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I make silly videos because come the revolution we will all need a chuckle. Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Black/Biracial ✊🏾Socialist 🚩 Nerd 🎲 Storyteller 🎭 Content Creator 📹 bigfatsocialist.carrd.co www.patreon.com/c/bigfatsocialist

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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
This wee USB light tablet is proving invaluable for designing #MothershipRPG scenarios...
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Never thought getting into D&D would lead to me painting my sister gold to play a pissed off Sphinx but here we are... 🤷🏾‍♂️ youtu.be/M3aQvsGcQIw?...
A screenshot from a video, it shows a woman wearing a golden dressing gown and a head dress. She is standing in a cave and holding a mug, her skin decorated with gold paint and her eye decorated with the markings of the Eye of Horus.
A scroll over her head features an Urn and a Lion emoji abd reads The Spinx Tester of Heroes.

The subtitles below her read are you f----ing kidding me?
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I found this freaky lil squash in the shops and I simply HAD to bring him home.
A miniature pumpkin that appears to have combined (parasitized?) with another white gourd.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Anyone describing welfare cut proposals as 'socialist reforms' because they're an inch further to the left of the same shite policy Starmer's premiership died on either doesn't know what socialism is or has never had to claim benefits in their life.
The trending page on Bluesky, number one topic, reads 'Andy Burnham pushes Socialist Reforms.'

Context: Discussion is around proposed cuts to the UK Welfare Bill.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Got my first real sponsorship apparently... theoldpinklibrary.com
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Their message is "We'd rather fuck our siblings than have brown neighbours." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
*sigh* 12 year old me had no idea that was the best my hair was ever gonna look. Youth...
Boy in a classroom with an afro.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
Spotted in the wild at a Dundee Bus Stop 😂
A piece of graffiti reading "If you're racist you're a thick cunt".
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you? Thats about it, chicken dinner and rant.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
An otter holding a small plastic traffic cone over its head.

Caption reads "I can't get this video format to play-"

The humble VLC media player.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026
One of our players is leaving our game group due to job commitments, and for their penultimate appearance they made everyone little gift baskets... There's booze, hi chew and custom friendship bracelets with charms representing highlights from our Hunter campaign... TROOPS I'M CRYING 😭
A gift tag on a bag that reads, "a bribe for the DM".The interior of the bag, with a bunch of hi chew and a miniature of whiskey.A lovingly made friendship bracelet featuring several charms abd the word HUNTER. These include a sword, eye, face with crosses for eyes, silver bullet, a rose, blood drop and a grenade
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
Addendum: watching 'Alien' with cats hits different.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 11/07/2026
I have spent 3 days being entertained by a sapphic couple and their five cats. This has added 1 year to my lifespan.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 24/06/2026
So I've been brewing Ginger Beer of late, made this batch with 10x ginger lemon tea instead of water, plus ginger, sugar and ginger bug. I racked it, then saw the yeast has started forming jelly chunks? Did I accidentally create a kombucha SCOBY? I kinda don't wanna throw it out, it smells amazing.
Ginger beer, put in some recycled and sanitised pressure safe bottles with honey to backsweeten. The last of the ginger beer in a white plastic fermentation bucket, the yeast at the bottom has become a jelly like texture and has formed small chunks. The smell is intensely gingery with strong citrus notes.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 26/05/2026
Alfabusa asked me if I wanted to voice an utterly jaded Trade Unionist co-head of a Vigilante Org in Hunter the Parenting... Of course I said yes and I had the best time, cheers to all you madyins at Ogre Poppenang!
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 23/04/2026
Aaaaaaaaand TikTok's AI Remix feature is seemingly gone...
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 22/04/2026
Extra! Extra! Person who thought most effective means of cooling thier phone was dunking it in the pool vibecodes entire social media platform into non-functionality, responds to criticism by blocking 300K people for being critical of AI!
A screenshot showing that @why.bsky.team is blocking me.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 17/04/2026
Just spent 4 and a half hours manually opting out of allowing "AI Remixing" on every single video I have ever uploaded to TikTok. No single master toggle feature in my privacy settings, oh no, I had to do it on EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I'VE UPLOADED SINCE 2020.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
So borrowing from the ancient wisdom of "if you need a dungeon map look at the layout of a shopping center" I stripped the details from Gillette Stadium in Boston doubled it and imagined it as an aggregate space station with two hemispheres and rotational gravity that's lower towards the centre! 3/3
HIGH SECURITY AREAS
1.	Ops Deck (Security, Medbay/Life Support).
2.	Spectator Area Escape Pod Bays.
3.	Staff/Athlete Embarking Area.
4.	Spectator Embarking Area.
5.	Coat Check/Firearms Lockers.
6.	Engineering Bay, Rotational Generators.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
Jesus wept dude, cry about it more.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 11/04/2026
A still of Steve Buscemi frim Spy Kids 2 woth the quoted caption "Do you think the devil takes a dump that is so bad, even he finds it disgusting?"
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 06/04/2026
I love my patrons so much.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 24/03/2026
The #MothershipRPG world building might be getting a bit intense...
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 20/03/2026
The packaging of Boromir brand croissant.A Boromir brand croissant out of its packaging.A Boromir brand croissant out of its packaging with three large toothpicks stuck in it.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 17/03/2026
Wow I've had like 15 people block me since I posted this. From which I can only conclude they're either racists, anti-communists, or just hate to see me ALIVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 17/03/2026
Obligatory Hospital Bed Selfie (likely getting discharged soon).
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026
Is this some longstanding noble sassenach custom that I'm too celtic and common to understand? Scotland's been putting wildlife on our notes for years and no one gave a shit.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 01/03/2026
#MothershipRPG forces me to think about what scares me the most, and what consistently fucks me up? Body Horror. The idea of my form painfully, irrevocably twisted into a grotesque worthy of Kafka-esque ostracisation... So I tweaked the Military Training rules and made 3 Mutation tables! ENJOY!
Mutation:
Mutations are another exception to normal rules. ‘Mutants’ are a broad class of people ranging from unfortunate humans born on radiation worlds and sent to colonies on the Rim to crazed ‘Splicers’ seeking genetic perfection through abuse of ‘Plasmids’. Rumours also persist of once human Bioweapons cooked up in Megacorporate labs, Gene Warriors maintained as the private armies of the rich and powerful, and of ‘Abductees’ who have been ‘gifted’ new alien physiology.
To find out if you survived your very DNA being rewritten, make a Body Save:
    • Success: 	Roll one random Minor Mutation and one random Major Mutation.
    • Crit. Success:   As success, but two Minor Mutations & no new Minimum Stress from the Major.
    • Failure: 	Roll two random Major Mutations.
    • Crit. Failure:  Your body couldn’t take the stress of the change and you died.
              
