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"Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar." - Ed Murro If you need something to uplift you, try this from Oxford’s Man Choir: youtu.be/8tioUZghMQY 🇪🇺🇺🇦🔸⧖⃝

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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Chinny reckon
From the Jewish News article:

Juliet Gellatley, founder and director of Viva, told Jewish News the charity was very sorry for the offence caused by the advert.

She said she accepted the ”uniquely horrific associations" that the words 'gas chamber' have with the Holocaust. She went on to maintain that the advert had not been intended as a comparison with the Holocaust.
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great name for a band though
Hébert and the Hebertists
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Claude Littner from The Apprentice (BBC)
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I see they’re bringing back the Boris tunnel.
A line on a map entitled ‘Belfast-Scotland Tunnel’ (why not Belfast - Stranraer?) which would be impossibly expensive to build (not least because it goes through a highly unstable munitions dump) and which was recently proposed by Boris Johnson as a feeble minded attempt to placate Northern Ireland over Brexit
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Family Guy meme
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Remember kids:
The Family Guy skin colour meme repurposed for climate activists vs fascist thugs
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Apple Maps putting the label on the Canadian side is a neat trick…
Screenshot of Lake Ontario on Apple Maps
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A scene from Ugly Betty where Betty is wearing a red and white check shirt or “The Mitch McConnell AI proof of life ensemble “
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nick Ross from Crimewatch saying “Don’t have nightmares”
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Plot twist: it isn’t AI at all and you’re paying me to sit in a pub garden with your imaginary girlfriend.
A San Francisco man spent $6,000 advertising an 'Al' chatbot that's actually just him

Tucker Bryant typed out every response and drew pictures for over 30,000 user inquiries
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mmm not quite. But still the General Post Office’s finest.
A black GPO 746 rotary dial telephone from the 1960s
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Time for a a bank run!
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No, it’s ‘hilarious and embarrassing’ apparently.
Sonia Sodha 
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I didn't write "there is overwhelming pressure on UK universities to hire on the basis of ethnicity or views on gender identity". What I think is there ideological capture in some parts of academia on issues like gender/race, and this Arday affair is an hilarious & embarrasing symptom of that.
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Sonia Sodha 
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I didn't write "there is overwhelming pressure on UK universities to hire on the basis of ethnicity or views on gender identity". What I think is there ideological capture in some parts of academia on issues like gender/race, and this Arday affair is an hilarious & embarrasing symptom of that.
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
TBF the library stairs at St Catherine’s are only barely more substantial.
Spiral staircase fabricated from thin (3mm?) steel sheet and (6mm?) bar sections
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I do have replies by ‘anyone’ turned off by default. Tends to improve the quality of interactions.
Bluesky settings menu showing ‘Who can reply’ and “anyone” turned off
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Argh, right on cue (please ingnore @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social in the middle here - no offence Jen)
Dylan Difford
It's not improbable that Reform fall below 20% in VI by the end of the year. It's reasonably likely that some Lab to LD/Grn voters will give Burnham the benefit of the doubt. What's definite is that both happening will lead to a flurry of terrible
"whisper it, the two-party system's back" articles.

John Rentoul
Does the 'Burnham Bounce' mean two-party politics are back?
www.independent.co.uk/voices/burnh...
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The 90s anti-piracy meme that instead of “You wouldn’t steal a car” says “You wouldn’t fung a token”
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains
Album cover: Homegrown by Dodgy. A monochrome picture of a VW camper van parked in a field near the sea. The three band members are lounging nearby
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@oldenoughtosay.com is right, but I’d go further. If you respond to anyone directly on the internet, even if they’re a 24 carat bastard like Mitch McConnell, by telling them to kill themselves, you are not progressive, you’re just another asshole who needs to step away from social media for a bit.
madeline odent @oldenoughtosay.com

