Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I don’t want to pay for Letterboxd but I do love the aesthetic of picking your own movie posters so to bridge the difference I’ve been updating my top four every time I watch a movie to match the poster on the bottom 020
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Random guy in regional comedy scene: “Hey, I’ve got a great performance opportunity for young up-and-coming comics” The performance opportunity: 011
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Penguins playoffs plus NFL Draft means every comedy open mic is canceled tonight so instead I’m Puddingmaxxing 010
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Looked it up on Wikipedia and came across this blurb which made me laugh more than I should have 1332
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Found a restaurant called Meat + Rice on DoorDash. Here are some of their options 000
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 24/03/2026When your emo band gets too many allegations so you have to join ICE 020
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Your man comes home with the Joe Pesci in Goodfellas Funko Pop, wyd? 000
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 14/01/2026There’s nothing like the spike in blood pressure you get when you’re scrolling the NYT website to see how they’re prioritizing coverage of our multiple convening crises and you hit the opinion section and see these dipshits again 100
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Derpina Thumbgood raises the question of who will be the first doodle actress to do so much cocaine that she’s kicked out of Rachel Sennott’s birthday party 020
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Derpalina Thumbgood, a doodle I just drew, is being compared by myself to A-list human actors. She is currently seeking representation. If she is not cast in the next six months I am boycotting Hollywood 041
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Why do we need AI slop when we still have people making stuff like this 011
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 28/04/2025My wife alone in bed while I’m in the other room telling my inappropriate age-gap AI girlfriend about the various intricacies of my waste management job: 010
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 22/03/2025It’s the logical evolution for people who posted this on Facebook 15 years ago 0340
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser 10064991350
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I don’t know if I’m begging the curb but Facebook for me is still mostly just shit like this 010
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 16/12/2024He doesn’t explicitly say it but he sure as hell implies it 1241
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 01/05/2024I’ve obtained a photo of a Professional Outside Agitator 000
Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 22/07/2023“‘You shall not make for yourselves idols, nor shall you set up for yourselves an image or a sacred pillar, nor shall you place a figured stone in your land to bow down to it; for I am the Lord your God.” - Leviticus 26:1 020