              Gain +1 Minimum Stress for every Major Mutation you gain.
Gain +2 Minimum Stress for every Xenomutation you gain.
Choose a Mutation as a ‘Plasmid’ for it’s cost in CR, triple cost for it to be discreet.
              Mutations can occur twice, and their effects can stack.
Coping Mechanisms do not reduce stress from Mutations/PlasmidsMutations and ‘Plasmids’

Minor 	(Does not increase Min Stress). 
	  	(less obvious, usually unnoticed without physical exam or genetic testing).
	Mutation	 Cost 
(as Plasmid)	Effects
1	Animal Reflexes	250 KCR	Add Min Stress to Combat, [+] if melee only.
2	Eidetic Neurology	300 KCR	Add Min Stress to Intellect or San, [-] to forget anything.
3	Compact Musculature	400 KCR	Add Min Stress to Strength, +1 wound, deceptively strong.
4	Animal Senses	250 KCR	Add Min Stress to Speed, [+] checks relying on your physical senses.
5	Animal Psychology	500 KCR	Add Min Stress to Fear or San, once per session treat a failed Panic check a 1 (Adrenaline Rush).
6	Enhanced Immune System	300 KCR	Add Min Stress to Body, [+] to resist pathogens, parasites and other infections.
7	Megasophogus	300 KCR	Add Min Stress to Body. Derive nutrients from less calorie dense available sources (plant leaves, raw meat, toothpaste, dirt).
8	Hypermetabolism	400 KCR	Add Min Stress to Body. [+] Body saves against poison or drugs. 
Heal, recover from sickness, radiation, thirst, starvation, O2 loss much faster.
9	Animal Physiology	500 KCR	Add Min Stress to Health, +1 wound.
10	Stable Genetics	1 MCR	Add Min Stress to to Body [+] on Body Saves relating to Mutation/Plasmids.
Major 	(+1 Min. Stress, ‘Plasmids’ still look unusual, triple cost for ‘discreet’).
 	 	(obvious deviation form baseline human, animalistic, insectile or even plant like).
	Mutation	 Cost 
(as ‘Plasmid)	Effects
1	Fangs/Claws	 500 KCR	Retractable Claws/Fangs (involuntarily flash if Stressed). 
DMG Based on Current Stress, if twice (P) 0-5 Light, 5-9 Medium, 10+ Heavy)
2	Extra Limb/Tail	500 KCR	Functional limb! Can be taken multiple times, if plasmid placement isn’t obstructive, discrete arms can be covered by custom armour/voidwear.
3	Gigantic Frame	2 MCR	Strength becomes 75 (if twice 90), +2 Max. Wounds.
Increased height, overdeveloped Musculature, requires custom (expensive) equipment and cyberware.
4	Accessory Organs	1 MCR	Gills, Stingers, Accessory Eyes, Crusher Claw, Extra Heart, Pheremones, Ink sack, Venom Glands, Pouch...
5	Voideye	750 KCR	See in the Infrared Spectrum and Low Light, detect higher background radiation,

