Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A good way to ensure conformity is by encouraging us to outsource all our thinking 022
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The squirrels have been carving horrors beyond my comprehension into my porch pumpkins 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can being exposed to an endless stream of bullshit make one cynical? 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wish I could recycle all these political mailers I've been getting lately but they're too toxic 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The back motion light turns on and attracts bugs, which turn the light on, which attracts more bugs, which turns the light on, which attracts more bugs, which turns the li- 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I would not be surprised to find out I have eaten cheese every single day since 1999 012
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The butter melting in the microwave reminded me of the sinking of the Titanic 020
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every TV commercial is starting to feel like a psyop 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The gall of Coppertop restaurant... they make chicken riggies but use penne pasta instead of rigatoni. Shameful. 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Keeping my ego in check by always using a lowercase i 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Recently found out my local zoo has two tigers, a male and a female, but they don't put them in the same enclosure so they don't murder-fuck each other 010
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I feed my wife who feeds milk to our son. It's like a food pyramid scheme 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Aiming to be so niche that no one knows I exist 041
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Mixed some sriracha, ketchup, and mustard together to make some sriketchtard sauce 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Feeling a little betrayed that the microwave changed 90 seconds automatically to 1:30 031
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Treating AIs like a genie, but more like Jafar at the end of Aladdin 010
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I didn't recall The Little Engine That Could being that long nor it throwing out the four syllable word "indignantly." Weird book. 010
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026My TV automatically starts playing Newsmax when I turn it in for some reason. Must be a psyop 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I don't think I can eat Greek yogurt for a long time after that last diaper change 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The munchies has me feeling like I'm a woodchipper, shoveling crunchy shit in there 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Believing things without evidence is a good way to join a cult 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Confusing how a diner can mean both a place to eat and the person eating 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 26/06/2026No one warned me how stinky a baby's neck folds could get 010
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Surely cryptocurrency can't have NOTHING to do with cryptids 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Has Cristiano Ronaldo ever scored off of his Adam's apple? 010
Reposted by Weatherett 🌦️Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Someone has got to care about what I say so it might as well be me 011
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Someone has got to care about what I say so it might as well be me 011
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I would much rather drink one excellent beer than a bunch of mediocre beers 020
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Frogs drink lots of water in case someone picks them up so they can pee all over the perpetrator. My son does the same as soon as his diaper is opened 021
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Surely the peak of western civilization can't be coinciding with the era of exploitation 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Exclaiming "curses" to allude to several active curses on me 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 02/06/2026One day you will see an image that you are in but won't recall when it was taken, and then it will dawn on you that it's AI generated and never happened 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Came here to chuckle and instead got to witness the worst humanity has to offer 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 23/05/2026If your dish gets garnished, a little green is added. If your wages get garnished, a little green is taken away 011
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 21/05/2026My book buying addiction is outpacing my reading addiction, making this quest potentially futile 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Baffling how divided we are on whether we're witnessing a 5D chess master or a totally incompetent ignoramus 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Lunch today is a chicken of the sea sandwich with a tuna of the land soup 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Just saw two bunnies fucking in my neighbor's driveway. Those Easter eggs don't come from nowhere 000
Weatherett 🌦️ @weatherett.bsky.social · 31/03/2026For just $9.99/month, you can read about all the atrocities committed by your government with your tax dollars! 000
