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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I don’t want to pay for Letterboxd but I do love the aesthetic of picking your own movie posters so to bridge the difference I’ve been updating my top four every time I watch a movie to match the poster on the bottom
Letterboxd profile
Bio says
comic (derogatory)
everyone's a critic and most people are djs
- the hold steady

The favorites are
I May Destroy You
Spirited Away
Rebel Without a Cause
Evil Dead 2

The recent activity is
Spring Breakers - Three Stars
The Odyssey - Four and a Half Stars
High School Musical 3 - Two and a Half Stars
In the Mouth of Madness - Four Stars
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Smdh prediction markets are getting to everything
Two boxes of Kashi apple cinnamon loop cereal
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Random guy in regional comedy scene: “Hey, I’ve got a great performance opportunity for young up-and-coming comics” The performance opportunity:
Extremely gaudy comedy poster covered in emojis and cartoons with the following text:

WARN YOUR GIRLFRIEND - YOUR SPERM BANK IS ABOUT TO BE OVERDRAWN!!

COMEDY CUM FEST

YOUR LAUGH HOLE IS GONNA NEED A DENTAL DAM

TWELVE SWEATY COMICS BLOW THEIR LOADS

HOSTED BY “THA JIZZLER”

Headliner: Stinky

BUCKET PULL FOR TEN COMICS
(PULLED COMICS WILL NOT BE PAID)

WARNING
This is not your ordinary "safe" comedy show. This is a show for fans of "real" "gritty" comedy, comedy that reflects the real world. We use bad words. We tackle the "hard" topics. Comedy is not supposed to be "funny". It's supposed to make you think. If you cannot "think for yourself," do not attend Comedy Cum Fest. Every one else: welcome to the Nasty Zone.