Definitely doesn’t look human. If twice, notice fine details at long range.
6	Bone Carapace	1 MCR	As Subdermal Plating, interlocks and sits below skin except grows back in 1D10 Weeks when damaged. If twice, repairs faster 1D10 Days.
7	Hyperkaryotitcic Platelets	1 MCR	Gain +1 stress to heal a wound over 1D10 Hours (if twice, 2hrs).
Uncomfortable, draining and causes heavy scarring that appears unnatural.
8	Chameleon Skin	2 MCR	While nude, blend in to environments whilst remaining still.
Colonies of radiotropic chloroplasts in your skin allow you to convert UV radiation & light into glucose to substitute food, won’t starve as long as you have access to water & sunlight. If twice, maintain for a 1D5min duration while moving.
9	Dermal Plates 	 1.5 MCR	Skin protects as Medium Armour, may conflict with voidwear.
If twice, protects as Heavy and definitely conflicts with voidwear.
10	Full Ecological Adaptation	3 MCR	e.g. ‘Merhuman’ (Gills, Porous Skin, Fins & Swimmers)
   ‘Voidhuman’ (Blue Skin, near boneless, Rad Resistance, Zero Grav Adapt). Xenomutations 	 (+2 Minimum Stress and get hunted by stellar governments and megacorps).
			 (Utterly alien, terrible to behold, only obtained through ‘close encounters’).

	Mutation	Effects
1	
Crystalline Neurology	Cranium expands, skin and bone around skull become transparent as brain becomes a crystalline structure that works to Alien means. 
Gain 2 Psionic Abilities Mastered and the Hyperspace Skill.
2	
Hivesense	Strange cluster of pheromone producing glands and sensory receptors that replaces a sense organ (e.g. eyes become atrophied, eventually heal over).

Allows you to infiltrate the environments of some Hivemind organisms without them detecting you, see through their senses and communicate (if you dare).
3.	
‘Hand of God’	One limb becomes a grotesque mass of bioluminescent tentacles.
Three times per day gain 2 Stress to heal a wound in 1 minute. 
If you use this on another creature, they also gain 2 Stress.
4	
Void Shell	
Grows from the spine and eventually forms a carapace with a fluid layer that covers the whole body including the head. You can see through it.

Can be peeled off (painful!) if destroyed regenerates in D10 Weeks.
Functions as Voidsuit, [+] on Strength, can trim to ‘grow’  around cyberware and be compatible with other tech (inc. Alien tech). 
5	
Xenocompatabilty	
Gain new speciality organs for securing, storing and implanting Alien and Human DNA for future use, more easily ‘integrate’ with Biotech.

Future Xenomutations only add +1 Min Stress.
6	
‘Hollow Body’	Bones Atrophy and become fluid filled bladders adapted for low gravity environments. 
-20 to Strength, Gain 2 Levels of Radiation Resistance, [+] on all Zero G tests.
7	
Polyglottic Tongue	Allows you to verbally communicate and replicate sounds and ‘speech’ from non-human physiology. 

Verbally communicating with Humans causes them Stress +1.
8	
Molecular Acid Blood
	
Your skin becomes a leathery silicone structure (Light Armour) and your blood becomes an acid that deals as Medium fire…
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 16/02/2026
For a #MothershipRPG were the players will be delivering a shipload of aid to a Mutant Colony. 1. Primary LZ 2. Lay Seeker Camp 3. Outer Observatory. 4. *Observatory of the Gleaming and Merciful Stars at Lights Edge* 5. Three-Hands' Camp (Lower Mountain) 6. Scally Varmint's Camp (Forest Borehole).
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 10/02/2026
I used to be a Theatre of the Mind GM, then I played #MothershipRPG and now I'm using my hard earned money to buy whiteboards so I can hunt my players to their last like a bloodthirsty Xenopredator harassing a crew from the vents till their flesh is perfectly seasoned with sweet sweet cortisol...
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 31/01/2026
So because I've been running a lot of #MothershipRPG I wound up writing some setting fluff and with it primer for our table showcasing of common threats that I'm calling our 'Known Quantities'. Wanna see the sick shit I have in store for them? Of course you do.
Xenofauna 
Non-sapient Alien life found as a result of space exploration, some adopted or xeno-transplated and used as livestock and pets, game animals, stock for blood sport, or spread by accident causing ecological collapse.

