Michael @webdesserts.com · 12/09/2025Current status of my fight against the impending robot invasion: 020
Michael @webdesserts.com · 02/11/2024For example in this situation I often do something like this: 100
Michael @webdesserts.com · 11/09/2024To celebrate video releasing, here’s a random video of a ladybug visiting me while I was working 🐞 010
Michael @webdesserts.com · 10/09/2024I managed to reproduce the negative numbers while screwing around with fullscreen. Was kind of spamming it tho. I was trying to reproduce another issue I was seeing where the play/pause button was rapidly flashing. 100
Michael @webdesserts.com · 10/09/2024@pfrazee.com @samuel.bsky.team @haileyok.com This video froze for me and started counting negatives after scrolling down the thread while it was playing. 141
Michael @webdesserts.com · 16/06/2024I noticed that if you lose connection when first opening the app, it will send you into a “signed out” state. Once you regain connection it won’t automatically select your account even though you’re still technically signed into it. 121
Michael @webdesserts.com · 11/06/2024This screen caught me off guard today. I think the control center in general is a mess right now. 100
Michael @webdesserts.com · 11/06/2024Wait… this is the “customized just for iPad” calculator app we’ve been waiting for? 100
Michael @webdesserts.com · 31/05/2024Huh! On a similar note I thought I was following you but then I saw this in the thread. 110
Michael @webdesserts.com · 02/05/2024Princesses and Dragons?? Pffft give me a real fantasy. Something completely unrealistic and disconnected from reality. Something like… 010
Michael @webdesserts.com · 04/08/2023The scrollbar wars are really kicking off on the web app today. 000
Michael @webdesserts.com · 28/06/2023@bsky.app Y'all wouldn't happen to have a black & white logo hidden anywhere would y'all? Trying to update my resume and I think it's about time to swap out the Twitter handle. 100
Michael @webdesserts.com · 22/06/2023So OpenAI's new "function calling" update is really cool. Here's an interesting interaction I was able to get today on my personal chat project where the AI is dynamically "load" functions as it needs them: 100
Michael @webdesserts.com · 16/06/2023Ok, I think this is probably the worst offender of eyebrow-raising programmer jargon I've seen so far. 000
Michael @webdesserts.com · 13/06/2023I have had my name misspelt all sorts of ways. This is by far my favorite. 000
Michael @webdesserts.com · 21/05/2023My current attempts to work on side projects are failing miserably. 000
Michael @webdesserts.com · 18/05/2023I see I see. Well I guess we're never getting custom feeds then. 040
Michael @webdesserts.com · 11/05/2023This post reminded me that someone spent time “modernizing” Comic Sans (and it actually looks good??) comicneue.com 140
Michael @webdesserts.com · 17/04/2023I don’t have access to GPT plugins yet, so I taught GPT to give me commands instead: 110
Michael @webdesserts.com · 03/04/2023Yep, there’s a shit ton of accounts reposting this same video on a loop. The others I ran into had more videos to pad out the channel and make it look real. 000
Michael @webdesserts.com · 29/03/2023How about we expand on the previous example? This time I’ll introduce an untested `selection` prop that might imply the component should now be a controlled component. It figured it out on the second try. 000
Michael @webdesserts.com · 22/03/2023Here’s an image of a portion of the nebula that’s actually from Webb www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/s… 000
Michael @webdesserts.com · 22/03/2023Tarantula Nebula (NIRCam Image) www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2022/a… 000
Michael @webdesserts.com · 01/03/2023@support-team.bsky.social Looks like anytime I tap on the “followers” link on someone’s profile, I get the following error: 300
![A terminal screenshot that reads as follows:
Message (USER): What time is it?
Functions: [ 'help', 'load' ]
Message (ASSISTANT): call { name: 'load', arguments: { name: 'now' } }
Executing command: load(name: now)
Message (SYSTEM): Success: "now" command is now available
Functions: [ 'help', 'load', 'now' ]
Message (ASSISTANT): call { name: 'now', arguments: {} }
Executing command: now()
Message (SYSTEM): 2023-06-22T01:15:34.232Z
Functions: [ 'help', 'load', 'now' ]
Message (ASSISTANT): The current time is 1:15 AM on June 22, 2023, in Coordinated Universal Time (UTC). Please note that the time might be different based on your local time zone.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ij5cuvcn3itaahvqzaxctfi/bafkreiaw6wxl6e7cfqnymikrdo7ha3r2xgy7v253dlglbaj2cxuxqankle)
![A screenshot of the following code snippet:
export interface Record {
[Branding]: "app.bsky.feed.post";
text: string;
createdAt: string;
}
export namespace Record {
export const Schema = v.object("app.bsky.feed.post", /* ... */);
}
let r: Record = Record.Schema.parse()](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ij5cuvcn3itaahvqzaxctfi/bafkreigglcy7tk7zm5c4xvlikpa6aupd7yg6qjbx7qswxejtoj5m5omtoi)
