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Paul Cotter Enthusiast

@webstarvancity.bsky.social
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He/Him Nova Scotian ex-pat living in Vancouver. Hockey, Good Vibes and proudly not a Tesla owner

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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 4h
Looks like my afternoon shift has coincided with a very missable Canucks game. Ah well.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy to report that in British Columbia, Canada these (mango passion fruit flavour) retail for 10.79/6 + tax. 16.99 if you want em with the booze in them though.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haha oh boy fulfil would absolutely send me
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I grew up in Nova Scotia and we were always taught American spelling (z not s). Dunno if I have a particularly strong opinion on it as opposed to for example the ou vs o spellings in which case obviously ou is the only possible correct option.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😍
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry I'm late but obviously I knew who would score the first goal #Canucks
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is so good lol
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just read this whole thread and lol'd excessively
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the way. Welcome.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're going 3 for 3 tonight! #Canucks
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*taps the sign*
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly no ill will towards the guy he came in as advertised and he's very affordable but he's clearly not what this iteration of the team needs and we should be able to get some sort of decent future asset for him based on his contract alone. Of course him playing and scoring would help tho...
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a fantastic idea and despite being the least creative person I've ever come across in my life I am now inspired
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The expected longevity of many of the most infamous of the terrible people of influence operating in our societies is generally substantially less than our own expected longevities? Also my kid wants to be a duck for Halloween. Those keep me going right now.
An almost 3 year old in a bright yellow duck costume and an almost 18 month old in a black shirt and pants with white skeleton bones printed on it sitting in the shade under a tree on green grass that's full of weeds cause who has time to take care of their damn lawn these days and also who cares with some sun shining in the background. The kids look happy as they're still young enough to be impervious to the realities of society and may they be an inspiration to us all.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And to be frank Paul Cotter will deserve every penny of it.
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CVII @cviibyz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's the thing..... This is still more embarrassing for them than for us #Canucks
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't forget the Blackhawks!
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Statistically he's very likely to score again tonight as well
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay well I'll check back in during the turd period lol godspeed to anyone at the game
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh so THIS is the Canucks that were advertised....
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry I'm late. Why is this a question? Gimmie THE GOAL SCORING OTTER AGAIN
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Waiting for @maxfawcett.bsky.social to continue to reassure everyone this is never getting built and is just some 4D chess from Carney.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah I had been going pretty regularly since like 2014 or so to California on vacation and I remember back after Trump 1 and before Trump 2 I was in a grocery store and looking at things like "isnt this..... The same price in Canada.... But in Canadian dollars?" lol since then it's gotten way worse.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here I thought Jarry was the only one. Also, I took my time on the alt text because my kids went to bed early.
A mock hockey card from O-Pee-Chee late 80s early 90s style showing Oilers "goalie" Tristan Jarry in his crease but his head and neck are depicted as an orange traffic cone/pylon which honestly might be too much of a compliment though some of that is likely due to the Oilers not knowing how to play defense because Leon Draisaitl only cares about if he looks good with his mouthguard in his mouth properly and Connor Mcdavid is more worried about the potential of ice on his heated driveway than the ice in his defensive zone so who's to really say I guess but anyway they let Vancouver score 6 on him somehow. And not just any Vancouver. The 2026-2027 Vancouver Canucks. Paul "THE GOAL SCORING OTTER" Cotter potted two for christs sake
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly even if you disregard ***all of this stuff*** speaking of from Canada specifically the exchange rate is so bad these days that even Costco and gas isn't that much of a savings if that was your only motivation
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 30/09/2026
First Nations children are still waiting for safe schools, clean water, adequate housing and equitable services. Meanwhile, Canada somehow finds urgency when the “national interest” is pipelines, mines and major projects. Reconciliation has to mean more than wearing orange once a year. 🧡
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From @gks.bsky.social “Honestly, I think we’re going to surprise a lot of people. I’d rather be an underdog than in the middle of the pack. So it’s pretty fun.” Cotter believes he, too, can surprise people. Lol
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Honestly, I think we’re going to surprise a lot of people. I’d rather be an underdog than in the middle of the pack. So it’s pretty fun.” Cotter believes he, too, can surprise people. From @gks.bsky.social training camp profile on Cotter haha.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is actually something NHL players need to know all season. Please make sure you pass it along so players know their rights.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Babcock not gonna just want the picture gallery but also list of most used gifs.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Warning signs for where McDavid needs to steer clear of
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hi vis vests are to make it easy to identify the losers in case anyone wasn't sure
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WE'RE BACK BABY ON PACE FOR 168!
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did have Crysaitl typed out ... Then figured it needed a lessor mention
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🇨🇦 Trent Leith 🏳️‍🌈 @trentleith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The best part about watching #Canucks hockey is it's both fun to win, but good to lose. It's win win. It makes games like tonight's must watch TV
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actual lol 😂
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This would be more bearable if I didn't have to listen to this absolute Homer PxP team but even still what are we doing here. These Oilers have the loser stink that comes from Bowman, Babcock, Formenton and I'll give a pass to the usual crybabies because the rest of them are so easy to dislike.
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Daniel Wagner @passittobulis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a godawful call. Karlsson gets fully tackled, then takes a one-handed swipe at an already broken stick and gets a slashing penalty? What are we doing? What's going on?
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many 1st overall draft picks did the Oilers get? And they still need PPs against the fucking 2026/2027 Canucks? Lol
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😭
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's not too late to delete this
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 29th: do the oilers have a goaltending problem? This is how I know life is just groundhog day. They can't even blame Nurse anymore!
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People were saying put him in the Ring of Honour I woulda booed him when he came back to the arena that time lol
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah imagine we get rid of the garbage aura of Kane and all of a sudden...... Re: Kesler, I admit to looking past the smoke back ~2011 but since then there's been so much crap that he's dead. We (I) should've been more aware back then. When he tried his rehab stint coming back I wasn't buying it.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not gonna like this but I am going to nod solemnly as I do remember this.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THIS STILL COUNTS AS WELL
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THIS ALSO COUNTS!
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes they also got speedbagged in the face without reacting to no avail
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Something about Ron MacLean saying "tie me down" that doesn't sit well with me, especially to end a segment.
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Paul Cotter Enthusiast @webstarvancity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Close enough to count!
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