Siriusian Starbison (Xeno Bison Sirius)
The first large scale project of xeno-tranplantation with old Earth stock and the Surian Staurox. Hardy, versatile, a pioneer species and the backbone of the Surrian settler colonial project, the most sought for late terraforming.
C:22 (Gore,Heavy P Blunt) A: Med (Hide) I:55 W: 4 S: 5 or more will stampede if threatened.

Arcturian Raptor (Xeno Falco Arcturius)
A species discovered in the Rimward colonies of the Holy See, these aerial predators quickly adapted to hunting livestock before being quickly embraced as hunting and messenger animals by Rangers and Clan Warriors.
C:33 (Bleeding Med P) A: Lt. (Skeledemis) I:44 W: 1 S: Long to Adj in 7 seconds [+] on Speed. 
Can be raised from clutches on pest species and scout/hunt.
 
Hippolytian Dragon (Xeno Varanus Hippolytus)
A species discovered in the Rimward colonies of the Holy See, these aerial predators quickly adapted to hunting livestock before being quickly embraced as hunting and messenger animals by Rangers and Clan Warriors.
C:44 Bite (Bleeding Med P) A: Med. (Camo Scales) I:44 W: 3 S: On bite, Body [-] if fail, all checks [-] and poisons as radiation 1. Chameleon Skin Xenomutation.

Honetyger (Xeno Tigris Mellarius)
Whoever said “Man is the Most Dangerous Game” never hunted a Honeytyger. These things are smart to the point of laying traps and displaying tool use, and have developed a taste for Hyperbee honey.
C:44 Bite/Claw (Bleeding Heavy P) A: Med (Hide) I:55 W: 4 S: On claw, Body [-] if fail, all checks [-] and hallucinating. Teleport Close to Adj.

Docile Blobs (Xeno Mastigias Calypso)
These totally docile blobs are soft cone-jelly like organisms that are able to convert sun and electrical energy and light into food and proteins. They are bot…Hanger Bats (Chiroptera Stellari)
Vampire bats attached to cattle that made their homes in the hangers of larger ships and adapted to Zero G. Starved Colonies enter torpor until prey is detected. Calls disrupt comms but their guano is a potent fertiliser.
C:22  Bite, Lt (P) Bleeding I:66 W:2 S: Echolocation distorts and disrupts comms [+] on checks relating hearing.

Radical Roaches (Blattaria Stellari)
Cockroaches that have formed a symbiosis with a strain of radiotropic bacteria, swarms are often an indicator of higher than average background radiation. Will infiltrate, damage and destroy ship systems over time.
C:33 Bite, Lt. (P) Bleeding I:44 W:1 S: Touching/Consuming Roach Dirt causes Radiation 1.  

Void Widows (Latrodectus Stellari)
Widow Spiders who adapted to low oxygen environments to the point of being able to survive for short periods in vaccum. Near invisible webs can cover the entrances to bulkheads, vents, and airlocks,or inside vacsuits.
C:33 Bite, Lt. Bleeding I:44 W:1 S: Dying in 1D10 Hours without treatment, Body Save or Paralysed!

Enigmice (Mus Dexter Stellari)
Descended from escaped laboratory mice (and rats) who were subject to Megacorporate experimentation. Ordinary mice by all accounts, till tools go missing and there are unexplained power drains in the ship...
C:11 Bite, Lt. Bleeding -P I88 W:1 S: Technopath Psionic allows them to manipulate ship systems and build their own (tiny) Enigmatic Tech. On interacting 1% ‘Make Contact’, San Save to hear them speak.

Cryocattle (Bos taurusi Sculpturi)
Despite there being far more efficient sources of protein production in the form of cellular agriculture, fish farming and insects, humans simply to bring cattle to their colonies, and selectively breed them for cryo storage.
C:11 (Charge, Lt -P Blunt) I:33 W: 4 S: 10 cattle can stampede if stressed.
Olympian Ox (Bos Turusi Mars)
Cattle that have been selectively bred not for food but as a pioneer species in Gaian terraforming projects. Extremely gift…Tougher Customers
Underworlds Corner Occupier
Muscle and street level toughs for gangs operating in the depths of planetary acropolises and Rimside spaceports, most aren’t seasoned enough to be classified as soldiers but come in handy as security.
C:33 I:66  A: Lt. W:2 S: Pistol and 1 Melee Weapon, Recreational Drugs and a Cred Chip (1D10x100CR)

Planetary/Colonial Security
First responders keeping the peace, enforcing the law, protecting private property and safeguarding the people (or the Company). Some are by-the-book, others aren’t above a bribe, neither are above cracking a skull.
C:40 I:69 A: Med. W:2 S: Pistol Lt Gunshot, Body Cam, 1.8KCRpm aft. expenses, bonus for arrest quota.

