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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW

@wedgiewhacker.bsky.social
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NYC/DC brat. Account is mostly my butt and my snark. Interests include D/s, spanking, wedgies. Flag fuchsia, grey and hunter green on the right. Middle, pup, other roles. 18+ only (30s), he/they

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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some of the wreckage from Saturday night's nerd/bully party in Chicago
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'd also add Grouse House (aussie youtube channel/streaming platform) to the mix; they've had Demi Adejuyigbe from Dropout and Colin Mochrie on recently.
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And some photos for good measure
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally getting around to posting some clips from a scene a few weeks ago with a dom who isn't on here. New shirt feels satisfyingly middle-coded, not that it stayed on that long.
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And here's some video of what led to me looking like that
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Get yourself the kind of friends who host spanking parties worth flying across the country for to celebrate their birthdays.
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ooh, DELUXE consequences
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Got distracted by THOUGHTS when playing the new Splatoon game and wound up writing a short spanking fic archiveofourown.org/works/90884651
archiveofourown.org
Making Adjustments - a17tabris-porn (a17tabris) - Splatoon (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Meant to post these when it happened on Saturday, but better late than never (especially since some of the marks still feel fresh a few days after)
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's embarrassing, but I hope you get a chance to see it in person again sometime soon
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Closed out my @hotseatvegas.bsky.social with a good friend pinning me down by sitting on me and twisting me into pretzels while beating my ass
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Took some more strapping to pass the time before a final scene
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I wish you were here too!
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And the aftermath (📷: @trekkiebear.wedgiehaven.com)
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Random encounter with a large strap
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Learning to be a good elf. Those three Santas were mean!
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Got some help testing out a new absurdly large implement today
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh hey it's me (on the cross)
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
what to wear if I'm going out with you
Deltarune screenshot: Outfit to thrash your date's ass
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm always interested in hanging out with you and talking about spanking if the timing works out
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
... yeah this would hit like a ton of bricks coming from you
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
(also had an unexpected free day to do some of the touristy stuff I never get around to when I travel to see people, including a couple hours at the Seattle Art Museum)
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Meant to post these earlier but never got around to it; it was great seeing everyone at a party in Seattle last weekend, especially @bratofnone.bsky.social who I hadn't seen in way too long
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I'm more of a visual learner, I might need to watch some more videos before I figure out the answer
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I feel like I should be making a balls joke now.
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Nature's plums, as they're known
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I was saving those for breakfast! Were they delicious, at least?
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The anniversary of this thread is later in the month, but I'm reupping it for May Day
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
it's the tuning for a ukulele (the strings are A, B, D, Lower A)
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Had a nice time at and after today's party. It's always particularly nice when friends from out of town make a surprise appearance.
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I do feel like the sound effects on the video are also a giveaway to anyone who knows this spanker
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
No more pictures from HSR, but enjoy this video of a Dom amusing themself by using my red butt as an etch-a-sketch
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
yeah that sounds JUST like you
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I also think you're underestimating how loudly I'm picturing screaming "bonjour"
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
nooo don't laugh at it that's embarrassing 🫣
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
some penis havers are into the first one and no one is into the second one so statistically you've got a shot at a good outcome?
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
this is like my constant worry that I'll think of this post when I'm about to suck a dick and either laugh inexplicably (bad) or actually scream bonjour at a penis (worse)
Nested posts:
Post 1: chat message reading "I'll speak french between your legs" with the caption "The hottest things I've ever been told
Post 2: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis
Post 3: Sacre bleu mademoiselle vagina hon hon hon titty croissants
Post 4: Titty croissants
Post 5: None of you should ever be having sex
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
(and yes, that's a lace jockstrap, some of us are CLASSY)
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I think this is my last set of pictures from HSR. If I'm allowed to be sappy on my porn account, getting to see and play with so many people I adore (and meet new people) is healing for me, and knowing this space is there for me helps keep me going for the rest of the year. Hey look, a red butt!
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ha, no, I was just over that table a number of times and I don't remember which one resulted in the picture
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My time at @hotseatretreat.bsky.social wasn't JUST about butts, I also got a lovely flogging on my back on Saturday afternoon once the sun wasn't shining directly on the St. Andrew's cross
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sometimes the scenes at big events blur together; I don't actually remember who it was that bent me over this table but the picture is nice
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Gotta be that little stingray guy, but maybe I'm biased based on your daddy telling me how much you hate it >:3
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Pretty sure those paddles recognize your butt!
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
One high point of the weekend was finally meeting @sir-merrick.bsky.social in person after hearing about him from his boy for so long (of course I had to get him to have a go at me)
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Hot Seat Retreat may have lived up to the hot part of its name a little too well (107F on Friday!) but the plus of that is that the waterfall that's always too cold to hang out in actually felt just about perfect, especially on heated buns (I really love transparent soaked tighty whities)
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Still have a backlog of photos from @hotseatretreat.bsky.social to post here, but for now a memory of Friday afternoon when someone used a squirt gun so my red butt would shine through my soaked tighty whities
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Got the fronts of my thighs painfully worked over the other day and yes I've definitely posted my dick before but this time the focus is on my thighs and I don't want to distract you perverts by having it front and center
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Babysitter promised not to tell everyone how I was dressed if I let him do whatever he wanted to me
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Wedgiewhacker🔜BAW @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Intermediate and completed pics of some morning color courtesy of @bdjuggler.bsky.social (shoutouts to the hospitality of @hotseatretreat.bsky.social and the craft work of @littleredspanking.bsky.social)
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