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@weatherproof.bsky.social
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He/Him. Analog. Books, cooking, coffee, dogs, links, Tottenham, human beings

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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
When you re-abandon your horrible shiny-dopamine-box cell phone for print media, so you won’t go insane (again), and re-substitute the aggregate of New Yorker staff output for your personality, and remember that you were better for that, then, too
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I will not never agree with a declarative sentence more
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Because of what I do, I spend a lot of time in rural America. And I am here to tell you that rural America’s moment of democratic political enlightenment is going to keep receding into the “never gonna happen.”
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Definitely time to eat the rich
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It disgusts me that my kid’s school has to think about active shooter response. You know what’s nice about going to Britain & Europe? We don’t have to worry about randomly getting shot. So in the midst of all the other horrible things the GOP has brought us let’s not forget: FUCK the #NRA #democrats
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My kid is never not funny; from somewhere in Portland
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
“These things we invented that have no intrinsic value that were assigned speculative intrinsic value by a bunch of donkey MAGA morons have reverted to not having any intrinsic value” Copy text from Bberg #Trump
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I keep thinking that I can’t get any more goddamned incredulous, but yes, yes I can. The GOP is a pathetic, bootlick travesty, squirming on the ground before a fairy-tale troll
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
There is a Rubicon for every shitheel Caesar. Trump has been rolling over Thune and Johnson like a big stink, and those bastards don’t want to Wag the Venezuela Dog, because he’s already trashed his party and they’re losing power. He’s too demented, childish, and messy to end American democracy
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I’m gonna keep buying #Patagonia forever. Love these guys. Happy Black Friday!
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Are we not entertained?
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I hope all of those 20-something DOGE techbros are haunted by the hundreds of thousands of children they killed when they axed USAID at the behest of the world‘s richest man; hell, I hope they drink themselves to death before they turn 40, the evil little shits. From @thebulwark.com
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
On the street, Portland
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Oh, splendid. An actual techbro star chamber. Amazing how the bad can always get much worse. Thiel, Zuck, Bezos: all those guys are f’ing lizards in skinsuits, and those are the ones we get to see
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I’m not gonna walk away from my mortgage until the big rip levels everything west of I5. Really not getting the problem here.
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
We are happy to serve you (Whistle Pig ten) Sunday night w/Goosie
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Uh, #COYS? Can’t make this crap up.
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So #Altman wants to displace half of the American white-collar workforce, with zero prospects to replace their jobs. OpenAI lost $12 billion in Q3 with no good non-porn ideas for revenue in sight. #machinegod is an ugly boondoggle. Until it what, solves climate collapse? Which it is accelerating?
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The turnhouse at Chambers Bay has gone from being a perfunctory pitstop for a Gatorade to being one of the most congenial after-round whisky patios in #golf
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Literally LOLed. F^*k Zuck. Of course AI is a bubble. And then it will reform, etc, etc, bleah.
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’ve been on this planet almost six decades. I drank my head off in bars all over the West. I plowed through grunge, Bible camp, and all the movies in the Marvel universe for my kids. I’ve seen Idaho Nazis March in Coeur d’Alene. And I’ve still never seen anything quite this goddamned stupid.
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
There are no architectural or construction plans filed in DC for the Epstein ballroom. The White House is going to look like shit for a while. Just shy of an election year, the destruction of the East Wing will serve as sacrificial eyesore reminder of what this bastard is doing to our country.
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Every damn day, MAGA profanes our nation, our ideals, and our history. #woundedknee
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
It’s an incomplete list.
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Portland, in the park blocks. The first and best Republican president. Emblematic of his corrupted party at present
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Really dig this Bibi + Donny a la Francis Bacon
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Thomas Frank is a godsend. We are going to find out what competence and sanity looks like over the course of a Champions league season. In the meantime, let’s all enjoy this emblematic photograph of the departed gaffer. #COYS #SPURS
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Holy hell. I heard a good track and ran the band down; discography shows 3 full-length releases dated to 2025. The band videos, personnel, music is all generated by AI. So that’s the last time I listen to it. Something is folding in on itself right now, and I don’t wanna be in the box as it shrinks.
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’ve bumped into Murray 3 or 4 times over the last three decades. And she’s as low-key in affect as she appears to be in videos her people post on the Internet. But Senator soccer mommy is high IQ, relentless, and kicks ass. #cascadia, #pattymurray
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Despicable police-state Barbie
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
File under “stay in your lane, doofus.” #COYS
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Normally I’m a “dance with who brought you” guy. And Ange is an interesting and personable dude. But thank God; Ten Hag had a better record. 🤞🏻 for Thomas Frank. Daniel Levy does not play, and Tottenham Hotspur is a lot bigger than one Australian. #COYS #SPURS
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Orange Twit: We’re going to bring Apple phone production to America! Xi: Yunh hunh, sure pal
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
He’s like one of those rabid Western gunfighters that gets more and more itchy triggerfingered until the marshal’s gotta come take his six gun. Unfortunately, we’re not sure who’s wearing the white hat right now
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Art of the Deal: before beginning negotiations, kick the guy hard in the crotch, then extend your hand for a friendly shake
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
#MAGA Elect a clown, get a circus
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
“I’m going to vote for Trump because he’s a businessman!” Trump is our Brexit; this is how you crash a successful economy. #MAGA 🤡
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
“Supporters say he has the best technology”
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Loved this. It’s the best fantastic fiction I’ve read since “Between Two Fires.” Subtitle it “Cowboys, widows, and witches.” You won’t like it if you can’t tolerate very strong horror elements, but it’s a hell of a story and an excellent, driving read. The sequel is out now, too.
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
It’s not hard to figure out who’s wearing the black hats.
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Substitute “American.” To hell with your bigot, cruel, performative #MAGA patriotism. Every president of the 20th century, of both parties, has seen America differently than MAGA and Trump and Musk. —from “Letters to a German Friend,” Albert Camus
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I subscribe to Apple news and the New York Times. And I don’t know what you’re talking about. This is a random screenshot from Apple this morning. I see people all over this website moaning about legacy media. How many of them subscribe to a legitimate newspaper?
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Boyd Crowder in Thailand paradise, communing with inner child #whitelotus
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Weatherproof @weatherproof.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Alert, etc. #COYS
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