Wandering Mutant
A human who as a result of growing up on an irradiated world, being exposed to mutagenic chemicals, lab experimentation or just bad luck has a major mutation. Often shunned, most flee to Mutant Colonies on the Rim.
C:33 I:66 W:2 S: Knife, Pain Meds, Loose Clothing, Cred Chip (1D10x10CR)

Very Tough Hombres
Colonial Marine
The the principle armed forces of the bulk of the known galaxy, either on behalf of stellar governments or as PMCs. Most will do one tour and try to find a straight job, others die, few are desperate enough to go back...
C:44 (Smart Rifle (Hvy P) A:Med (Battle Dress). I:55 W:3 S: Combat Knife (Lt Bleeding) Short Range Comms, 3KCRpm during service.

Star Marshall
Inter-system Law enforcers handling system wide operations, hunting fleeing criminals beyond the core, usually only focussing on serious offenders (with big bounties). Some are Lone Guns, but many partner up.
C:44 Pistol (Hvy. Gunshot) I:70 W:3 S: Body Cam, Bio-Identity Tag, Lt or Med Armour Clothing.

Underworlds Enforcer
Collectors, soldiers and street level organisers of the Underworlds managing larger operations and keeping the rank and file in line. Some are ex-Cons less likely to rise further, but those who don’t squeal hope to be ‘Made’.
C:44 I:66  A: Lt. W:3 S: Pistol and 1 Melee Wea…Humanity
Humans, regular, outfitted and modified. By and large the most common threat to other humans in the galaxy, their level of danger is usually proportional to their assets (these can double as character load-outs).

Average Jos of the Core and Beyond
Core World Worker
Your run of the mill, bog standard human white/blue/red collar worker. Leading a merge existence but with all the amenities the Core can offer, maybe even dental. Those who can get jobs cling on to them.
C:22 I:44 W:2 S:1D10KCR in Assets, 1.5KCR in savings at most, 1.5KCRpm pay after rent.

Rimward Colonist
Can’t find a job in the core but don’t think you can stomach spacefaring life? Find new opportunities in the Rimward Colonies! The Company is willing to cover all your expenses!* (cover means work off).
C:24 I:55 W:2 S: 1D5K in Assets, 1D20KCR in Company Debt, 3.5KCRpm before expenses.

Starship Crewman
More comfortable with the hum of engines and the kiss of stimpaks than a busy planetary acropolis or a storm beaten colony. Sailing the stars in motley crews and living pay check to paycheck, blowing every bonus you get.
C:25 I:55 W:2 S: 1D5K in Assets, 1D20KCR Certification and Training Debt, Company Pay 2.5KCRpm before expenses.

Rim Clan Member (or Voidborn)
Stellar nomads, the decedents of the earliest human settlers, or lost colonies left to thrive far from the core. Not all are warriors, but are generally hardier than than any coreworlder and happy to remind any they meet.
C:26 I:66 A: Lt. W:2 S: 1 Weapon, MoHab Unit, Geiger Counter or Bioscanner, Organic Pet or Short Range Comms.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 21/12/2025
There's a small cult of Sandwich Fanatics in my Discord, this ones for them. Untested Sandwitch: Roast beef, cheese (spread and cheddar), tomato, bacon, rocket, shallot, with mayo (+Worcestershire, lemon, capers, garlic and a dash of Chipotle Cholula). #sandwitchcraft #QuarterlySandwichReview
A Sandwich. Roast beef, cheese (spread and cheddar), tomato, bacon, rocket, shallot, woth mayo (with Worcestershire, lemon, capers, garlic and a dash of Chipotle Cholula). The beef is medium doneness, a light pink.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 21/12/2025
Right, its that wonderful time of year where I bust out the deli slicer mum thought would be a one-time use impulse purchase when I was 13 and slice a beef... little deeper gradient than I'd have liked but still a rosy medium and 1.5% weight in salt for the dry brine has this perfectly seasoned.
A deli slicer with some beef jus and pepper on it, to its left is half a roast beef topside joint, a small tub of jus and a small pile of very thinly sliced roast beef.Half a roast beef topside joint, a small tub of jus and a small pile of very thinly sliced roast beef.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 13/12/2025
Those comas are fucking hilarious...
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 10/12/2025
I made a D100 list of Megacorporations in case my #MothershipRPG players ever decide to bust into a random shipping container during salvage missions. Researching this made me realise that a glance? Global capitalism is just companies that do one or more of 1. War 2. Bank 3. Logisitcs (aka War).
Megacorporatization and its Ship Contents.

