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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Scoping out the website of a nearby food truck and it's like... at least review the AI slop before you use it 😂

Screenshot of part of a website with an image of a "food truck"

Text on the food truck that says "FALAFEL
IS A SERIOUS MENTAL DISEASE"

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I was reminded of this perfect capture straight off a peregrine falcon cam and it is a Whole Mood

Screencap from a peregrine falcon cam. The parent’s head is in the foreground and a fledgling sits next to two eggs. Both have their beaks open as they call to each other, but it looks like they are screaming

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Idk, I might like Hello Kitty Island Adventure more than Animal Crossing at this point

Screenshot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure - the Dance Hall floor is covered in dessert pizzas and sodas and rockadoodlers are running amok

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Basically like being stuck under a cat, if the cat couldn’t move itself and dramatically complained if you tried to change the situation in any way. With maybe a bit of spit-up for good measure. But he’s so cute though

Me sitting in bed with a sleeping baby across my lap

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

36 weeks gestational age on Labor Day - tomorrow is checkup to confirm whether 39 weeks will be my “labor day” assuming this big boy doesn’t decide to come early

Me at 36 weeks pregnant wearing PJs in a messy closet. I am trying to stand with good posture to not exaggerate my big belly. Feet are sooo swollen!

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Week 34 means my small intestine and stomach are smushed up under my diaphragm, as this Griffin Museum of Science + Industry interactive timeline demonstrates: www.msichicago.org/fileadmin/as... So sometimes I feel GI issues practically against my diaphragm 😵 #pregnancy

Screenshot from "Make Room For Baby", an interactive timeline of body changes during pregnancy, courtesy of the Kenneth C. Griffin Museum of Science and Industry. In weeks 33-36, a woman's uterus has expanded so much that her small intestine and stomach are pushed up under her lungs.

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Possibly the most useful purchase from my IT days. Windows Vista was the latest OS when I got this, but it still works great for inspecting old stray hard drives even on Windows 11!

A beat-up box containing a SATA to USB 2.0 adapter and SATA power supply

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

It feels about as weird as it looks. Imagine having a huge gas bubble in your gut that can move up and down and side to side. Amazing that every single one of us was at some point a tiny squirming thing inside someone else. 33w 4d

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Yes, that's 21 characters for first AND last name. Also, why is this Regex-like char vomit in a user-facing error?

Red error text that says "First and last names can only include ([a-zA-z0-9-.}+)?” and should not exceed 21 characters."

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

BS version of the news I shared on FB: my eggo is preggo

Me in a cutoff Sonic T-shirt and PJ pants taking a picture of myself in the mirror ‘cause my baby bump is showing

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

This tastes like what the giraffe enclosure at the zoo smells like. I try my best not to waste food, but I don’t think I have it in me to munch something that invokes ruminant doo-doo

Garlic Spinach Artichoke Dip (non-dairy) from H-E-B

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Showing analog-style white noise when an icon won't load is a bit disconcerting

Screen snip close-up of the Windows 10 start menu, where the Microsoft Edge tile is loaded correctly with its icon, but the Microsoft Store looks like static on an old TV

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I expected many extra possessions when I moved in with another middle-aged person, what I was NOT prepared for was the amount of Christmas wrapping paper

A messy pile of Christmas gift wrap in the corner of a closet. There are about 11 rolls here.

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

John Grant’s The Art of the Lie could easily be my favorite album of 2024, so that doesn’t surprise me, but even though Otis Redding is fine I definitely don’t remember listening to him much this year..? Maybe it’s a sign that I should!

My top 5 artists from Apple Music this year, which were apparently John Grant, STRFKR, The Notorious B.I.G., Otis Redding (??), and 12 Rods

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Victim of so many programmer crimes for having a hyphenated last name

Text from an email that reads, "As a follow-up to our recent telephone conversation, here is a link to the retirement plan area of vanguard.com:
https://URL to a modern web form

Please access the link below [and I highlighted this part] if your name is hyphenated:
https://totally different URL to a JSP web form"

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

I voted, y’all ✅ I blame messy hair on bike helmet

Selfie. I’m wearing a sticker with a child’s drawing that reads “I ✔️oted y’all” over the state of Texas

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Filling out a patient form online and these are actually options under the Language preference. “Hail Fisician, ich have peyne in myn bihynde”

A "Language" field on a form. The currently entered search query "English" returns 3 options: "English", "English, Middle (1100-1500)", and "English, Old (ca. 450-1100)"

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

Post a scene from a film you’ve seen more than 10 times.

David Byrne singing in his “big suit” from the Talking Heads concert film, Stop Making Sense

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 23/09/2024

Working on being the oldest person getting down at K-pop nights

Just Dance score screen - WANNABE by ITZY, 12224 points

Just Dance score screen - Butter by BTS, 12077 points

Just Dance score screen - DRUM GO DUM by K/DA, 12612 points

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

Over-salted my dinner, current status

The salt vampire creature from episode 1 of Star Trek (“The Man Trap”)

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

Left the twit behind and never looked back

User #479,438 on Bluesky (Celebrating 10M users 🎉)

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 19/08/2024

Security folks gotta make their fun where they can

A form with "Choose a security question" selected. In the "Choose a security question" dropdown, the option "What is your favorite security question?" is selected.

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

WE HONOR & REMEMBER THOSE WHO MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE WITH THESE LIMITED TIME DEALS

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

Nope, Hollandaise sauce still remains out of reach

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

Shere Khan doesn't have any better luck with my laptop's camera, which is positioned at keyboard level so people can see up your nose

A cat in a chair in front of a laptop keyboard, looking slightly up so that the camera captures his nostrils and toofy mouth more than anything

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

I don’t have a good camera for it but I saw the ring of fire!

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

CANNED HEAT IS COMING TO JUST DANCE IN 3 DAYS Y'ALL

Clip from Napoleon Dynamite Canned Heat dance scene

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Going to Washington state on Saturday, they are *ready* for me

10-day weather forecast for Seattle, WA, with nothing but rain and cool temperatures starting on Saturday, 9/23

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Always fun to give my two-wheeler VIP parking while my whip is in the shop

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 02/09/2023

Oof, not sure how this got so cropped. And I can't edit on BlueSky. Hopefully this reupload works..?

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

Skyrim's full of gems like this silver platter lodged in a wizard

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

Today I actually noticed my appearance when it's happening. I look sunburned and that's what it feels like too

picture of my face with abnormally red color due to niacin flush

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

Precip chances are low so I'm not getting my hopes up too much, but yeah I'm happy the clouds will be sticking around for a bit and with any luck we'll catch a stray shower 🙏

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Wedge HD @wedgetable.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

It has been *so* incredibly hot and dry of late that it’s worth pointing out that there are actually significant clouds in the sky today, which is still a relief despite the one-hundred-and-fuck-you degrees it remains.

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