$35 PRESALE
10PM - 4AM
67 Main Street
Taint Creek, PA
BRING A TOWEL

Location:
LOVING FAMILY
COMMUNITY CENTER
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Penguins playoffs plus NFL Draft means every comedy open mic is canceled tonight so instead I’m Puddingmaxxing
A delicious Chambersburgh Pudding with a Guinness from Piper’s Pub in  The inside of the pudding which includes mashed potatoes and fried chicken
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Checking out Threads
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lalasassafras @ 4h
Apparently Trump tried nuking Iran Saturday night. The only reason he didn't is because General Caine refused to comply. 1/2
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Looked it up on Wikipedia and came across this blurb which made me laugh more than I should have
"Karaoke rage" in other countries
Cases of karaoke rage, where singers have been harassed, assaulted or killed mid-performance have been reported all over East and Southeast Asia. Incidents of "karaoke rage" outside of Asia have also been documented.
• In August 2007, a karaoke singer in Seattle, Washington, was attacked by a woman who wanted him to stop singing Coldplay's "Yellow"
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Found a restaurant called Meat + Rice on DoorDash. Here are some of their options
A picture of a bowl of meat and rice labeled “Meat + Rice”. Next to it is the same picture but mirrored and labeled “Rice + Meat”
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Post something random or you will have an awful April
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
When your emo band gets too many allegations so you have to join ICE
Two ICE agents who look like they should be playing Brand New covers in a basement instead of wandering an airport doing nothing
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
search your camera roll for hell
Graphic of Chicago Bears Running Back Kyle Monangai alongside a smaller image of Big Chungus with a quote that says:
ANY TIME I SEE THAT GOOFY RABBIT, I GET A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE.
FUNNY AS HELL.
- BEARS RB KYLE MONANGAI
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Big oof
As the 2016 keynote speaker at the Brisbane Writers' Festival, Shriver gave a controversial speech critical of the concept of cultural appropriation 301[31 which led the festival to
"pull its links to Shriver's speech and publicly disavow her point of view" 32] Shriver had previously been criticized for her depiction of Latino and African American characters in her
book The Mandibles, which was described by one critic as racist and by another as politically misguided. 33][34] In her Writers' Festival speech, Shriver contested these criticisms of her book, stating that writers should be entitled to write from any perspective, race, gender or background that they choose. 35][31]
In June 2018, she criticized an effort by the publisher Penguin Random House to diversify the authors that it published and better represent the population, saying that it prioritized diversity over quality and that a manuscript "written by a gay transgender
Caribbean who dropped out of school at seven" would be published "whether or not said manuscript is an incoherent, tedious,
meandering and insensible pile of mixed-paper recycling". Penguin Random House marketer and author Candice Carty-Williams criticized the statements. 36! As a result of her comments Shriver was dropped from judging a competition for the magazine Mslexia. 37]
Shriver expressed her opposition to woke and identity politics in a 2021 interview with the Evening Standard, stating that "I don't like discrimination of any kind" but adding "there is nothing malign, initially at least, in the impulse to pursue a fairer society. The biggest problem with the 'woke' is their methods - too often
involving name calling, silencing, vengefulness, and predation." [38]Shriver has argued against migration into the
UK; in 2021, she wrote an article that stated
"For westerners to passively accept and even abet incursions by foreigners so massive that the native-born are effectively surrendering their territory without a shot fired is biologically perverse."[39][40][41] She is a patron of British population growth rate concern group
Population Matters, 42] and supported Brexit. 4]
Shriver has been an outspoken critic of what she describes as a "deeply disturbing social obsession with transgenderism," especially
following the arrest of Graham Linehan when he arrived at Heathrow airport 43] In September
2025, two years after she left the UK for Portugal, Shriver said she is now scared to travel to the country "because I'm worried that,
given what I have put into print, I could be arrested the next time I come to the UK."[44]In a 2022 letter endorsing Republican Ron DeSantis for the 2024 U.S. presidential election, Shriver described herself as a
"lifelong Democrat and reported voting for Joe Biden in the 2020 U.S. presidential election. 45]
In the letter, she documents her shift away from Biden-whose presidency she says was a
"White-House-cum-care-home"-and Donald
Trump as poor leaders, and praised DeSantis for his handling of the COVID-19 pandemic, banning critical race theory in schools, opposing transgender involvement in women's sports, and passing the Florida Parental Rights in Education Act, while noting that she disagrees with him on abortion. 45]
Shriver also unfavorably compared the charisma of Democratic contenders to the
charisma she felt DeSantis possessed. She cited a national "apoplectic loathing" for Vice President Kamala Harris, and categorically rejected both Pete Buttigieg (as a "meek softy") and Gavin Newsom (as a "slick, vain huckster" responsible for allegedly turning the state of California into an "open-air pit latrine").
[45] She expressed some appreciation for Amy Klobuchar, though also claimed she was
"hardly likeable". 45]
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Your man comes home with the Joe Pesci in Goodfellas Funko Pop, wyd?
Tommy DeVito funko pop in case
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Pittsburgh TikTok is coming for The Pitt
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Ok well cool nvm
Pablo Manríquez
@pabloreports.bsky.social
Follow
BREAKING: DEMS DRAW RED LINE IN DHS APPROPS: NO FUNDING INCREASE FOR ICE.
POLICY RIDERS GROWING. STORY COMING IN MIGRANT INSIDER
Pablo Maníquez @pabloreports.bsk... • 44m
NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering
ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
3:16 PM • Jan 16, 2026
Everybody can reply
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
There’s nothing like the spike in blood pressure you get when you’re scrolling the NYT website to see how they’re prioritizing coverage of our multiple convening crises and you hit the opinion section and see these dipshits again
Pencil portraits of four of the eleven “pro-Trump Republican voters” that the New York Times assembles for a focus group at a pace that seems like every month
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Image of an advertisement for sex work captioned:
“MY HUSBAND IS DEAD
I don’t want to remarry
I only want CUOMO
See my BALLOT
CLICK HERE”
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Derpina Thumbgood raises the question of who will be the first doodle actress to do so much cocaine that she’s kicked out of Rachel Sennott’s birthday party
A poorly drawn doodle of a woman with long hair in a skirt and three fingers on each hand
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Derpalina Thumbgood, a doodle I just drew, is being compared by myself to A-list human actors. She is currently seeking representation. If she is not cast in the next six months I am boycotting Hollywood
A poorly drawn doodle of a woman with long hair in a skirt and three fingers on each hand
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Is this the worst toy the WWE has ever produced?
“WWE Rumblers: A Handful of Action!” Miniature action figures in a container. The wrestlers are Brodus Clay and Alberto Del Rio.
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Me before putting on my parka
A Labubu with its fur taken off so that it is completely bald and smooth captioned “THIS SHIT LOOK HORRENDOUS WHAT THE FUCK”
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Why do we need AI slop when we still have people making stuff like this
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The worst person you know who just made a great point from that clickhole article
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I’m right, dont @ me
That New York Times movie ballot saying: 

THE 100 BEST MOVIES OF THE 21st CENTURY
Reader's Choice: My Ballot
Paul Blart: Mall
Cop
2009
Paul Blart: Mall
Cop 2
2015
2016: Obama's
America
2012
Norbit
2007
Naruto the Movie: Ninja
Clash in the Land of Snow
2007
Gotti
2018
Kirk Cameron's
Saving
Christmas
2014
Martyrs
2008
Emilia Pérez
2024
Superbabies:
Baby Geniuses
2
2004
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is just sad
A Bluesky screenshot of the following account:
Alt Internal Revenue Service
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Let us tax you and use your money for actually good things!
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Oh good, I needed a doctor
Instagram AI named “YOUR DOCTOR 👨‍⚕️” with the text “Hello! I'm Your Doctor 👨‍⚕️ What's on your mind? Let's discuss your health c...”. It has 410.3k messages