    1. The Honourable Gaian Grain Company (COMMONWEALTH, AGRICULTURE, FOOD PROCESSING, TERRAFORMING, ENERGY).
    2. Martian Plasteel (COMMONWEALTH, ASTROMINING, MINERAL ENRICHMENT, SMALL ARMS, MILITARY VEHICLES).
    3. Cocaine Cola Company (COMBINE, PHARMACEUTICALS, BIOFUEL GENERATORS, AGRICULTURE, GENE CROPS, CLONING).
    4. PegaSys (COMBINE, CIVILIAN AND MILITARY SHIPWRIGHTS, THRUSTER AND ENGINE EXPERTS).
    5. Royal Bank of Venus (COMMONWEALTH, LOGISTICS, INSURANCE, INTERSTELLAR BANKING).
    6. Gaian Stellacom (COMMONWEALTH, STELLACOMMUNICATIONS).
    7. Bank of Sirius (COMBINE, LOGISTICS, INSURANCE, GALACTIC BANKING).
    8. Gorgon Security and Logistics (COMBINE, LOGISTICS, PRIVATE MILITARY CONTRACTOR).
    9. Vanderloop Volatiles Incorporated (COMBINE, EXOCHEMICALS, MANUFACTURING, ASTEROID MINING).
    10. StellaBioTechnica (COMBINE, PHARMACEUTICALS, BIOFUEL GENERATORS, AGRICULTURE, GENE CROPS, CLONING).
    11. Du Lac Rifles (COMMONWEALTH, LUXURY SMALL ARMS TECH, VOIDWEAR, ARMOUR).
    12. Argon Hypercom (COMBINE, STELLACOMMUNCIATIONS).
    13. Pillar Labour Solutions (COMBINE, SERVICE ANDROID FOUNDRY, CORPORATE SECURITY).
    14. EXT-Arcana Arms (COMBINE, WEAPONS MANUFACTURING, ARMOUR, MILITARY TECH).
    15. Decker & Osterfield (COMBINE, LUXURY WEAPONS MANUFACTURING, LUXURY SHIPWRIGHTS).
    16. Falling Star Systems (COMBINE, CLASS-0 SHIPS, FIGHTER-CRAFT, VEHICLES).
    17. Galatea Foundry (COMBINE, EX-COMMONWEALTH, ROBOTICS AND ANDROID FOUNDRY, TURING REDUNDANT ANDROIDS).
    18. Popular Astronautics (SESSION, CIVILIAN SHIPWRIGHTS, CLASS-0 SHIPS, VEHICLES).
    19. Fair Trade (SESSION, LOGISTICS, FOOD EXPORTS, MINERAL EXPORTS, ENERGY EXPORTS).
    20. Maternity (SESSION ANDROID FOUNDRY, ROBOTICS, ANDROID RETROFITTING CENTER TURING REDUNDANT ANDROIDS).
    21. Limited Credit (SESSION, INSURANCE, INVESTMENT, INTERSTELLAR CREDIT UNION).
    22. Popular Ordinance (SESSION, SMALL ARMS RETROFITTING, ARMOUR, COMBAT…
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 29/11/2025
Well here's what my players know for now at least... #MothershipRPG
'Babel'- Your crew discovered a ships graveyard of hundreds of vessels and wrecks surrounding a sensory anomaly disrupting ship systems and jamming comms, yet something tells you you're not alone... will you grab some salvage and run, or dig deeper?

'The Gold of Jenkins Country' – Your Ship docks at the space elevator on WRZ-3L Neo-Cornwall: a Clone Collective known colloquially as Jenkins Country as 20% of its inhabitants are instances of the Shiphand Jenkins Clone Line. All does not seem well in Jenkins Country, a tension seems present in the air...

'Whats Beef?' - You've picked up a distress signal agricultural freighter Geryon, a drive failure has forced them to prematurely leave hyperspace with 2000 head of animal livestock blissfully sleeping in their cryohold. The StellaBioTechnica execs will pay handsomely to insure this cargo arrives on time... alternatively they surely wouldn’t miss a few cows right?

