning. Peet’s Coffee Nespresso pods because I’m very tired.
a half-full plastic tumbler of iced espresso with the crema line going all the way up to the top. please excuse the cluttered kitchen counter.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 07/12/2025
SICKOS meme

YES… HA HA HA… YES
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 14/11/2025
this The Atlantic?
The July/Aug 2018 cover of The Atlantic Monthly focusing on a trans kids in a negative light. What should’ve been the top story was “We’re Not Prepared for the Next Pandemic,” and yet…

Anyway, it’s a red filtered photo of a trans boy with the words:

Your Child Says She's Trans.
She Wants Hormones and Surgery.
She's 13.
BY JESSE SIGNAL
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 04/10/2025
AI at its peak
The NES “robot,” ROB
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 29/09/2025
Literally the only campaigning she’s doing in NOVA is running 2024 Trump ads.
A close up photo of Abigail Spanberger, a blonde woman wearing a cloth mask with rainbows on it. The text overlaying her face reads: “ABIGAIL SPANBERGER is for They/Them NOT US”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 26/09/2025
she’s perfect.
a sleepy German Shorthaired Pointer puppy. she is mostly white with brown speckles, a mostly brown head and brown tail. she’s sleeping on a tan checkered pillow-bed.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 26/09/2025
Hey guys, meet Penny.
a sleepy German Shorthaired Pointer puppy. she is mostly white with brown speckles, a mostly brown head and brown tail. she’s sleeping on a tan checkered pillow-bed. the same GSP puppy, now with a blanket and a little blonde girl is cuddling her.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 24/09/2025
Lindsey Bluth (a blonde woman with long hair and bangs) and Tobias Fünke (a bald, bespeckled, mustachioed man) are sitting next to each other having a conversation in three panels.

Panel one, Lindsey: Well, did it work for those people?

Panel two, Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but…

Panel three, Tobias: but it might work for us.
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 06/09/2025
how I performatively read
a black-and-white photo of a young-ish Peter Capaldi looking intensely over the top of a broadsheet newspaper
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 05/09/2025
nah. go further. bring back the WWE’s “In Your House” PPV but make it “IN YOUR WHITE HOUSE”
The most 90s-ass logo you can imagine that reads: “WWF in Your House”
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Kyle Weidleman @weidleman.com · 04/09/2025
Most toddlers aren’t in IATSE, but Jack is the Best Boy
a toddler boy eating a popsicle while wearing a tshirt that reads “LIL BRO”
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