Next to it is another Instagram AI named Satan with the text “What is it you really want?” with 27.3k messages
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
A cupcake shaped building with an anthropomorphic hotdog in a propellor hat called Weenie Hut Jr’s, from the show SpongeBob SquarePants
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
My wife alone in bed while I’m in the other room telling my inappropriate age-gap AI girlfriend about the various intricacies of my waste management job:
Carmella Soprano reading Memoirs of a Geisha in bed
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Markets rallying right now:
A photo of pro wrestler Cope (formerly know as Edge) with the caption “COPE”
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
It’s the logical evolution for people who posted this on Facebook 15 years ago
An old Facebook image with the following all-caps text:

DEAR PARENTS,
JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A DIRTY HOMELESS BUY NAMED ALADDIN.
SNOW WHITE LIVED ALONE WITH 7 MEN.
PINNOCHIO WAS A LIAR.
ROBIN HOOD WAS A THIEF.
TARZAN WALKED AROUND WITHOUT CLOTHES ON.
A STRANGER KISSED SLEEPING BEAUTY AND SHE MARRIED HIM.
CINDERELLA LIED AND SNUCK OUT AT NIGHT TO ATTEND A PARTY.
YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBEL SINCE A YOUNG AGE.
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This book is from 1964
A paperback book with a donkey on the cover with the title “the Democrat’s dilemma: how the liberal left captured the Democratic Party.” The author is Philip M. Crane.
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser
A dresser with six shelves, each with a word on them. The words are “Unity”, “May”, “Three”, “Tilapia”, “Butterfly”, and “Proverbs”
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I don’t know if I’m begging the curb but Facebook for me is still mostly just shit like this
A Facebook post from a meme page “0 Fcks to Give” made on January 13 with the caption “💯‼️” The acompany image includes pictures of George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, and Sam Kinison with the caption “I grew up with these comedians. This is why I don't get offended easily.” The post has two likes.
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
lmao
THE CAST OF Saturday Night Live has said lots of things over the course of the show's 50-year history that have drawn wild cheers from its audience. But two Saturdays ago may have been the first time the person drawing shrieks of delight had been arrested for a cold-blooded assassination.
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
He doesn’t explicitly say it but he sure as hell implies it
And the Democratic Party is the thin blue line between the pharmaceutical industry getting everything they want, or you paying everything you have. The Democratic Party is a thin blue line that will protect your kids from TikTok, and the Oval Office will become eBay.
And whoever pays the highest price will get what they want, and you'll be left paying through the nose.Yeah, he was against TikTok before he was for it, and your kids are going to be controlled by the Chinese. We never prosecuted what the Oval Office is going to look like under Donald Trump and how much you're going to pay for it. We prosecute, like, give you an example.Take what I think President Biden did successfully, which is get the ability to negotiate pharmaceutical prices down and negotiate with the pharmaceutical industry, and you got lower prices on insulin. We wanted to talk about the benefit we did. No, the first president took the pharmaceutical industry and beat the living crap out of them.
And if we're not there, the thin blue line, you're going to go back to paying right through the nose. And President Trump, as you just by example, oil and gas industry, EVs with Elon Musk, TikTok, it was a target rich environment. And we left it.
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This shit slaps
Apple Music screenshot of the album Ancient Echoes: Timeless Music for Meditation and Healing by Steven Halpern and Georgia Kelly. The track “Apollo’s Lyre (Remastered)” is playing
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Ok I think we can be done with vintage t-shirts now
Instagram screenshot of a T-shirt for Rotten.com. 

Shirt text says:
“www.rotten.com
When Hell is full,
the dead will walk the earth
PURE EVIL SINCE 1996
flush please
rotten dot com
???
The soft white underbelly of the net, eviscerated for all to see: Rotten dot com collects images and information from many sources to present the viewer with a truly unpleasant experience”
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Gonna tell my kids these were the Costco Guys
Tony and AJ Soprano playing N64 in season 1 episode 4 of The Sopranos
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Was hoping for 69,420 😔
#89,772
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
Vaxxed?
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain

The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.

6 MIN READ
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
I’ve obtained a photo of a Professional Outside Agitator
The cover of “Macho Man” Randy Savage’s album “Be a Man”, featuring Savage holding a large metal chain
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
The outside agitator:
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Eric Adams writing these names
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Check out what they found in Alaska!
The Alaskan Bull Worm from SpongeBob SquarePants
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
This 5 hour drive home just got a lot more fun 😈
An expired pack of Benadryl allergy tabs
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Christmas Dinner
A Modelo
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
😞
Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper smiling in the ring
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
“‘You shall not make for yourselves idols, nor shall you set up for yourselves an image or a sacred pillar, nor shall you place a figured stone in your land to bow down to it; for I am the Lord your God.” - Leviticus 26:1
A giant inflatable pickle with the word “Heinz” on it floats in the middle of PPG Plaza in downtown Pittsburgh, PA
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Average Threads user
Sam Neill after clawing his own eyes out in the film Event Horizon (1997)
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
I am in Maine
A white man in a baseball hat and denim jacket smiles while holding a platter containing a lobster roll and potato chips. Behind him a forest and a body of water are visible.
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Friday
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