'Prime Time Holotheatre' – Your crew awake from hypersleep early when the ship is forced to exit hyperspace midway to their intended jump point, you’re well stocked with supplies, life support is still functional, it’s just gonna be a long boring repair job before you can get going. But since you’re gonna be passing time between spacewalks to do repairs, why not make use of the Holoprojector?'Standoff on F--- Palace Alpha' – Your Crew are contacted by infamous Holomovie producer Bupht Shupley as security for a deal taking place on the seedy Rec Station ‘F--- Palace Alpha’ in exchange for a decent  payment and free accommodation. Will you turn a blind eye to Bupht’s shady business and blow off some steam? Or will you find out just how hard you can really get f---ed on this station?

All Out of Liberty: A pair of Surrian Civil War era Troopships have come out of hyperspace and appear to have taken over and cut off comms from now Combine colony of Contsitution in the Yribdia system. The nearest CISS Military Vessle is a week out, but as it happens a handful of mercenary vessels have picked up the distress call, with the Combine more than willing to foot the bill for any costs...

'Blood and Rum': Hammer Hammer, a Red Flag Patrol Craft of the Free Fleets, sent a dropship to the jungle moon VL-248 in the Ulanov system to retrieve a cache of ‘Provision’ left there by fellow Variners. Two weeks ago their away team sent a message declaring the moon to be ‘Dread’, a taboo/evil place, and cut off all contact. 

Captian Meralda of the Comm cannot find volunteers willing to send a rescue party lest they bring ‘dread’ back to her Ship, and so is sending out messages to any outsiders willing to help discover the fate of her crew and recover their supplies.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 25/11/2025
5 of these 6 trending topics actually about Trump. I hate this timeline.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 25/11/2025
The Wee Red Shed lives...
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 23/11/2025
"Yo on the amen, corner I stood lookin' at my former hood Felt the spirit in the wind, knew my friend was gone for good Threw dirt on the casket, the hurt, I couldn't mask it Mixin' down emotions, struggle I hadn't mastered..."
Pope Leo XIV Looking like he's dropping some bars
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 16/11/2025
Sometimes when I write stuff for my players its for serious plot centric reasons... and sometimes I wanna make a D100 Table of the Galaxy's Top Holofilms so I know what the crew are watching on the ship's projector between being traumatised and getting into debt during missions. #MothershipRPG
GAFTA TOP 100 HOLOFILMS (2101-Present)


    1. Extraterrestrial
    2. Swordwalker
    3. Entanglement
    4. Dark Matter: On the Farside of the Galaxy
    5. Roboboy II
    6. Aliens and Cowboys
    7. Cryofever
    8. Love at Lagrange Point
    9. Exterminator
    10. Space Zombie
    11. Angel in Guchee
    12. Teamster, Scientist Soldier Synth
    13. What?! I’m the Princess of Mars?!!!
    14. Passion of Robots
    15. 2201: A Void Saga
    16. Floppit Treasure Planet
    17. Do Electric Sheep Know Androids Dream About Them?
    18. Abeni
    19. Dark Matter III: The Logistical Preparation at Fort Prosperity
    20. Blokeback Valley
    21. Its a Wonderful Robot
    22. The Godparent
    23. Space Zombies
    24. The Fairly Wonderful Eight
    25. Ace Spacer: Space Racer
    26. Robot Armageddon
    27. Dark Matter V: Into the Abyss
    28. Dark Matter IV: Light’s Edge
    29. Robot Armageddon
    30. Roboboy
    31. Extraterrestrial VS Robot
    32. I Married a Sessionist!
    33. Necropolitian
    34. Raiders of the Outer Rim
    35. Dark Matter II: Crimson Nebula
    36. Gaian Holiday
    37. Ace Spacer: Dead Man’s Land
    38. Swordwalker 2249
    39. First Out of Cryo
    40. Wilfred and Plyer: The Wrong Vacsuit
    41. Seven Clones of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
    42. Dude, Where’s my Spaceship?
    43. Momento Mori: The Great Space War in Colour
    44. Lunch in Liberty
    45. Seeking The Way to My Heart
    46. Planet of the Newts
    47. Best Little Brothel Station in Nebula Christi
    48. Alotta Butta, Space Detective
    49. But the President is an Alien!
    50. The Rim Job
    51. Captain Whiskers
    52. Extraterrestrials
    53. Robot Armageddon II
    54. Robot Armageddon III
    55. Captain Whiskers: Luxury Feliner
    56. Not Space: Edge of Nothing
    57. I Married a Sessionist, and now we’re in a Polycule with an Alien!
    58. The Yorbian Connection
    59. Schnugglewumps…
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 04/10/2025
I braved the storm to see the RSNO playing Mahler with my dad and brother. I ain’t much for body confidence these days but boy does a man feel good when he gets the chance to throw on a big coat.
The man known as Elias, feeling very sure of himself in a big light blue overcoat.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025
           Sadistic Sabotage (17th Level)
Learn two more up to 14th level Artificer Magic Item Plans.

