Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Here’s more dick for your life! Enjoy your Sunday! Gotta walk the pup, wash the monster and get to the gym! #SuckitSunday 91516 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Happy #FCF! When I’m not plugging hole, I’m greasing pole, with #BatorBalm! (There’s your cringey dad style add campaign.) A before and after photo set… 😜 71259 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Who the hell left me alone in a hotel room?!? Time to repaint baby! 😈 1219613 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I gotta stop clowning around and get the Halloween decorations done. Tugz the Clown is available for your next party! 🤡 81195 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Frigay! Whoop! #FCF can someone get me a towel or lend me a mouth… 1019219 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026#shitkickingsunday Don’t let this Sunday kick the shit out of you! Heading to the gym (ate way too much this week)! 819010 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Seems early but the neighbors are spooky season decoratin’… here’s you a pumpkin spice penis! #FCF 613610 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026As summer starts to slip away, sad to say, but nonetheless… Happy Labor Day! Signed, The Himbo Poet 71957 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Ahhhh coffee… and now to walk the beast! Wishing y’all the day you deserve, which I’m hoping is hawt and naughty! 925119 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Looks like we made it! Go forth and prosper #FCF! Hugs and tugs! 41568 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Gotta keep Big Red youthful… 🤣 Happy #FCF! This weekend treat yo’self! 517311 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Oh and twofer Friday, while working in San Diego this week, I found the NP hat I was looking for in my size and it was on super sale… winning! 🤣 319911 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Happy Humper Gents! Just keep twerking towards the weekend! 😘🍆💦 61518 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026How does one guy turn shy and another turn exhibitionist? My Saturday ponder… But now to get dressed for my side gig… sadly not prostitution… 927218 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026#FCF I mean we can softie for fat cock Friyay right? I ain’t your bio daddy but sunblock & hydrate damnit! 1231126 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Everything needs water and the plants like it better when you water in an open robe… TGI #FCF! 517510 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Again, giving himself the pep talk, “You are more than an appendage…” 😜 Happy #FCF we made it!!! What a mutha f’n week! 924613 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Let’s get to humpin’… this day, that is. Again, why can’t I just be paid (with benefits) to hump for a living?!? Life ain’t fair! 😢😜 1024718 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026And just like it’s been sitting on the rollers at 7-11 all day! Blam! Ask and thou shall receive! Wieners for all! 4342 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Happy 250th neighbors! It’s not a perfect world, but let’s try to leave this day better than we found it! 5912 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026More summer living #FCF Old man and the sea! Happy Friday gents! 2283294 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Ok, well, here’s to Hump Day! C’mon Friday!!! Damnit! 😉 815713 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This is going to be a crazy packed Pride week, so I don’t forget to say it.. Happy Pride y’all! 523921 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026A Monday reminder, love your prick, but work on not being a prick… the world has enough of that shit. 😘 51047 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Is there a #semisoftSaturday? Guess there is now! Blam! 712811 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Sit those humps right on down and wake me up! Happy Humper Day! 422025 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Here’s to #FCF! My wish for you, may your nuts be blissfully busted this weekend, 💦 many times! 516713 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 22/05/2026#FCF Wishing you a three-day weekend full of wieners for all of your eager holes! 🌭 Get glizzy with it! 210212 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The Magic 8 Ball says it’s definitely going to be a fantastic #FCF! Go forth and frolic! 0765 0
Weegie @weegiewolf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Is anyone else red light therapy’n their balls? Is this really a thing or another gooner gimmick? 4774 0
