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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Great big pooch! And silent compared to the two wee shites we have now!

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Hoofed up Ben Lomond today. Jeezo! I am burst and will not be moving for at least the next two days

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Why does his mum look like Voldemort when he’s stuck on the back of Professor Quirrell’s head?!?

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I can’t help but have this sentiment when it comes to Melania though ⬇️

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

She’s a particularly nasty bitch. I’m not entirely convinced her surname isn’t Umbridge

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Just saw elsewhere that these albums are all turning 30 this year. And I thought I was having a good day today too!

Selection of 90’s absolute banging album covers

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

My boys got their Christmas tidies today and they’re so handsome I could just squeeze their wee smoosh faces

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Just saw the list of gritter names for this year and they have outdone themselves These always make me smile

List of funny Scottish gritter names for winter

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Middle age comes at you, one minute you’re burning the candle and rocking up at all hours, next you’re up at 6 on a Saturday making stock for chicken soup Doesn’t look pretty now, but this nectar will make THE best soup later #Dotage

Bubbling chicken thighs & veg, looks horrible, tastes amazing

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

So the dogs, pictured for cuteness, ate approx 20 progesterone tablets after they broke into my HRT stash. So I’ll be expecting the boys to start their periods any time now 😂😂

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Found my motivational enamel badge of the week and it’s only Monday.

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Does my cottage pie have at least 3 major leakage points? Yes, yes it does. Is it still a thing of beauty? You, bet yer fucking arse it is!

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Tell me again why these men have governments bending over backwards to hand over all our information to them? One looks like a disappointed middle aged Asian lady and the other a disgruntled Dobby on the verge of tears. These men are not aspirational. They are a cautionary tale

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Soup season. I know I early announced this year, but I think it’s fair to say it’s official now. Minestrone the day, and the morra ….and….and

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

What on earth is going on with yer man’s hair? I know I’ve no seen this pish for years but seriously …….wit????

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Don’t evangelicals hate everyone though? How can they follow the teachings of republican Jesus otherwise?

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Sun is shining. Dugs have been walked and are gradually winding down. Time for a wee drive and a roast dinner. Autumn Sundays are my favourite Sundays *picture of dogs for cuteness #JackNVictor

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I have not woken up ready to face this week at all. I wish we could all just wear those wee jackets that rescue dogs wear. “Do not approach” “Definitely do not pet” 😂 It would make starting the week/day/everyday, all day interactions so much easier

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I’m so sorry to hear that. It’s devastating, they are family. I lost my old pooch just after Christmas. They have a lot to live up to

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Good morning These wee shites got up at 4.30am and this is the state of them. The state of me would haunt yer dreams! #HaufShutKnife #TooAuld

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Why it must be catching because these wee shites have done nothing but test their voices all chuffin day!

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

But she’s an immigrant from Mordor isn’t she?

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Up ye, ya Fucking Child Rapist Bastard Get tae Fuck #TrumpIsACunt

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Can everyone just stop what they’re doing and look at my two wee dugs who got their first haircuts today. It will make you feel better. And if it doesn’t, you might be dead inside

Two wee Lhasa apso puppies looking all cute and smart

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Aw man, seen this elsewhere and it was described as a Dickin Strip 😂 🤮😂

Penis shaped chicken strip from McDonald’s

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Absolutely pinched off a.n.Other site but too good not to!

Says “wow! 2780 year old Israelite tablet finally translated to reveal its message “Persia is only weeks ago from developing a nuclear weapon”

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

We’re on Day 12 of avocado watch. 2 of the 4 have been discarded after having shown much potential for inner softening, yet when cut were still like reinforced concrete. The watch continues

Two avocados unripe following a vigilance of now 12 days

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

The world has gone to utter shit. Even Jack had an existential crisis in the middle of his first foray up the stairs independently

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Almost certainly referencing everyone’s favourite whipped soft cheese from Lidl

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

It looks like there may be some ripening movement on the go from one of the four. Huge developments. Still feels like a serious contender for blunt instrument of the year, but appearances indicate that there may be internal softening behind the scenes #AvocadoWatch

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Sat down for a coffee and the dugs wanted up for a cuddle, i cannae reach my coffee now and they’re both sleeping and farting freely. It smells so bad!!

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Quite the directional change the young lad seems to have experienced. Not so long ago it was all ‘for the many’ and now it’s what? Fuck em all??

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Update on the dugs, since it’s Friday and the world is shite. They wouldn’t sit still wi their bunnets on, but look at my wee Jack n Victor 😘😘

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Not yet, they arrived last night and have been settling in

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Right folks I am picking up these two handsome bastards next week We liked Dozer but were stuck on the other name, any suggestions?

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Im still not convinced she isn’t some kind of horrible made real mannequin remake if I’m entirely honest

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

😂😂😂 You’re thinking about Roy Walker

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I’m sorry but this only works if you’ve never seen Roy Hodgson ex England Football manager and wondered “what would he look like freeze dried?” 💭

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Weird how none of them ever look up the job description before they start braying

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Does he think we should all be following this dude ⬇️

Image shows Republican Jesus and his antithesis to the teachings of actual Jesus to illustrate how based the base of Orange Jesus actually are

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

The best wee dug in all the shires went over the rainbow bridge today and I am heartbroken

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I always saw him as an aged Vincent D’Onofrio from Men in Black Just a big fucking bug in a meatsuit

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.

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wee-dumplin.bsky.social @wee-dumplin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Bomber will be busy trying to rid the internet of pics like this ⬇️

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