if you see someone from a marginalised community say something you don't agree with and your response is to tell them to kill themself, to respond to their apologies with harassment and bullying, you aren't progressive
you're authoritarian and you want to be the authority
5:35 PM • Jul 19, 2026
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A black and white photo in which President Kennedy says “Ich bin ein bin liner” to the metal headed space alien next to him
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Count Binface on the shoreline holds up his had to say ‘stop’ to Nigel Farage in a small rowing boat full of cash. The headline says “Stop the Bungs” and the subheading says “Vote Binface to clean up Clacton”
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Like this. Can we also sort out the Ashford / Folkstone boundary which follows the railway when it should follow the river!
A map showing the divisions of Ashford with a crude red line
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Interestingly there is still putlog scaffolding in modern construction. It’s a cheaper option than independent scaffolding. The ‘putlogs’ are normal scaffold poles with a squashed end that can be built into perpendicular brick joints but it tends to make the joint fatter which is less appealing.
Putlog poles. Architects don’t like these because the facework isn’t so neat.
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
(Amazing how much supermarket cinnamon cassia is passed off as just ‘cinnamon’ - usually ground but occasionally the sticks too which is easier to see as the bark is much thicker)
‘True’ cinnamon quills have thin layers of barkCassia cinnamon quills are thicker and have no inner layers
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Look at all those flags. Take a day off mate.
Shivs account has the following flags:

Made over 30 posts yesterday
Made over 30 replies yesterday
Posts over 20 times per day on average
Replies over 20 times per day on average
No break greater than 4 hrs yesterday
Joined Dec '25
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is causing a race involving Count Binface, the Monster Raving Loony Party and not many others the action of a prime minister in waiting? Convention says no, but then again convention has had a rum time of it in recent years.
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It’s a public service really.
Les Dawson and his show Blockerty Block
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Strong Golden Cleric vibes
Father Ted using his award speech to denounce everyone who ever crossed him
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
An affirmation that says “You are a serious person who does big things”.

This guff is one of Kemi Badenoch’s affirmations but sadly it doesn’t work because she’s still a blundering imbecile who doesn’t do anything except insult people.
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Mrs Goggins awaiting the incompetent Postman Pat to collect her post
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm having that!
The golden ticket of Zohran Mamdani!
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yes, the Midea Portasplit for example comes with a wall mount in the UK, and a window mount (for inward opening windows) on the continent. These are also available separately as well as a French balcony / rooflight mount.
The ‘universal’ mount for French balconies and roof windows
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ahh someone made one!
Flork of Fellas with the unfortunate Ruzzian MANPAD operator
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Obligatory @spellingmistakescostlives.com post for the inevitable 'scorcher' front pages:
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is that an egg? I think that’s an egg but I’m starting to second guess everything now…
The hotel has an AA ‘breakfast award’ with a stylised logo that might be a boiled egg in an egg cup… or it might be a butt plug.
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“What a lovely day on the inter- Good lord!”
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Mmm, that’s cats for you.
One paramedic told me, "We are normally called out when there is hope that the individual is still alive, so we usually encounter recently deceased people. In my experi-ence, it looks like cats will start chewing on the body as soon as it starts to cool. For dogs, it seems to depend on circum-stances, but generally, dogs seem to regard the corpse as if it is still their owner
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It looks like it could be one colour but pearlescent!
A sports car with a pearlescent paint job. Although a single colour, the aluminium flake refracts a range of colours from deep blue through to purple, pink, red and orange depending on the viewing angle.
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Alan Partridge in a pair of short shorts
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“It looks much like a normal garden fence” said Mrs Ponitpine
A picture of an oddly proportioned - and tiny - picket fence
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
They’re all this:
The Fool - tarot card
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Post your warning sign:
A warning triangle sign saying ’EX’ ‘Danger. Explosive atmosphere’ is in the orange door of an equipment enclosure
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Les Dawson and his Blockerty Block
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Two years?
The EFF Bluesky page with a label saying Joined Apr ‘23
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Great comparison site. Absolute monsters - ban them!
Ford Fiesta 2005-2008 vs a Ford F-150 Raptor
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.
A (baseball) bat hitting a (vampire) bat wearing glasses - from the Bugs Bunny short Transylvania 65000
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Why not get AI to summarise the novel… what a waste of everyone’s time.
A cartoon of a man on a sofa interacting with his phone. The phone is speaking:

THIS NEWS ARTICLE IS 3
MINUTES LONG. WOULD YOU LIKE AN AI SUMMARY?

Yes.

THE SUMMARY IS 1 MINUTE LONG. WOULD YOU LIKE A SUMMARY OF THE SUMMARY?

Yes.

THE SUMMARIZED SUMMARY IS 4 SECONDS LONG. WOULD YOU LIKE AN EMOTIONALLY INDICATIVE GRUNTING NOISE?

Yes.

HRUNF!

Wow. Sounds linke things are pretty bad!
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webweasel @webweasel.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Apart from the fact that the area on the map is NOT in the floodplain. Nearby, yes. There, no.
An OS map of Kidlington showing the Cherwell flood zones.
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