Your Sabotaging Charms can now destroy magical items that are Legendary, and when a creature is dealt damage by one of your Sabotaging Charms, double the damage.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025
           Sophisticated Sabotage (13th Level) 
Learn two more up to 10th level Artificer Magic Item Plans.

The damage form your charms can now be Acid, Thunder or Cold and you can now set complex triggers for your Charms (such as temperature changes, a spoken phrase or the use of a specific spell or school of magic) on a delay of up to 8 hours.

When a creature or object is reduced to 0 hit points by damage from a sabotaging charm you may choose to deal any remaining damage to another creature or object within 15 feet of them.

Your Sabotaging Charms can destroy magical items of Very Rare or lower quality.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025
           Savage Sabotage (9th Level):
Learn two more up to 6th level Artificer Magic Item Plans.

Damage from your Sabotaging Charms is now considered magical, and on triggering any non-magical objects they are attached to are also destroyed. Your Sabotaging Charms can also destroy magical items of Rare or lower quality.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025
           Savvy Sabotage (Level 3):
As a bonus action, you can do one of the following:

Scrutinize Item: Focus on an item and learn if it is a magic item or some other magical object, whether it requires Attunement, and how many charges it has, if any. If you instead touch the item, you also learn its properties and how to use them, whether any ongoing spells are affecting the item and what they are. 

Nullify Item: Touch a magical item leaving behind a tiny Charm to disable its properties. Upon triggering, for one hour (or until the sabotage is discovered and the Charm removed) that item’s magical properties are nullified and if it is attuned to a creature their attunement to that item is broken.

Sabotage Item: Touch an object and leave behind a sabotaging charm to rig it to damage its next user.  The damage dealt is equal to your sneak attack die/dice and is your choice of piercing, fire or lightning.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 31/08/2025
       Rogue – Saboteur 
Nice weapons/armour you got there! Be a real shame if something happened to em…

           Saboteur's Secrets (Level 3): 
You learn two up to 2nd Level Artificer Magic Item Plans, gain expertise in two kind of tools and your choice of Arcana or Investigation.

You also learn how to use rudimentary arcane and alchemical knowledge to identify magical objects and attach Sabotaging Charms to disable, disrupt or even destroy them.

You may set a Charm to trigger on a delay of up to an hour or another simple trigger (e.g. the unsheathing of a sword or the opening of a box lid) but otherwise the default triggers are:
 -When a creature wearing or carrying the object is next hit with an attack.
 -When the object is wielded as a weapon and used to make an attack.

If a creature suspects an item sabotaged it must succeed on an intelligence saving throw equal to 12 Plus your Rogue level to identify the sabotaging charm and another save of the same difficulty to disarm it without triggering any other effects.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 07/08/2025
Iain M. Banks' 'The Player of Games', in which the greatest game theorist of the Culture (a technocommunist pan-Alien utopia) is blackmailed into upending another civilisation whose entire social hierarchy organised around a highly complex game. Looking back from Utopia is horror in its own right.
The cover of Iain M. Banks 'The Player of Games' from the Culture series, which features serveral yellow simiplified stars, planets and spheres on a black baground and a yellow grid.
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 09/07/2025
Grok: *says something critical of Musk/Trump* Musk: Yep... there's your problem!
The back of the Krusty the Clown doll from the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror III, but with the EVIL and GOOD settings changed to GROK and MECHAHITLER
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 08/07/2025
The working title is... 'Whodunblowedthebugleonthehypertraintomurderville?'
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Big Fat Socialist @bigfatsocialist.blacksky.app · 03/07/2025
TTRPG Creators all take heed: There is reading and learning about the plight of real people to tell nuanced stories, and then there is reducing people to bit caricatures that reinforce their ongoing persecution. Do not do this, ever. This is some FATAL bullshit and brings disrepute to our craft.
Descriptor for an in-game Hazzard called 'Illegal Alien'

Illegal Alien (Dangerous; Formidable in groups)

    Features:
        Unintelligible language
        Orange jumpsuit
        Shackles
    Drives:
        Escape
        Aggression
        Organize in Gangs
    Tactics:
        Shiv from behind
        Brave only in groups
        Dogpile
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