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Weezimp

@weezimp.bsky.social
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I’m just an absur… oops, I mean, observer.

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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
In his @status.news newsletter @oliverdarcy.bsky.social reports the White House got Getty to delete this photo (from a Thanksgiving White House PHOTO-OP STUNT) because Karoline Leavitt was offended It ran only in a Swiss newspaper. It would be a shame if you retweeted and Streisanded it
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Nobody’s listened to anything Schneider’s said for years. Don’t start now.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I too was imaging Foster Brooks introducing Whiskey Pete… “SshecreTAREy uff WORRRRR…”
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Create a war zone, expect casualties.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
As I have been informed by many devout capitalists, they are private businesses and can do whatever they want. Particularly, they can refuse anyone service unless instructed doing so is illegal.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
So they admit privatization can be a bad thing.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
And make him (or his estate) pay for it.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Makes the world go round, as in circling the drain.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
How about tomorrow? Does tomorrow work for you?
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Well, let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Bibi must want something else from him, bigly.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Just call it NY Wordle, that’s all it’s good for (for those that indulge).
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
When my mind combines “Trump” and “run” it concludes “diarrhea“.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Forget regime change in Iran… it’s urgently needed in USA now.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
YES Regime change… in the USA.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Anyone who says the government never creates jobs is completely ignoring defense contractors.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Well, let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
“Is your allegiance to the constitution or to 🍊💩?” If they don’t see the difference, it’s the latter.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
“Exxcellent”.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This ep’s C-block would be a good Father’s Day story.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
American Psycho
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Loss of inheritance would be an even greater ‘opportunity’.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Okay… now do guns.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
This is to commemorate that one time he refused a refill, right?
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
His Effluence.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
His Effluence.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If electing him pope rids him from our country, then I support His Effluence!
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
His Effluence, Pope Shitzinrobe.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Probable distraction from the abysmal performance poll results today (even Faux!)
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I think if I had to meet JD Vance in person, I would lose my will to live too.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Who gave him a steak knife?
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
A Sharpie would have been more believable.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
“Trump” and “outwit” should never appear in a sentence in that order.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Pronounced “shat”.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
So the tariff remains for things like toys. Merry Christmas, shoppers.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
It’s hard to tell when the scammers are masquerading as the criminals.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Loved them to death, literally.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Well, as long as George Soros is paying us to protest, we can afford your silly tariffs.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
When your only support is the poorly educated, you destroy education.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
A “Schumer shutdown” is preferable to a Trump trashing.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Time for SpaceX to become an ex-contractor.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Miss Lindsey is correct, but he got his presidents confused. A case of the vapors, no doubt.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Bet he wishes he had a bottle of water right then.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Apparently Joy Reid is available… (🦆🦆)
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Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @disavowtrump20.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
REPOST if you stand with AOC!
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Sounds like something a privileged felon would say.
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Meaning you inherited Biden’s economy and are beginning to inflate it. Thanks, Don:Old.
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🦋 BlueDaisy 🦋 @bluedaisyrose.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Let's get this circulated!! 😤
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I have a similar issue with the Extreme Court. Several of the justices seem enamored of the “Unitary Executive” paradigm. The question is, do you really want THIS unitary executive? 🍊💩? 🚀💥?
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Weezimp @weezimp.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Minion wants to normalize hating people from India infiltrating tech sector. Hell, my IT job & career was sent to India when this kid was in diapers. I don’t hate people from India for it, I blame the employer who wanted my work done for ¼ the cost.
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