DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Khiree Stewart has been here too long to say "Worchester County." 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Does he think Ford's Theatre is named after Gerald Ford? 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If ABC refused to air this whatever it is, why is there a big ol' ABC News logo on my TV screen? 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Incorrectly attributing the quotation is the least offensive thing about this banner, tbh. OPM HQ was named after TR in recognition of his work to dismantle the spoils system and establish a non-partisan, merit-based civil service -- work that this Administration is trying to destroy. 1/2 164
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 11/04/2026"And, Reid, just to confirm you are pushing the PTT button" is absolutely sending me. 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Putting a bunch of thin-skinned, trigger-happy goons in airports at the height of middle school trip-to-DC season sounds like a very ungood idea. 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The new map mutes my voice and ensures I will never be represented by a progressive who reflects my views. Of course, that's as much the point of redistricting as gaining the 1st District seat, isn't it? 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I hate cheering for a Gilman, but here we are. 020
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I don't know how an object with the mass of Derrick Henry can be so agile at that speed. 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Yes, sir! That's what I want to see. 020
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Refs already on their bullshit tonight. 031
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 19/12/2025"...likewise, congratulations to President Kennedy..." is absolutely taking me out. 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Each year I play a little game in my head, wondering when my mother will remember my birthday. I just realized that game is over. It's weird to mourn dysfunction, but grief is weird. And messy. And you grieve for what was, what wasn't, and what was wished for in diverse measures. 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 22/06/2025If one of my childhood fears had to become a real threat, I would have preferred quicksand. 010
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Howard apologizes if this sounds racist. 010
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Baby Lasagna vs Käärijä was delightful! #eurovision 020
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I was NOT expecting this from the Sammarinese. What a fun song! #eurovision 020
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Sweden knows the way to my heart! #eurovision 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 17/05/2025What the hell just happened? Quite the banger from the Finns. #eurovision 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 17/05/2025This sea shanty - EDM hybrid is definitely a VÆB. #áframísland #eurovision 010
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I don't care how many languages you sing it in, Morticia, there's no saving that song. #eurovision 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Now THIS is what I want from Eurovision! Espresso macchiato per favore. 010
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Good to learn this early in the season that the dog will not go into the basement. 011
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 29/04/2025My poor dog was not prepared for that Strike 3 to Judge. 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 15/04/2025The Applebee's commercial using Enya's "Only Time" is amazing. I laughed. I cried. I woke up this morning certain it had been a hallucination. I laughed and cried all over again when I discovered it was not. 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 01/04/2025If you're not watching Cory Booker read letters from constituents about what Medicaid cuts would do to them and their loved ones, you should be. They are telling you how your tax dollars are being used. 010
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Heard in the bar: "That looked like a panda running the bases." 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Wtf was that Barry Glazer commercial????? 010
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Holy cow, boys! There are still 161 more games to play. 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 25/03/2025This man is convinced that Social Security is a payment transaction service. He is woefully unprepared for the job. 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Going out on a limb here, but I don't think the 65 runs all the way to Georgia. 020
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Gonna pour one out for Mac Mathias and Ted Stevens tonight. 🥄 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Is this supposed to be Tom Cruise? 121
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Parents: Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, before you send them out into the world, teach your children how to read and understand a utility bill. 000
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Stopped in at O'Shea's after the game and the "KSAL Show" is on all the TVs. I have no idea what we're watching, but it is fucking amazing. 010
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 12/01/2025If vibes count for anything, they are immaculate in the 500s tonight. 030
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Someone did lots of snow zoomies at daycare today. 050
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Cocina Luchadoras is hooking up with Saunter? Hot damn! 021
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Michael Pierce!media.tenor.coma young girl is sitting at a table with her arms outstretched .Alt: a young girl is falling off her chair laughing 020
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Pat Ricard just escorted Myles Garrett back to the team bus. I'm gonna need a gif of that. 010
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Sometimes all you can do is laugh when you watch Lamar run. 020
DEXI's Midnight Runner @weebilsurglace.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Big "begin as you mean to go on" energy from this one today. I might join her shortly because why not? 000
